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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Boulder, the bastion of communism.
2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule
Got this in an email from a buddy...thought it was funny.
2008 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE
7:00 p.m. Opening flag burning.
7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 p.m. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 p.m. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 p.m. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan
9:00 p.m. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 p.m. Why I Hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast.
9:50 p.m. Dan Rather receives "The Truth In Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 p.m. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the Trade Center"
10:30 p.m. Nomination of Hillary Clinton for President by Makmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast.
11:05 p.m. Senator Obama nominated for Vice President.
11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.
11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Clinton.
12:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 p.m. Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.