E mail from my dispatcher - The Orange Mane

Spider · 06-02-2007, 05:14 PM

AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!?"

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KO NG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from SAUDIA ARABIA and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. A MERICA.....

scorpio · 06-02-2007, 05:23 PM

Bull****. They don't make skillets or radios in India.

Spider · 06-02-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

Bull****. They don't make skillets or radios in India.

Not yet

orangeatheist · 06-02-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

Bull****. They don't make skillets or radios in India.

No, but when he called in for help on his Malasian-made computer, he talked to Deek**** (no kidding, that's a real name) in India ("Tank Yoo beddy much pour calling Compak. My name is Bill. How cun I help yoo todaie?")

scorpio · 06-02-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by orangeatheist

No, but when he called in for help on his Malasian-made computer, he talked to Deek**** (no kidding, that's a real name) in India ("Tank Yoo beddy much pour calling Compak. My name is Bill. How cun I help yoo todaie?")

All the Indian guys I talk to on the phone try to convince me their name is 'Tom' or 'John'

Killericon · 06-02-2007, 08:56 PM

I don't get what this email is complaining about.

scorpio · 06-02-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by killericon

I don't get what this email is complaining about.

People in other countries have jobs.

Goddamn NAFTA.

Killericon · 06-02-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

People in other countries have jobs.

Goddamn NAFTA.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I hate NAFTA. Or, rather, I hate how the US doesn't listen to NAFTA except when it's in their favor, But back to the matter at hand; Americans don't have jobs? I didn't notice.

scorpio · 06-02-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by killericon

Oh, don't get me wrong, I hate NAFTA. Or, rather, I hate how the US doesn't listen to NAFTA except when it's in their favor, But back to the matter at hand; Americans don't have jobs? I didn't notice.

It's true. I have to collect cans to feed my imaginary kids.

06-02-2007, 05:14 PM	#1
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	E mail from my dispatcher AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!?" Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KO NG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from SAUDIA ARABIA and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. A MERICA.....

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06-02-2007, 05:23 PM	#2
scorpio Cubicle Pimp Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,498	Bull****. They don't make skillets or radios in India.

06-02-2007, 08:56 PM	#6
Killericon YES A DT!!!!!! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: From Calgary, in Halifax for School Posts: 7,730 Adopt-a-Bronco: watermock	I don't get what this email is complaining about.