Joey Porter "that little b*tch" - The Orange Mane

WoodMan · 04-03-2007, 05:20 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2823703
Jones: I got jumped before Porter hit me
ESPN.com news services

Cincinnati Bengals left tackle Levi Jones is still sporting a gash over his left eye from an altercation in a Las Vegas casino two weeks ago.

And he says ex-Steelers linebacker Joey Porter is not the only one to blame.

Jones told the Cincinnati Enquirer that he was jumped by six other men from behind before Porter hit him. Porter, now with the Miami Dolphins, was cited by police for misdemeanor battery and released. Police said the players, rivals on the field, exchanged trash talk at a casino blackjack table before the fracas.

Jones called it a "cowardly act," the Enquirer reported.

"[Porter] got my attention from the front and wouldn't get near me until the six guys jumped me from behind, [then] he took part," Jones told the Enquirer. "What started everything was the dude hit me from behind. From then on, I had to protect myself. I was attacked by seven guys. I don't know what man is going to withstand that, especially with an NFL player involved."

"It was like that, it was problematic for me and my family, especially when the true story wasn't out there," Jones told the newspaper. "The particulars about how everything went down, I mean, ESPN, all they wanted to report was Joey Porter hit me in the face."

Jones, who did not need stitches, would not say if he would file a civil suit, the Enquirer reported.

"We'll see how it plays out," he told the newspaper.

Kaylore · 04-03-2007, 05:22 PM

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=54835

GonzoLays · 04-03-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=54835

I'd knew you would be on this thread like flies on ****.

How excited do you get when you see a duplicate thread? Do you start jumping up and down in your chair while trying to copy the link of the original thread? I bet you do.

Kaylore · 04-03-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoLays

I'd knew you would be on this thread like flies on ****.

How excited do you get when you see a duplicate thread? Do you start jumping up and down in your chair while trying to copy the link of the original thread? I bet you do.

You've taken a strong personal interest in me of late, Gonzolame. I think it's a combination of general envy and penis envy.

GonzoLays · 04-03-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

You've taken a strong personal interest in me of late, Gonzolame. I think of it's a combination general envy and penis envy.

Yes, I sooooooo admire your message board abilities.

And as far as the penis envy? Now that was stupid.

brncs_fan · 04-03-2007, 05:35 PM

It's a battle of wits, only one of these two posters seems to be ill equiped.

Bob's your Information Minister · 04-03-2007, 05:37 PM

Black Liberal Vs. White Conservative! Fight!

EDIT: It's interesting, GonzoLays posts read like a 45-year old, but he's actually YOUNGER than Kaylore. Intriguing.

GonzoLays · 04-03-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Black Liberal Vs. White Conservative! Fight!

Why don't you join in to make this a Black Liberal Vs White Conservative Vs Gay Activist fight?

BigPlayShay · 04-03-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Black Liberal Vs. White Conservative! Fight!

EDIT: It's interesting, GonzoLays posts read like a 45-year old, but he's actually YOUNGER than Kaylore. Intriguing.

And are you the lard ass referee?

Kaylore · 04-03-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by brncs_fan

It's a battle of wits, only one of these two posters seems to be ill equiped.

You mean like trying to tell someone they can't make an informed opinion about the best corners in the league because they think they haven't seen enough film on Lester Hayes and Mike Haynes? And then turning right around and arguing that Bly and Bailey are the best ever when absolutely no film exists on them as they have never played together? Golly, who would do something so stupid?

Crushaholic · 04-03-2007, 05:46 PM

Let the record show that Gonzo has just invited Bob for a 3-way...

Northman · 04-03-2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Crushaholic

Let the record show that Gonzo has just invited Bob for a 3-way...

Rock Chalk · 04-03-2007, 05:47 PM

Can I chime in?

Bob's your Information Minister · 04-03-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Crushaholic

Let the record show that Gonzo has just invited Bob for a 3-way...

Hell I was going to make that joke...

GonzoLays · 04-03-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

You mean like trying to tell someone they can't make an informed opinion about the best corners in the league because they think they haven't seen enough film on Lester Hayes and Mike Haynes? And then turning right around and arguing that Bly and Bailey are the best ever when absolutely no film exists on them as they have never played together? Golly, who would do something so stupid?

Do cornerbacks actually have to play together to know if they are good or not? This isn't mixed doubles figure skating my man.

What Bailey does on his side of the field is his business and what Bly does on his side is his business. They have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Get it?

Don't play yourself again Kaylore.

footstepsfrom#27 · 04-03-2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

You've taken a strong personal interest in me of late, Gonzolame. I think it's a combination of general envy and penis envy.

Eh...I hate to be the one to ask this, but how does Gonzo know what little Khan looks like?

Never mind.

