Bad experience with Hixon - The Orange Mane

Dr. Broncenstein · 06-04-2007, 11:48 AM

I spotted Hixon... which was easy because of his illuminecent glow of awesomeness. Anyway, I approached him hoping to get an autograph. Some kid beat me to it, as apparently there was a line of sorts. What I didn't realize -- the line was a bunch of first sons that were being sacrificed to Hixon. He was literally devouring them one by one. It was scary. What a jerk... he didn't offer to eat my first born because she's not a dude.

Northman · 06-04-2007, 11:50 AM

That happened to you too? I had it worse though. I was able to give Hixon my little piece of paper and he was tossing it back to me when it was intercepted by Plummer. I was so bummed after that.

scorpio · 06-04-2007, 11:51 AM

Hixon wrote his name in 6-foot letters across my front lawn.

Kaylore · 06-04-2007, 11:56 AM

I asked Hixon to give me a thousand dollars. He has eleventy billion dollars so it's not like it's a lot of money. He told me I should earn my money the normal way like everyone else. I told him I don't care what other people have to do, and that I want a thousand dollars! Jerk. Then he clubbed me upside the head with Chuck Norris juggling a Tedy Bruschi.

Garcia Bronco · 06-04-2007, 12:36 PM

Hixon was at my cousins math class the other ...he was dividing by zero....it was crazy.

Kaylore · 06-04-2007, 12:38 PM

Hixon can write pie on a single sheet of paper - and not go into the margin.

vancejohnson82 · 06-04-2007, 12:40 PM

Hixon branded his name on my back....using only his mind

Jason in LA · 06-04-2007, 12:49 PM

Hixon can create nuclear energy in his teeth. That's why naked Bronco cheerlearders line up outside of his door.

Spider · 06-04-2007, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

Hixon can write pie on a single sheet of paper - and not go into the margin.

Apple , Blueberry , coconut creme , cherry , lemon meringue , sweet potato....

Dr. Broncenstein · 06-04-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by §Pide®

Apple , Blueberry , coconut creme , cherry , lemon meringue , sweet potato....

No jakin me seriouz trheadz

brncs_fan · 06-04-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason in LA

Hixon can create nuclear energy in his teeth. That's why naked Bronco cheerlearders line up outside of his door.

atomicbloke · 06-04-2007, 01:09 PM

Wow people sure have a lot of time on their hands. Wish I had time to post endlessly on message boards. Instead I am stuck making shoes in Taiwan.

CBF1 · 06-04-2007, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by atomicbloke

Wow people sure have a lot of time on their hands. Wish I had time to post endlessly on message boards. Instead I am stuck making shoes in Taiwan.

How can someone afford a computer when they work in a sweat shop?

Taco John · 06-04-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by atomicbloke

Wow people sure have a lot of time on their hands. Wish I had time to post endlessly on message boards. Instead I am stuck making shoes in Taiwan.

Hixon grows alligators into the shape of shoes.

Los Broncos · 06-04-2007, 02:02 PM

Hixon can dance under water and not get wet.

Flex Gunmetal · 06-04-2007, 02:04 PM

Hixon once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

Flex Gunmetal · 06-04-2007, 02:06 PM

Hixon drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Flex Gunmetal · 06-04-2007, 02:07 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Hixon was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Hixon chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

Garcia Bronco · 06-04-2007, 02:21 PM

Hixon is the reason there is only one moon. The second siad some **** he didn't like.

scorpio · 06-04-2007, 03:16 PM

Garcia Bronco · 06-04-2007, 03:33 PM

Hixon doesn't come in on Saturday......he doesn't come in on Sunday either.

Paladin · 06-04-2007, 03:40 PM

He comes when he needs to.......

freak6 · 06-04-2007, 04:02 PM

Knowing full well how fear inducing his aura is, Hixon thought it'd be nice to use Halloween to soften his image, so he decided on going as Osama Bin Laden. Seeking the best, he went to Pakistan to get an authentic one of a kind!

