Stuart Scott is trying to have relations with ex-Broncos cheerleader - The Orange Mane

Bronco LB 59 · 01-31-2007, 11:40 PM

http://deadspin.com/sports/aj-dauler...-up-232932.php

However, as soon as he went upstairs, said ho's were already talking to Sean Salisbury. (That'll happen!) On the stairwell, we noticed Stuart Scott leaning up against the railing, talking on his cell phone. The conversation overheard was about "getting together later on" and he was obviously disappointed that someone wasn't meeting up with him. But who?

Later, inside, as I approached Stuart Scott to get a picture taken with him ("No thanks, dude" is what he said), I leaned over his shoulder and caught him text messaging and the name of the person he was sending the message to:

"Lemme know."

Now, obviously, "Lemme know" is pretty non-descript. But at 12: 30 a.m., in Miami, well, it means "Are you coming out tonight to **** me or what?" Especially given who Scott was texting (I literally read the name right off his phone):

Her name is Michelle Beisner, former Broncos cheerleader and aspiring D-list Hollywood actress-type. Blonde. White woman. Hey, nobody likes to start rumors about Stuart ****ing Scott, but if Michelle Beisner is his booty call, well, Boo-Ya, my friend. Boo ****ing Ya.

Mr Chatterboodamn · 02-01-2007, 12:00 AM

lol.. I'd hit it. hey chris, gimme a call... I got a new cell and lost my old one

I'd like to say hi and catch up when you get a chance, it's been a while!!

Tombstone RJ · 02-01-2007, 12:10 AM

Can ya blame Stu for try'n to screw? I'd hit that too...

B-Love · 02-01-2007, 12:14 AM

"Scrooooooooo yahhhhhh!!!!"

"As cool as the other side of the white broad".

Tombstone RJ · 02-01-2007, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by B-Love

"Scrooooooooo yahhhhhh!!!!"

"As cool as the other side of the white broad".

LMAO!

BigPlayShay · 02-01-2007, 12:29 AM

She is also a Green Mountain High School Alum (Lakewood, CO). I went to school at Lakewood the same time she went to GM. GM was a friendly rival of ours.

RhymesayersDU · 02-01-2007, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bronco LB 52

Later, inside, as I approached Stuart Scott to get a picture taken with him ("No thanks, dude" is what he said), I leaned over his shoulder and caught him text messaging

Good to know this guys is basically a stalker. The picture is one thing, but basically reading over the guy's shoulder? What a tool.

maven · 02-01-2007, 12:43 AM

Good thread. No woman knows who Stuart Scott is. No woman knows about his funky eyeball. There will be tons of rumors this week. This has to be one of the first, if not one of the weakest to come out.

El Guapo · 02-01-2007, 12:51 AM

that cross-eyed, over-hyped media member? haha

Garcia Bronco · 02-01-2007, 01:04 AM

haha...she freaked him with the okie-doke...said booya no thanks

TexanBob · 02-01-2007, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

Good to know this guys is basically a stalker.

Sounds like an ESPN thang...

I'm sure the pickup line has something to do with getting her on camera.

footstepsfrom#27 · 02-01-2007, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay

She is also a Green Mountain High School Alum (Lakewood, CO). I went to school at Lakewood the same time she went to GM. GM was a friendly rival of ours.

Friendly rivals? I went to Green Mountain...class of '77...and we hated your guts!

BigPlayShay · 02-01-2007, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by footstepsfrom#27

Friendly rivals? I went to Green Mountain...class of '77...and we hated your guts!

Well, maybe friendly was a stretch, but let's just say we hated Wheat Ridge more

Jason in LA · 02-01-2007, 03:16 AM

Good for Stuart Scott. He should be pulling them like that. Like an Alpha Man!

OrangeShadow · 02-01-2007, 07:55 AM

TheSportsGuru · 02-01-2007, 09:29 AM

Man, the dude's eyes are seriously F'd up....Freaked me out trying to watch Stump the Schwab....

dbfan21 · 02-01-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OrangeShadow

OrangeLife - That was freakin funny. I have never see that before. I actually busted out laughing in my office. I am sure my co-workers are thinking that I'm losing it.

dbfan21 · 02-01-2007, 11:51 AM

Stu Scott: Let's go back to my hotel, baby. Boo-Yah!

Michelle Beisner: Boo-No!

Stu Scott:

sirhcyennek81 · 02-01-2007, 11:55 AM

So...when they do it...do you think she has a hard time not staring at his lazy eye?

alkemical · 02-01-2007, 12:42 PM

like, really?

Garcia Bronco · 02-01-2007, 01:13 PM

title edit

Jason in LA · 02-01-2007, 02:36 PM

Do you guys know what happened to his eye?

He was hit by a football that was thrown from one of those throwing machines while doing an interview on the sidelines on the NY Jets field.

orinjkrush · 02-01-2007, 06:10 PM

oh geez, a real football injury for a sporttalk geek?
maybe he can retire early.

fatcard · 02-01-2007, 07:41 PM

Who the hell is Stuart Scott?

