Worst Criminal Strategy of All Time - The Orange Mane

Rohirrim · 05-06-2007, 01:30 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/04/mo....ap/index.html

Thomas and Rosemarie Uva were not exactly criminal geniuses. The couple liked to rob Mafia-run social clubs in Little Italy and elsewhere around the city, which, as just about everyone knows, is a really good way to get killed.

You would thing that at some point, a little voice in their heads would say, "Maybe this isn't a good idea?"

watermock · 05-06-2007, 01:51 PM

Even I ain't dat dumm. Cloose thu.

I thought I was going to hear the ole stuck in the chimney or fell thru a false ceiling gag, or the old stuck in an air vent gag.

Those mobsters had to be red hot pissed. You don't con a con.

-Slap- · 05-06-2007, 01:59 PM

I knew someone would post this story.......

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They even had the audacity to force mobsters to drop their pants as they swiped their cash and jewelry and cleaned out their card games.

RhymesayersDU · 05-06-2007, 02:02 PM

This is how Paulie Walnuts popped his cherry.

-Slap- · 05-06-2007, 04:06 PM

There are intrepid souls out there who actually earn a living "kicking doors". That's what guys who rip off drug dealers call their trade. The idea seems sound enough. Bust into a drug den and steal all the drugs and money at gunpoint. What are your victims going to do, call the police?

watermock · 05-06-2007, 04:18 PM

One of the funniest things I've ever seen when they wrecked Flounder's brothers Lincoln on a trip to a bar with the coeds, then "took care of it" by reporting it stolen and making it into a tank at the parade.

"Mind if we dance with your dates?" I had a friend so luded up he pulled that at a 3.2 bar parking lot.

05-06-2007, 01:30 PM	#1
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,838	Worst Criminal Strategy of All Time http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/04/mo....ap/index.html Thomas and Rosemarie Uva were not exactly criminal geniuses. The couple liked to rob Mafia-run social clubs in Little Italy and elsewhere around the city, which, as just about everyone knows, is a really good way to get killed. You would thing that at some point, a little voice in their heads would say, "Maybe this isn't a good idea?" Last edited by Rohirrim; 05-06-2007 at 01:33 PM..

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05-06-2007, 01:51 PM	#2
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Even I ain't dat dumm. Cloose thu. I thought I was going to hear the ole stuck in the chimney or fell thru a false ceiling gag, or the old stuck in an air vent gag. Those mobsters had to be red hot pissed. You don't con a con.

05-06-2007, 02:02 PM	#4
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,812 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	This is how Paulie Walnuts popped his cherry.

05-06-2007, 04:06 PM	#5
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	There are intrepid souls out there who actually earn a living "kicking doors". That's what guys who rip off drug dealers call their trade. The idea seems sound enough. Bust into a drug den and steal all the drugs and money at gunpoint. What are your victims going to do, call the police?

05-06-2007, 04:18 PM	#6
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	One of the funniest things I've ever seen when they wrecked Flounder's brothers Lincoln on a trip to a bar with the coeds, then "took care of it" by reporting it stolen and making it into a tank at the parade. "Mind if we dance with your dates?" I had a friend so luded up he pulled that at a 3.2 bar parking lot.