What Foods Make the Best Fart? - The Orange Mane

Rohirrim · 05-09-2007, 01:41 PM

I would say a combination of:

Beans (for a solid foundation)
Popcorn (for blasting power)
Pickled Eggs (fragrance)
Sardines (fragrance)

TailgateNut · 05-09-2007, 01:44 PM

Eggs and Bananas make good "air-biscuits"!

Dukes · 05-09-2007, 01:46 PM

MRE's. End of discussion

55CrushEm · 05-09-2007, 01:46 PM

And WE criticize Crap Planet for some of their threads ?!?

Rohirrim · 05-09-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

And WE criticize Crap Planet for some of there threads ?!?

It's offseason. Might as well laugh.

freak6 · 05-09-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dukes

MRE's. End of discussion

lol

I got a box of those things.

Bob's your Information Minister · 05-09-2007, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

And WE criticize Crap Planet for some of their threads ?!?

I was gonna say...it's a slippery slope from fart-food threads to ball-shaving threads.

chaz · 05-09-2007, 01:52 PM

wow....

Los Broncos · 05-09-2007, 01:55 PM

Steak, eggs, pickles, piazza, rocky mountian ostyers.

bronco militia · 05-09-2007, 01:57 PM

Garcia Bronco · 05-09-2007, 02:07 PM

this...this is basically a poop thread

Arkansas Bronco · 05-09-2007, 02:11 PM

Literally

watermock · 05-09-2007, 02:12 PM

"You sank my Battle****"

bronco militia · 05-09-2007, 02:14 PM

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Hotrod · 05-09-2007, 02:14 PM

cmhargrove · 05-09-2007, 02:27 PM

For clarification purposes, would you please define "best" as it relates to farts?

Are you looking to clear your colon or annoy your co-workers?

cmhargrove · 05-09-2007, 02:28 PM

When does training camp start?

scorpio · 05-09-2007, 02:34 PM

you can't go wrong with hard boiled eggs, whey protein powder, and a 12 pack of amber ale.

SouthStndJunkie · 05-09-2007, 02:38 PM

Broccoli

Hummus

Apples

Rohirrim · 05-09-2007, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmhargrove

For clarification purposes, would you please define "best" as it relates to farts?

Are you looking to clear your colon or annoy your co-workers?

I'm talking "Clear the church."

watermock · 05-09-2007, 02:50 PM

It's a known fact women fart more than men, but the vagina fart is the most comical. It's kinda a compliment. God it's funny and doesn't stink...usually...It means you did you job and it was air tight. Pump it up!!

There is a reason that women go to the "powder room"...it's not usually to "powder their nose". Men around men find great amusement with loud farts.

Rohirrim · 05-09-2007, 02:56 PM

Mock torpedoes the thread in one fell swoop.

watermock · 05-09-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

I'm talking "Clear the church."

I once heard the Pastor fart while on the pulpit. His response was appropriate: "Today, we found out even your pator is human..." He then changed his sermaon to how humans are not perfect and some other stuff about forgivness which had me literally in tears. God it was priceless.

I love the Pastor on the Simpsons. He is funny and saved Homer's life more than once.

watermock · 05-09-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Mock torpedoes the thread in one fell swoop.

So vagina farts don't qualify slim dick? I doubt you have ever heard one.

How exactly? Tell me dimwit. Your the one who said "talking to the Church". STFU. It's not a hijack, just another attack. Your a vindictive biatch on a comical thread. You are the one that hijacked it.

Spider · 05-09-2007, 03:02 PM

Pickled eggs , there are times I beg myself to quit farting

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,794	What Foods Make the Best Fart? I would say a combination of: Beans (for a solid foundation) Popcorn (for blasting power) Pickled Eggs (fragrance) Sardines (fragrance)

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watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	It's a known fact women fart more than men, but the vagina fart is the most comical. It's kinda a compliment. God it's funny and doesn't stink...usually...It means you did you job and it was air tight. Pump it up!! There is a reason that women go to the "powder room"...it's not usually to "powder their nose". Men around men find great amusement with loud farts. Last edited by watermock; 05-09-2007 at 02:53 PM..

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cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,396 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	For clarification purposes, would you please define "best" as it relates to farts? Are you looking to clear your colon or annoy your co-workers?

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cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,396 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	When does training camp start?

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,794	Mock torpedoes the thread in one fell swoop.

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