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06-06-2007, 05:05 PM
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Is this thing on???
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Rumor: Sam Adams whips Hixon
From the Denver Post article:
Bates' scheme big on big bodies By Jim Armstrong Denver Post Staff Columnist Article Last Updated: 06/05/2007 11:16:47 PM MDT A picture is worth a thousand notes. ... How quick is 345-pound Sam Adams? Mike Shanahan answered the question with a question: "Did you see that first step?" Considering he'll only need two or three steps a play, Adams should be a force in Jim Bates' defense. Bates' tackles run 40-inch dashes, not the 40-yard version. ... What they didn't mention is that at practice today, Sam Adams lined up against Domenik Hixon in the 40 inch dash and Adams smoked him. Hixon begged for a rematch, but Sam threatened to eat him. Looks like Hixon just got bucked down a notch... |
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06-06-2007, 05:09 PM
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RIP
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okay...
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06-06-2007, 05:15 PM
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Blasphemy! The great and powerful Hix will now sentence you to owning a wardrobe consisting ONLY of silver and black...
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06-06-2007, 05:35 PM
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No one is greater than Hixon. |
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06-06-2007, 05:41 PM
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Ring of farmers
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No way this is true, hixon was saving the world when this happend.
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06-06-2007, 05:49 PM
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I'm right, you're not
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Freelance fat person Sam Adams cannot hope to compare
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06-06-2007, 05:55 PM
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You will be smited for taking the Hixons name in vain.
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06-06-2007, 06:28 PM
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Is this thing on???
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Remember, even Superman has Kryptonite... |
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06-06-2007, 06:30 PM
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sweet! I hope the fat bastard eats that mouthy little b****!
no one tells my kid to get back in line! |
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06-06-2007, 06:33 PM
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Self Appointed Expert
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06-07-2007, 03:37 PM
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06-07-2007, 03:42 PM
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Draft Defense Early&Often
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Hixon was lethargic from fighting crime all night.
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06-07-2007, 03:57 PM
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Can we ban CMHARGROVE? We have rules against bad rumors and outright lies. This is one of the former. How dare you even compare Sam Adams to Hixon. The truth is that Hixon thought we got the beer Sam Adams and drank him to his kleats. Superman and Kryptonite? Please, Hixon doesnt even use a cape to fly!
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06-07-2007, 04:06 PM
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hixon is the next Adrian Madise
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06-07-2007, 04:25 PM
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6-37, Raider fans.
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 That's a pretty good one. Drew Litton has been doing some clever stuff of late. He was slacking for awhile there. His "I'm feeling lazy" strip is some variation of (insert sport) fan sitting excitedly with (insert sports items like books, preseason mags, whatever) in front of the TV and the fan's wife looking upset, bewildered, etc. And the title says something to the effect of the start of (insert sport) season. He's run each permutation like seven times in the last three years. |
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06-07-2007, 04:27 PM
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6-37, Raider fans.
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06-07-2007, 04:28 PM
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sometimes I think he's too over the top, but mostly he and I share the same kind of sense of humor.....I can't wait to see his attempt at Flash. |
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06-07-2007, 04:31 PM
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 hopefully I don't have to bring this thread up again around late August. |
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06-07-2007, 04:49 PM
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Over Jay Cutler
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Hixon was busy gettting Paris out of jail.
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06-07-2007, 05:26 PM
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The Kranz Dictum
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HIXON's Pants Zipper stuck when he went to whip out his member in the "40" dash"
HIXON now wears Button fly jeans only. |
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06-07-2007, 05:37 PM
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6-37, Raider fans.
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01-03-2008, 05:53 PM
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01-03-2008, 05:55 PM
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6-37, Raider fans.
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Hixon wishes he was Adrian Madise!
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01-03-2008, 05:57 PM
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01-03-2008, 06:20 PM
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Famer of Rings
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funny thing is i was checking some old rep and clicked on the post that came from this thread and wondered what i said. Then BM digs it up. Hixon is in all of our thoughts even in January.
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