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Old 03-19-2007, 03:19 PM   #1
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all candy , gum , and other unhealthy foods will be kept out of sight of the Children , these foods are unhealthy , and need to be regulated and in alot of cases , these snacks have been linked to spare tire syndrome .......... sending Children outside to play is harsh and unusual punishment ( dont forget the sunscreen)...........we need to save these kids from spare tire syndrome
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:29 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:30 PM   #3
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:44 PM   #4
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One new law I'd like to see is make it illegal to put turn signals on cars. Hell nobody uses them anymore and the car companys still charge me for a set of turn signals when I buy a new car. Im pretty sure its a communist plot.

Also mini-nukes should prolly be banned.
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Oh and another new law should be that when your driving down a 2 lane road in the middle on nowhere. If the speed limit is 65 and your doing 64.9 or less and there are 60 gazillion cars stuck behind you. GET THE F out of the way....
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I wonder if in the "new world order" - if i can be on the DOT death squad to take care of such problems.....
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I wonder if in the "new world order" - if i can be on the DOT death squad to take care of such problems.....
Im guessing the NWO wont be accepting your applications
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One new law I'd like to see is make it illegal to put turn signals on cars. Hell nobody uses them anymore and the car companys still charge me for a set of turn signals when I buy a new car. Im pretty sure its a communist plot.
They have already removed them from BMWs. Have you ever seen a BMW with
a blinking turn signal?
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I don't see very many people that don't use turn signals.
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I don't see very many people that don't use turn signals.
And most the people in Chevys and Fords use them.
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Old 03-19-2007, 06:02 PM   #14
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I don't see very many people that don't use turn signals.
try opening your eyes instead of using the force
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Seriously. Most people I see use them. Perhaps it's yous guys.
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Seriously. Most people I see use them. Perhaps it's yous guys.
Except if they are driving a BMW. Try is sometime. Check out how
many folks in a BMW do and don't use their turn signal. I was amazed.
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I don't see very many people that don't use turn signals.
Maybe your too busy talking to your bookie on your cell phone
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Who knew they put blinkers on Hotrod's riding mower

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Old 03-19-2007, 06:45 PM   #19
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Who knew they put blinkers on Hotrod's riding mower
well I know his old one pictured here didnt ) perhaps he got one of them state of the art Mowers ......
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http://durias.blogspot.com/uploaded_...wer-787147.jpg

Nope I still have to use hand signals.

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Old 03-19-2007, 06:48 PM   #21
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Nope I still have to use hand signals.
fir the childrens sake ... let go of the gear shift before using hand signals
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