OM Max About 140 Members @ Any One Time, So.......

[Bronco_Beerslug]

I figured out a way to keep it going tomorrow for the draft.............lottery. The only fair way to determine how many ping pong balls each member will have for the drawing is using seniority. Charter members (first year) get 50 each. 2nd year members get 40 each. 3rd year get 30 and 4th year get 20 and 5th year get 1. If you joined after the 5th year, there is always next year. After 140 balls are drawn the lottery has ended and those members are in starting 6 am tomorrow morning through 6 pm Sunday evening.

Mods, please expedite this process as time is short!!!

[Rascal]

Or when it crashes, which it will, go here:

http://wc0.worldcrossing.com/WebX?14@@.1dde6920

[AboveAverage]

Or just go to a Broncos forum that doesn't crash constantly.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Originally Posted by AboveAverage

Or just go to a Broncos forum that doesn't crash constantly.

I can see you're not getting into the spirit of things here. If you want to go someone where else then please assign your balls to someone else.

[Rascal]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

I can see you're not getting into the spirit of things here. If you want to go someone where else then please assign your balls to someone else.

[eddie mac]

No Mane on draft day is like having no ****ing draft picks. Pointless.

[theAPAOps5]

Originally Posted by AboveAverage

Or just go to a Broncos forum that doesn't crash constantly.

Yet you just posted in this always crashing site. Here's your sign.

[theAPAOps5]

I get to work at 0700 tomorrow morning, have the office to myself and 12 hours of shift with about 2 hours of work. I plan to log in get my ass into the chat room and park it there.

[watermock]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

I can see you're not getting into the spirit of things here. If you want to go someone where else then please assign your balls to someone else.

I've told this story before, but this reminds me of pig castration, and golfing. When I was hawking cars for some cuthroat dealership in Garland/Dallas, we golfed alot. There was a river to the left and a pig slaughterhouse across it. I don't know why, but they still used guns for the kill. I guess it was Texas afterall. So you waited for the next shot, giggled and teed off #1. It was strangely mobid but funny.

"Wait for the gunshot, you will slice it into the river"

[OrangeShadow]

im working from 7-5 so ill resort to my phone to check

[watermock]

Originally Posted by ApaOps5

I get to work at 0700 tomorrow morning, have the office to myself and 12 hours of shift with about 2 hours of work. I plan to log in get my ass into the chat room and park it there.

Two hours? No wonder our productivity levels are rising so fast.

[theAPAOps5]

Originally Posted by watermock

Two hours? No wonder our productivity levels are rising so fast.

I'm a first responder so I am there on call not to be productive. I got all my administrative tasks knocked out today in preparation for the Draft. My luck though we will have a plane crash or some other mishap right when it all goes down.

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by watermock

I've told this story before, but this reminds me of pig castration, and golfing. When I was hawking cars for some cuthroat dealership in Garland/Dallas, we golfed alot. There was a river to the left and a pig slaughterhouse across it. I don't know why, but they still used guns for the kill. I guess it was Texas afterall. So you waited for the next shot, giggled and teed off #1. It was strangely mobid but funny.

"Wait for the gunshot, you will slice it into the river"

First time ever golfing and pig castration were used in the same analogy. And then, it somehow evolved into killing the pigs. And what's completely bizarre is that I kind of got it, and it made me laugh a little.

Only Mock.

[footstepsfrom#27]

Just lock mock out. Things will be fine.

[rugbythug]

Originally Posted by watermock

I've told this story before, but this reminds me of pig castration, and golfing. When I was hawking cars for some cuthroat dealership in Garland/Dallas, we golfed alot. There was a river to the left and a pig slaughterhouse across it. I don't know why, but they still used guns for the kill. I guess it was Texas afterall. So you waited for the next shot, giggled and teed off #1. It was strangely mobid but funny.

"Wait for the gunshot, you will slice it into the river"

So why did you bring up castration? Castration is not going to happen in a slaughterhouse. Trust me.

[Sodak]

I'll go over to www.broncosfreak.com

It's not the Mane, but it won't crash either.

[AboveAverage]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

I can see you're not getting into the spirit of things here. If you want to go someone where else then please assign your balls to someone else.

Your idea was beyond stupid. I assume it was tongue in cheek, because if you really thought it had a chance of getting off the ground, you're beyond stupid. Once this board crashes tomorrow, the crash victim site will be be busy, or Freak, or wherever. This site will be down for the count though.

Good luck with your lottery though.

[MechanicalBull]

I'll just plan on taking a day off from the Mane tomorrow or maybe about a week if Calving Johnson is drafted.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Originally Posted by AboveAverage

Your idea was beyond stupid. I assume it was tongue in cheek, because if you really thought it had a chance of getting off the ground, you're beyond stupid. Once this board crashes tomorrow, the crash victim site will be be busy, or Freak, or wherever. This site will be down for the count though.

Good luck with your lottery though.

Why are you calling me stupid? Are you saying you're not going to reassign your balls?

[AboveAverage]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Why are you calling me stupid? Are you saying you're not going to reassign your balls?

Don't mind me man, I'm harmless. You can find much better things to do with your time. Like organizing a lottery.

[footstepsfrom#27]

Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Why are you calling me stupid? Are you saying you're not going to reassign your balls?

Are you saying you want his balls? How would it be determined who gets them? I guess you'd have to have another lottery for that too eh? Of course then you could also have a situation where somebody in THAT lotto wants to give up their balls too...

Screw it...just lock Mock in the baSeimiant and this place will run like a top.

[scorpio]

Slug's thread got moved again

[cdesignmaster]

Shut the whole board down to posts except for the moderators until things cool down and then open it up to everyone else. Even then, place daily limits on the number of posts. I don't usually post, but I do enjoy reading the pertinent information. I do believe everyone should be feel free to post, but there are many among the posters that attempt to monopolize the board, it's ok during the offseason, but during draft weekend, limit the number of response to prevent the whole site from crashing. I understand the "seniority" principle, but at the same time, those same people also post excessively at times.

[Sassy]

But what's "excessive"?
People like to talk...and if they are getting into a debate, that would suck to have their posts limited.

Do you really want to deal with a riot if TJ shuts down the board...seriously, if this place is down for a couple of hours people go into serious withdrawals...there could be heart attacks...do you really want to take responsibility for all that

I understand the "seniority" principle, but at the same time, those same people also post excessively at times.

With 48 posts...who are you to tell TJ to shut down the board or tell people not to post anyway... Especially those that are regulars...some of us have been here since the beginning and this is a closeknit community. Through thick and thin or in this case, during football or during the off-season, the regulars on this board are sometimes the ONLY decent posters on the board and even if they aren't "quality" posts, they are entertainment.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Originally Posted by scorpio

Slug's thread got moved again

Damn, and all I was trying to do was help out, gee whiz