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Old 05-22-2007, 10:06 AM   #1
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I just heard from a friend that knows that is guy...who knows this kid....who saw Hixon punch out Teddy Brushi at 31 flavors last night.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:20 AM   #2
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I just heard from a friend that knows that is guy...who knows this kid....who saw Hixon punch out Teddy Brushi and 31 flavors last night.
No way man, my uncle's brother-in-law's cousin's nephew was there, Bruschi punched HIM and Hixon took it! Everyone was like "WOAH!" But then Hixon drop kicked him through the wall and everyone was like "DOUBLE WOAH!"

Can't wait until he dominates the NFL like he dominated Bruschi's punk ass last night!
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:08 AM   #6
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A guy on the light rail told me that Hixon outran the train so he could catch up with a fleeing Chuck Norris and round house kick him in the taint.
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:17 AM   #7
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A guy on the light rail told me that Hixon outran the train so he could catch up with a fleeing Chuck Norris and round house kick him in the taint.
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A guy on the light rail told me that Hixon outran the train so he could catch up with a fleeing Chuck Norris and round house kick him in the taint.
Man, that light-rail guy is connected.
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I heard it was Hixon's birthday that night....his friends bought him a cake and he ate the whole things before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
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I just saw on the local news where Hixon has foiled a bank robbery. He just ran around the earth and reversed the earths rotation to turn back time. He then waited by the door and punched the robber in the face when he walked in...for the second time. Proving that Hixon is indeed Superman
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I heard it was Hixon's birthday that night....his friends bought him a cake and he ate the whole things before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:29 AM   #12
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Let me guess, then he b****-slapped Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is 67 years old...
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I saw Hixon run down a cheetah and eat it...
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Hixon don't play.
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The local government has asked Hixon not to run a full speed... due to complaints about sonic booms..
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Hixon don't play.
I heard that the real reason Hixon has yet to play is that he is so quick when Shanny fills out the Active players for a game all he sees is a blur where Hixon should be. Can't list the man of speed as active on gameday if you can't see him.

Hixon is tweaking Shannys new sideline Glasses to capture his image in all the free time he has that normal slow people usually use to turn out lights, walk the dog, or run to the can. All that time adds up...
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My friend heard that Hixon brought Bruce Lee back from the dead, just so he could beat the **** out of him.
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It takes Hixon 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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It's weird and it might not be true....

but I heard that Hixon got laid before his dad did
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No, The sound barrier was created to contain Hixon... he broke it.

He is so fast he can have a phone conversation with himself. Between LA & NY!
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