Cincy Mayor Mark Mallory: Worst Opening Pitch Ever? - The Orange Mane

watermock · 04-05-2007, 05:41 PM

He hit an ump in the family jewels and was ejected. heh.

I've seen some bad opening pitches, but jesus.

SonOfLe-loLang · 04-05-2007, 05:46 PM

That pitch was so bad that there should be a voting recall...ugh, how embarrassing

Stormontheplains · 04-05-2007, 05:46 PM

That was of the Chris Rock variety, "I was so bad, I got picked after the white kids"

Atlas · 04-05-2007, 05:47 PM

Man I felt bad for the guy. That was simply terrible.

iforgotmypassword · 04-05-2007, 05:49 PM

ha dumbass

watermock · 04-05-2007, 05:54 PM

More amusing is his behavior after it. Rubs his nose and looks for consolation...If that polititian had any balls besides the one he took out the ump with, he would of gone to him...instead he looked around like a scared doe. Nice suit tho...It's the suit's fault.

Dukes · 04-05-2007, 06:07 PM

Has he never thrown a baseball before? Seriously? Even unathletic kids learn to throw rocks

Broncojef · 04-05-2007, 06:11 PM

I liked who was it? eric Davis? his expression like Goddamn man you can't be serious...the look totally questioned the mayor's manhood. hahahaha

epicSocialism4tw · 04-05-2007, 06:32 PM

That poor guy must have been all nerves.

GoHAM · 04-05-2007, 06:35 PM

My three year old could have thrown a better pitch.

Jens1893 · 04-05-2007, 06:35 PM

Striiiiiiiiiiiike 1

missingnumber7 · 04-05-2007, 06:44 PM

Eric Davis was all WTF you drug me out here for this?

MechanicalBull · 04-05-2007, 06:46 PM

I posted that in the youtube thread a few days ago but it's still great. I love Eric Davis' reaction.

Billy Clyde Puckett · 04-05-2007, 06:58 PM

At least he kept it down low - Sign 'em up O'Dowd.

PRBronco · 04-05-2007, 07:11 PM

Hahaha, I was gonna say nothing could be worse than Holly Hunter's opening pitch, but i think that actually was.

Clockwork Orange · 04-05-2007, 07:15 PM

I didn't know that Rick Ankiel was the mayor of Cincy.

B-Love · 04-05-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

I didn't know that Rick Ankiel was the mayor of Cincy.

LMAO!!

04-05-2007, 05:39 PM	#1
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04-05-2007, 05:41 PM	#2
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	He hit an ump in the family jewels and was ejected. heh. I've seen some bad opening pitches, but jesus.

04-05-2007, 05:46 PM	#3
SonOfLe-loLang Young Buck Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 13,230 Adopt-a-Bronco: Thunder (RIP)	That pitch was so bad that there should be a voting recall...ugh, how embarrassing

04-05-2007, 05:46 PM	#4
Stormontheplains Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Bronco Nation Posts: 1,001 Adopt-a-Bronco: Andre Hall	That was of the Chris Rock variety, "I was so bad, I got picked after the white kids"

04-05-2007, 05:47 PM	#5
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	Man I felt bad for the guy. That was simply terrible.

04-05-2007, 05:49 PM	#6
iforgotmypassword Pro Bowler Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 632	ha dumbass

04-05-2007, 05:54 PM	#7
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	More amusing is his behavior after it. Rubs his nose and looks for consolation...If that polititian had any balls besides the one he took out the ump with, he would of gone to him...instead he looked around like a scared doe. Nice suit tho...It's the suit's fault.

04-05-2007, 06:07 PM	#8
Dukes Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,317	Has he never thrown a baseball before? Seriously? Even unathletic kids learn to throw rocks

04-05-2007, 06:11 PM	#9
Broncojef Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Great White North Posts: 3,020	I liked who was it? eric Davis? his expression like Goddamn man you can't be serious...the look totally questioned the mayor's manhood. hahahaha

04-05-2007, 06:32 PM	#10
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	That poor guy must have been all nerves.

04-05-2007, 06:35 PM	#11
GoHAM Ring of Famer The Defense is Back! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: County 5 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mitch Unrein	My three year old could have thrown a better pitch.

04-05-2007, 06:58 PM	#15
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	At least he kept it down low - Sign 'em up O'Dowd.

04-05-2007, 06:35 PM	#12
Jens1893 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: People´s Republic of Bad Cannstatt Posts: 9,170	Striiiiiiiiiiiike 1

04-05-2007, 06:44 PM	#13
missingnumber7 Vote Joe Mays to Pro Bowl Joe 4 Pro Bowl ST's Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bismarck Posts: 4,760 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Mays	Eric Davis was all WTF you drug me out here for this?

04-05-2007, 06:46 PM	#14
MechanicalBull Interesting Times Ahead Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,825	I posted that in the youtube thread a few days ago but it's still great. I love Eric Davis' reaction.

04-05-2007, 07:11 PM	#16
PRBronco FML less Join Date: May 2004 Location: North Vancouver Posts: 4,206 Adopt-a-Bronco: I'm so alone	Hahaha, I was gonna say nothing could be worse than Holly Hunter's opening pitch, but i think that actually was.

04-05-2007, 07:15 PM	#17
Clockwork Orange Persona Non Grata I seen him! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,438	I didn't know that Rick Ankiel was the mayor of Cincy.