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kamakazi_kal · 05-09-2007, 04:03 PM

Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well." Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.

booya ya frickin skank

she is getting desparate..........knowing she will be in the general population makes me sooooooooooooooo frickin happy.

jail is well "that's hot"

just had to post that..............now do with this post like you would with any post that mentions paris hiltons name

SEND IT TO THE BUTT

Drunk Monkey · 05-09-2007, 04:09 PM

I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

kamakazi_kal · 05-09-2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunk Monkey

I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

......hmmmm......fisting!!!!

Spider · 05-09-2007, 04:13 PM

Paris is innocent , she doesnt need to go to jail .............

westcliffe · 05-09-2007, 04:17 PM

If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine. What a skank!

Flex Gunmetal · 05-09-2007, 04:23 PM

Someone should start a petition to increase her sentence...

kamakazi_kal · 05-09-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Drunk Monkey

I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

you cant even call her a celeb.

she's only know cause daddy is sick wealthy and she stands to inherit it all.

she really isnt that cute, she has that whole chump eye thing going on where her one eye is always like half shut

she cant sing or act, really the only decent video she has made was a sex tape and even that sucks knowing she has herpies

I hope like, she like, loves, ya know, like orange jump suits.... OMG

PLOWHORSE · 05-09-2007, 04:29 PM

Arnie will light that petition with his next cigar! Stupid Bimbo!

watermock · 05-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Even her billionaire family couldn't bail her out on this one.

Drunk Monkey · 05-09-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kamakazi_kal

you cant even call her a celeb.

she's only know cause daddy is sick wealthy and she stands to inherit it all.

she really isnt that cute, she has that whole chump eye thing going on where her one eye is always like half shut

she cant sing or act, really the only decent video she has made was a sex tape and even that sucks knowing she has herpies

I hope like, she like, loves, ya know, like orange jump suits.... OMG

I agree, celeb is bit of a strong term. How about rich slutty herpiefied skanky swamp donkey

-Slap- · 05-09-2007, 04:35 PM

More than 50% of teenage girls have a positive opinion of her. She has a strong fan base among pre teen girls as well. Not hard to see why. She's on magazine covers and TV shows. She wears great clothes and goes to exclusive parties in expensive cars.

CBF1 · 05-09-2007, 04:36 PM

I think it was her Grandfather Baron Hilton that made the family fortune. and Yes she is a skank of the highest order.

Northman · 05-09-2007, 04:36 PM

Is there a petition to have her jailed longer? Anyone?

kamakazi_kal · 05-09-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anubis

Is there a petition to have her jailed longer? Anyone?

vote on this thread and we can foward the link to arnie

Rohirrim · 05-09-2007, 04:39 PM

I see a new reality show with an all dyke cast, "Swapping Paris."

Spider · 05-09-2007, 05:00 PM

Free Paris ..............Free Paris ...............

Hotrod · 05-09-2007, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by §Pide®

Free Paris ..............Free Paris ...............

Why bother they would just turn around and surrender again

Spider · 05-09-2007, 05:02 PM

all you guys voting to put Paris in Jail are just Paris haters

Spider · 05-09-2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrod

Why bother they would just turn around and surrender again

Damn you ......... that was funny but makes it damn hard to stir the pot

2KBack · 05-09-2007, 05:04 PM

I certainly don't pay attention to the Paris Hilton escapades, and I'm not a fan of people being famous for being famous.

Still I can see this as innocent idiocy. If someone actually told her that it was cool to drive on a suspended liscense if it's work related, I can see her believing it.

Northman · 05-09-2007, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2KBack

I certainly don't pay attention to the Paris Hilton escapades, and I'm not a fan of people being famous for being famous.

Still I can see this as innocent idiocy. If someone actually told her that it was cool to drive on a suspended liscense if it's work related, I can see her believing it.

at 26?

Old Dude · 05-09-2007, 05:20 PM

poor widdle paris

Dagmar · 05-09-2007, 05:46 PM

F Paris. More money than the Queen and not two brain cells to rub together. She endangered people's lives driving when she could have a helicopter pick her up if she wanted!