Bob's your Information Minister · 04-03-2007, 05:53 PM

Why do people constantly say GonzoLays is dumb? He's actually very smart. Not that Kaylore isn't smart in his own right. But I think Gonzo would whip the resident Mormon in an IQ test.

azbroncfan · 04-03-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Why do people constantly say GonzoLays is dumb? He's actually very smart. Not that Kaylore isn't smart in his own right. But I think Gonzo would whip the resident Mormon in an IQ test.

Because he doesn't know that Larry Bird, Jerry West, Pete Maravich, and John Stockton are the best players to ever lace up the shoes. Same reason no one will respect you here too because a man is only as good as his word and your word is as good as dog ****.

BigPlayShay · 04-03-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Why do people constantly say GonzoLays is dumb? He's actually very smart. Not that Kaylore isn't smart in his own right. But I think Gonzo would whip the resident Mormon in an IQ test.

Then again the IQ test could have a "Cultural Bias"

Rock Chalk · 04-03-2007, 05:59 PM

Why do people quote bob?

Northman · 04-03-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay

Then again the IQ test could have a "Cultural Bias"

Ouch.

ludo21 · 04-03-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPlayShay

Then again the IQ test could have a "Cultural Bias"

IQ doesnt really even study the real "intelligence" of someone... intellect in what? math, science? who cares...

this thread is funny tho already

I just ate a sandwich.. mmmmmm

Kaylore · 04-03-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonzoLays

Do cornerbacks actually have to play together to know if they are good or not? This isn't mixed doubles figure skating my man.

What Bailey does on his side of the field is his business and what Bly does on his side is his business. They have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Get it?

Don't play me again, Kaylore. It makes me cry at night and wish the black panthers would beat you up. Damn you and your whiteness! DAMN YOU!

That would make sense if you were trying to argue that these two players are going to do well. However you went ahead in your typically drama-queen fashion and argued they're the best to ever play. Since they haven't even played together the whole notion is stupid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's an honorless loser

Why do people constantly say GonzoLays is dumb? He's actually very smart. Not that Kaylore isn't smart in his own right. But I think Gonzo would whip the resident Mormon in an IQ test.

I can think of no better endorsement on this web page than that of having Boob say Gonzo the racist is smarter than me. It's like you simultaneously ripped on yourself, Gonzo and made me look better - and I did nothing at all.

elsid13 · 04-03-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Alec

Why do people quote bob?

It all part of TJ's master plan to f' with up Alec

listopencil · 04-03-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by footstepsfrom#27

Eh...I hate to be the one to ask this, but how does Gonzo know what little Khan looks like?

Never mind.

I'm going to assume he calls it Khan Jr.

04-03-2007, 05:20 PM	#1
WoodMan Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Gulf Coast of Mississippi Posts: 1,327	*Joey Porter "that little btch"** http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2823703 Jones: I got jumped before Porter hit me ESPN.com news services Cincinnati Bengals left tackle Levi Jones is still sporting a gash over his left eye from an altercation in a Las Vegas casino two weeks ago. And he says ex-Steelers linebacker Joey Porter is not the only one to blame. Jones told the Cincinnati Enquirer that he was jumped by six other men from behind before Porter hit him. Porter, now with the Miami Dolphins, was cited by police for misdemeanor battery and released. Police said the players, rivals on the field, exchanged trash talk at a casino blackjack table before the fracas. Jones called it a "cowardly act," the Enquirer reported. "[Porter] got my attention from the front and wouldn't get near me until the six guys jumped me from behind, [then] he took part," Jones told the Enquirer. "What started everything was the dude hit me from behind. From then on, I had to protect myself. I was attacked by seven guys. I don't know what man is going to withstand that, especially with an NFL player involved." "It was like that, it was problematic for me and my family, especially when the true story wasn't out there," Jones told the newspaper. "The particulars about how everything went down, I mean, ESPN, all they wanted to report was Joey Porter hit me in the face." Jones, who did not need stitches, would not say if he would file a civil suit, the Enquirer reported. "We'll see how it plays out," he told the newspaper.

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Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=54835

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brncs_fan How about some Tapenade! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Coaches Cradle...Eastern Illinois University Posts: 5,490 Adopt-a-Bronco: Manti Teo	It's a battle of wits, only one of these two posters seems to be ill equiped.

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Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Black Liberal Vs. White Conservative! Fight! EDIT: It's interesting, GonzoLays posts read like a 45-year old, but he's actually YOUNGER than Kaylore. Intriguing.

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Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Can I chime in?

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Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Why do people constantly say GonzoLays is dumb? He's actually very smart. Not that Kaylore isn't smart in his own right. But I think Gonzo would whip the resident Mormon in an IQ test.

04-03-2007, 05:59 PM	#20
Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Why do people quote bob?