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Old 05-19-2007, 03:02 AM   #1
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Okay, this had me laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. For sarcastic buggers like me, it doesnt get any funnier than this.
http://www.break.com/index/worst-movie-scenes-ever.html
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Here's a commercial that I laugh at every time I see it:
http://www.break.com/index/worst_spe...ects_ever.html

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Old 05-19-2007, 04:20 AM   #2
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haha the most random line ever
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That shark made me scared...very scared....

Those shark scenes were comedy right?
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:54 AM   #4
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That's definitley a random line, but I liked "They're eating her........... and then they're gonna eat me..........Oh My God"
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Those were funny.
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:56 PM   #6
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Old 05-19-2007, 03:32 PM   #8
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Okay, this had me laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. For sarcastic buggers like me, it doesnt get any funnier than this.
Worst line I ever saw in a major studio film (not a B-movie, where it may be deliberate) was in Star Trek Nemesis. Picard's Enterprise and a Romulan Bird of Prey were in deep-space combat with a "Reman" warship, and the Romulan ship had just taken serious damage. The Romulan commander buzzed Picard on the intercom to report...

"We're dead in the water over here, Picard!"

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Old 05-20-2007, 12:41 PM   #10
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What happens when the star of the film dies before its completion:


(The fun starts at 1:05min’)
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Old 05-20-2007, 12:48 PM   #11
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Oh man, thanks so much for finding this. I saw it my senior year of high school and couldn't stop laughing at the picture taped to the mirror shot. Priceless. He actually fights Chuck Norris at the beginning of the movie.
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that was a terrible scene, but the scene with the two of them on Naboo was even worse.
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that was a terrible scene, but the scene with the two of them on Naboo was even worse.
Natalie Portman is a terrible actress.
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Old 05-20-2007, 04:16 PM   #14
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really any of the "romance" scenes with any sort of dialogue in the star wars prequels are probably the worst things i have ever seen in any movie
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:10 AM   #15
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That's definitley a random line, but I liked "They're eating her........... and then they're gonna eat me..........Oh My God"
My favorite as well.

That poor actor was hung out to dry by the director on that part.
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:31 AM   #16
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Heaven's Gate's 10 minutes of a violin playing roller skater in 1890's rural Wyoming.
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Old 07-29-2007, 03:08 AM   #17
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The worst scene has to be at the end of Alvin and Chimpmunk trailer:
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/mov...01_480p_dl.mov
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:46 AM   #18
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The worst scene has to be at the end of Alvin and Chimpmunk trailer:
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/mov...01_480p_dl.mov
When I saw the preview of it before the Simpsons Movie I thought it looked downright horrible.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:03 PM   #19
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If you want to see some really bad lines, just watch Hackers.

I saw it for the first time last night and WOW. I am glad I never saw it when it came out and I sure regret seeing it last night.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:06 PM   #20
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Every scene in Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. I've written an essay about that movie and how much I hate it.
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