Dukes · 05-09-2007, 05:55 PM

I completely dispise her. I wish all her money and assets would be taken away from her. Her being broke would make me very happy.

Billy Clyde Puckett · 05-09-2007, 06:04 PM

Lock her in a room with Bob and Gonzo for a week. That is more punishment than a year in jail.

View Poll Results: Is 45 days too much?
pardon paris ....... she didnt know any better	10	8.13%
make 45 days, a solid 90 days like other people get	113	91.87%
Voters: 123. You may not vote on this poll

05-09-2007, 04:03 PM	#1
kamakazi_kal I have a Teb0ner. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,163 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mayhem Miller	help save paris hilton from county lockup... Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well." Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. booya ya frickin skank she is getting desparate..........knowing she will be in the general population makes me sooooooooooooooo frickin happy. jail is well "that's hot" just had to post that..............now do with this post like you would with any post that mentions paris hiltons name SEND IT TO THE BUTT Last edited by kamakazi_kal; 05-09-2007 at 04:08 PM..

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05-09-2007, 04:09 PM	#2
Drunk Monkey Mars b****es!!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,591	I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

05-09-2007, 04:13 PM	#4
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Paris is innocent , she doesnt need to go to jail .............

05-09-2007, 04:17 PM	#5
westcliffe Greetings from 8000 feet High in the Sangres Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Westcliffe, Colorado Posts: 261	If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine. What a skank!

05-09-2007, 04:23 PM	#6
Flex Gunmetal Icy Fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: COLORADO Posts: 3,031 Adopt-a-Bronco: Francis Daytona	Someone should start a petition to increase her sentence...

05-09-2007, 04:29 PM	#8
PLOWHORSE Who wants LOBSTER!!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 711 Adopt-a-Bronco: Is FONECO taken	Arnie will light that petition with his next cigar! Stupid Bimbo!

05-09-2007, 04:30 PM	#9
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Even her billionaire family couldn't bail her out on this one.

05-09-2007, 04:35 PM	#11
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	More than 50% of teenage girls have a positive opinion of her. She has a strong fan base among pre teen girls as well. Not hard to see why. She's on magazine covers and TV shows. She wears great clothes and goes to exclusive parties in expensive cars.

05-09-2007, 04:36 PM	#12
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	I think it was her Grandfather Baron Hilton that made the family fortune. and Yes she is a skank of the highest order.

05-09-2007, 04:36 PM	#13
Northman The Enigma Prognosis Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci	Is there a petition to have her jailed longer? Anyone?

05-09-2007, 04:39 PM	#15
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,791	I see a new reality show with an all dyke cast, "Swapping Paris."

05-09-2007, 05:00 PM	#16
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Free Paris ..............Free Paris ...............

05-09-2007, 05:02 PM	#18
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	all you guys voting to put Paris in Jail are just Paris haters

05-09-2007, 05:04 PM	#20
2KBack Rumblin' Bumblin' Cake is delicious Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Wash DC Posts: 7,273	I certainly don't pay attention to the Paris Hilton escapades, and I'm not a fan of people being famous for being famous. Still I can see this as innocent idiocy. If someone actually told her that it was cool to drive on a suspended liscense if it's work related, I can see her believing it.

05-09-2007, 05:20 PM	#22
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,146	poor widdle paris

05-09-2007, 05:46 PM	#23
Dagmar ...there ain't no devil ..there's just God when he's drunk. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Morrison Posts: 17,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow	F Paris. More money than the Queen and not two brain cells to rub together. She endangered people's lives driving when she could have a helicopter pick her up if she wanted!

05-09-2007, 05:55 PM	#24
Dukes Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,317	I completely dispise her. I wish all her money and assets would be taken away from her. Her being broke would make me very happy.

05-09-2007, 06:04 PM	#25
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	Lock her in a room with Bob and Gonzo for a week. That is more punishment than a year in jail.