OrangeShadow · 02-01-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason in LA

Do you guys know what happened to his eye?

He was hit by a football that was thrown from one of those throwing machines while doing an interview on the sidelines on the NY Jets field.

hmm, i never head about that

01-31-2007, 11:40 PM	#1
Bronco LB 59 Ring of Famer Keep your head up dog Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Leucadia CA Posts: 6,068	Stuart Scott is trying to have relations with ex-Broncos cheerleader http://deadspin.com/sports/aj-dauler...-up-232932.php However, as soon as he went upstairs, said ho's were already talking to Sean Salisbury. (That'll happen!) On the stairwell, we noticed Stuart Scott leaning up against the railing, talking on his cell phone. The conversation overheard was about "getting together later on" and he was obviously disappointed that someone wasn't meeting up with him. But who? Later, inside, as I approached Stuart Scott to get a picture taken with him ("No thanks, dude" is what he said), I leaned over his shoulder and caught him text messaging and the name of the person he was sending the message to: "Lemme know." Now, obviously, "Lemme know" is pretty non-descript. But at 12: 30 a.m., in Miami, well, it means "Are you coming out tonight to ** me or what?" Especially given who Scott was texting (I literally read the name right off his phone): Her name is Michelle Beisner, former Broncos cheerleader and aspiring D-list Hollywood actress-type. Blonde. White woman. Hey, nobody likes to start rumors about Stuart ing Scott, but if Michelle Beisner is his booty call, well, Boo-Ya, my friend. Boo *ing Ya. Last edited by Bronco LB 59; 01-31-2007 at 11:46 PM..*

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02-01-2007, 12:00 AM	#2
Mr Chatterboodamn Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 838 Adopt-a-Bronco: Cory Boyd	lol.. I'd hit it. hey chris, gimme a call... I got a new cell and lost my old one I'd like to say hi and catch up when you get a chance, it's been a while!!

02-01-2007, 12:10 AM	#3
Tombstone RJ Ring of Famer Old School Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In the Tetons! Posts: 19,313 Adopt-a-Bronco: WorrellWilliams	Can ya blame Stu for try'n to screw? I'd hit that too...

02-01-2007, 12:14 AM	#4
B-Love Ring of Famer They're killin me Whitey, they're killin me!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 4,266	"Scrooooooooo yahhhhhh!!!!" "As cool as the other side of the white broad".

02-01-2007, 12:29 AM	#6
BigPlayShay Ring of Famer Novaking Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,238 Adopt-a-Bronco: Got Cut	She is also a Green Mountain High School Alum (Lakewood, CO). I went to school at Lakewood the same time she went to GM. GM was a friendly rival of ours.

02-01-2007, 12:43 AM	#8
maven ★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,757	Good thread. No woman knows who Stuart Scott is. No woman knows about his funky eyeball. There will be tons of rumors this week. This has to be one of the first, if not one of the weakest to come out.

02-01-2007, 12:51 AM	#9
El Guapo aka mav_7. who? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: VA (heart is in TX) Posts: 3,450	that cross-eyed, over-hyped media member? haha

02-01-2007, 01:04 AM	#10
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	haha...she freaked him with the okie-doke...said booya no thanks

02-01-2007, 03:16 AM	#14
Jason in LA Gimmie that rep fool! Speaking of Butts & Boob Mojo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LA Posts: 12,254	Good for Stuart Scott. He should be pulling them like that. Like an Alpha Man!

02-01-2007, 07:55 AM	#15
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771

02-01-2007, 09:29 AM	#16
TheSportsGuru MileHighReport.com The Guru Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 523 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Man, the dude's eyes are seriously F'd up....Freaked me out trying to watch Stump the Schwab....

02-01-2007, 11:51 AM	#18
dbfan21 Broncos Fan in Florida Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 2,182 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	Stu Scott: Let's go back to my hotel, baby. Boo-Yah! Michelle Beisner: Boo-No! Stu Scott:

02-01-2007, 11:55 AM	#19
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,681 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	So...when they do it...do you think she has a hard time not staring at his lazy eye?

02-01-2007, 12:42 PM	#20
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,698 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	like, really?

02-01-2007, 01:13 PM	#21
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	title edit

02-01-2007, 02:36 PM	#22
Jason in LA Gimmie that rep fool! Speaking of Butts & Boob Mojo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LA Posts: 12,254	Do you guys know what happened to his eye? He was hit by a football that was thrown from one of those throwing machines while doing an interview on the sidelines on the NY Jets field.

02-01-2007, 06:10 PM	#23
orinjkrush ... Prospects for the future... Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DistrictOfCorruption Posts: 4,914 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ben Garland	oh geez, a real football injury for a sporttalk geek? maybe he can retire early.

02-01-2007, 07:41 PM	#24
fatcard Seasoned Veteran *No Sht** Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 253	Who the hell is Stuart Scott?