ZONA · 06-04-2007, 04:14 PM

Hi - I'm Tom

theAPAOps5 · 06-04-2007, 05:02 PM

Hixon knows where Mock is.....

06-04-2007, 11:48 AM	#1
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,622 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Bad experience with Hixon I spotted Hixon... which was easy because of his illuminecent glow of awesomeness. Anyway, I approached him hoping to get an autograph. Some kid beat me to it, as apparently there was a line of sorts. What I didn't realize -- the line was a bunch of first sons that were being sacrificed to Hixon. He was literally devouring them one by one. It was scary. What a jerk... he didn't offer to eat my first born because she's not a dude.

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freak6 3,631 - WAKE UP!!!! Impeach President Cheney and Puppet Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,651 Adopt-a-Bronco: MJK	Knowing full well how fear inducing his aura is, Hixon thought it'd be nice to use Halloween to soften his image, so he decided on going as Osama Bin Laden. Seeking the best, he went to Pakistan to get an authentic one of a kind! Attached Images

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06-04-2007, 11:50 AM	#2
Northman The Enigma Prognosis Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci	That happened to you too? I had it worse though. I was able to give Hixon my little piece of paper and he was tossing it back to me when it was intercepted by Plummer. I was so bummed after that.

06-04-2007, 11:51 AM	#3
scorpio Cubicle Pimp Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,498	Hixon wrote his name in 6-foot letters across my front lawn.

06-04-2007, 11:56 AM	#4
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I asked Hixon to give me a thousand dollars. He has eleventy billion dollars so it's not like it's a lot of money. He told me I should earn my money the normal way like everyone else. I told him I don't care what other people have to do, and that I want a thousand dollars! Jerk. Then he clubbed me upside the head with Chuck Norris juggling a Tedy Bruschi.

06-04-2007, 12:36 PM	#5
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Hixon was at my cousins math class the other ...he was dividing by zero....it was crazy.

06-04-2007, 12:38 PM	#6
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Hixon can write pie on a single sheet of paper - and not go into the margin.

06-04-2007, 12:40 PM	#7
vancejohnson82 Drama and Mediocrity I'm Afraid of Ty Law Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newark, NJ Posts: 5,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ	Hixon branded his name on my back....using only his mind

06-04-2007, 12:49 PM	#8
Jason in LA Gimmie that rep fool! Speaking of Butts & Boob Mojo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LA Posts: 12,254	Hixon can create nuclear energy in his teeth. That's why naked Bronco cheerlearders line up outside of his door.

06-04-2007, 01:09 PM	#12
atomicbloke Ring of Famer La 12 Boca Juniors Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 2,347 Adopt-a-Bronco: Offensive Line	Wow people sure have a lot of time on their hands. Wish I had time to post endlessly on message boards. Instead I am stuck making shoes in Taiwan.

06-04-2007, 02:02 PM	#15
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Hixon can dance under water and not get wet.

06-04-2007, 02:04 PM	#16
Flex Gunmetal Icy Fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: COLORADO Posts: 3,033 Adopt-a-Bronco: Francis Daytona	Hixon once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

06-04-2007, 02:06 PM	#17
Flex Gunmetal Icy Fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: COLORADO Posts: 3,033 Adopt-a-Bronco: Francis Daytona	Hixon drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

06-04-2007, 02:07 PM	#18
Flex Gunmetal Icy Fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: COLORADO Posts: 3,033 Adopt-a-Bronco: Francis Daytona	Did I ever tell you about the time Hixon was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Hixon chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

06-04-2007, 02:21 PM	#19
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Hixon is the reason there is only one moon. The second siad some **** he didn't like.

06-04-2007, 03:33 PM	#21
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Hixon doesn't come in on Saturday......he doesn't come in on Sunday either.

06-04-2007, 03:40 PM	#22
Paladin Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,151	He comes when he needs to.......

06-04-2007, 04:14 PM	#24
ZONA Ring of Famer Liquid greatness in every packet Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 7,407 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Hi - I'm Tom

06-04-2007, 05:02 PM	#25
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Hixon knows where Mock is.....