Chargers don't use toilet - The Orange Mane

cutthemdown · 01-30-2007, 02:44 PM

Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was cited by police for public urination outside a downtown club last month, the latest incident in a string of legal embarrassments for the Chargers stemming from the Gaslamp Quarter.

it keeps getting better and better.

Ratboy · 01-30-2007, 02:57 PM

When you gotta go.. you gotta go.

spdirty · 01-30-2007, 03:22 PM

who hasn't done that? Seriously, I feel like my day isnt complete unless I piss in public.

Ratboy · 01-30-2007, 03:30 PM

When i was waiting in line for the Wii 8+ hours, I had to go on the side of the Target building.

Breck Bronc · 01-30-2007, 03:33 PM

What a thug, pissing in the streets of San Diego. Thug, thug, thug, thug, you can't say it enough. Public urination if the United States should not be tolerated. These football thugs think they own the country.

Arkansas Bronco · 01-30-2007, 03:38 PM

Back in the day I took a leak in the middle of the McDonalds Drive through.

Of course I had just drank about 1/2 a fifth of tequila.

cabronco · 01-30-2007, 03:40 PM

Waiting for the trolley car at the end of the Charger/ Bronco game, there were a big crowd of people packed in line. Close to getting on the next car when Charger fan started pissing like he was the only one there. Security snagged him , and the officer told me thats the stupidest thing he's ever seen..... I asked how stupid raider fans are, and he said he doesnt have enough time to tell me.

Xenos · 01-30-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cutthemdown

Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was cited by police for public urination outside a downtown club last month, the latest incident in a string of legal embarrassments for the Chargers stemming from the Gaslamp Quarter.

it keeps getting better and better.

As if we needed another reason to let him go.

Master___Pain · 01-30-2007, 03:53 PM

In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

Spider · 01-30-2007, 03:58 PM

I pissed in front of a Kansas trooper once ........ he was pretty understanding

but I had to go 13 miles to a rest area , I open my rig up clippin along 85 , then it look like I hit a Christmas tree , so I pull over jump out and start going , he comes walking up shaking his head , slight grin on his face , saying I now understand why you was speeding .........didnt even write me a ticket

spdirty · 01-30-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Master___Pain

In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

So um, I wonder if, given the right circumstance, Mark Schelreth would have to register after what he did during games.

Master___Pain · 01-30-2007, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by spdirty

So um, I wonder if, given the right circumstance, Mark Schelreth would have to register after what he did during games.

I'm fairly certain Stink was not...um....exposed

azbroncfan · 01-30-2007, 04:23 PM

I'm sure no one has ever done that here besides me. I had a buddy do the same thing here in scottsdale and was pissing behind a dumpster and was caught the fine was 300 dollars.

alkemical · 01-30-2007, 04:32 PM

When i was in seattle, at the bottom of yessler - there were signs posted that said:

"STOP URINATING HERE, YOU ARE SPREADING TYPHOID"

Clockwork Orange · 01-30-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Master___Pain

In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

I would just argue that the building/dumpster/whatever was asking for it.

Sassy · 01-30-2007, 05:43 PM

On a related note...my friend use to carry TP in the trunk of her car...you know how hard it is for women to go to the bathroom in a field while at a party?

alkemical · 01-30-2007, 05:45 PM

Isn't that what sleeves are for?

Paladin · 01-30-2007, 05:51 PM

Years ago, the number of arrests for "indecent public exposure" in the alleyways around Old Town during "College Days" at CSU was extremely high. The local constabulary attempted to find out why that was so. Turns out that the pubs had small, single person commodes, and guys just had to go. They'd go out to the alley and let it all hang out. since cops were patrolling the area fairly heavily, getting caught was a given.

When the City Council required that the drinking halls had to have a more suitable number of urinals, the number of arrests went to nothing. My point is that sometimes circumstances just leave you exposed to few choices.........

OrangeShadow · 01-30-2007, 05:58 PM

this story is a reach as far as being an actual story. ive pissed on my share of buildings or trees

Paladin · 01-30-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OrangeShadow

this story is a reach as far as being an actual story. ive pissed on my share of buildings or trees

My story is accurate....

And I'm sticking to it. I was one of the interviewees......

cutthemdown · 01-30-2007, 06:10 PM

I posted more just to illustrate how SD police and the Chargers are not getting along. Not really that relieving oneself in public is a huge deal. Do it in Singapore however and see what happens. The thing is we have 300 million people in ths country. If we all go out and urinate and public then our country will be very disgusting. If you're doing something ask yourself a question. If everyone does this would it be good or bad for my community. If the answer is it would be bad then you should probably try not to do it. Most people who urinate in public are just lazy and have poor taste. Of course we have all done it but that doesn't change the fact that while your doing it your level of class is pretty low.

boltaneer · 01-30-2007, 06:24 PM

It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere.

Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

Pendejo · 01-30-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by boltaneer

It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere.

Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

Didn't Kiel also show up for his first training camp with a bullet in his ass, or something like that?

cutthemdown · 01-30-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by boltaneer

It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere.

Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

I'm in no way saying that this will have any effect on the field. It's just more funny news from the San Diego Chargers.

OrangeShadow · 01-30-2007, 06:40 PM

Cuts right, thats all it is, funny news. If this was someone else, an average joe walking the streets we wouldnt be talking about it. This is just a product of a slow news day, time killing until the superbowl takes place.

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cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,424	Chargers don't use toilet Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was cited by police for public urination outside a downtown club last month, the latest incident in a string of legal embarrassments for the Chargers stemming from the Gaslamp Quarter. it keeps getting better and better.

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01-30-2007, 02:57 PM	#2
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	When you gotta go.. you gotta go.

01-30-2007, 03:22 PM	#3
spdirty Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bailey Posts: 13,883 Adopt-a-Bronco: Koppen	who hasn't done that? Seriously, I feel like my day isnt complete unless I piss in public.

01-30-2007, 03:30 PM	#4
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	When i was waiting in line for the Wii 8+ hours, I had to go on the side of the Target building.

01-30-2007, 03:33 PM	#5
Breck Bronc Roland Deschain The Gunslinger Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,058	What a thug, pissing in the streets of San Diego. Thug, thug, thug, thug, you can't say it enough. Public urination if the United States should not be tolerated. These football thugs think they own the country.

01-30-2007, 03:38 PM	#6
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Back in the day I took a leak in the middle of the McDonalds Drive through. Of course I had just drank about 1/2 a fifth of tequila.

01-30-2007, 03:40 PM	#7
cabronco Fish & Chips PFM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: So.Cal. Posts: 5,469 Adopt-a-Bronco: wth happened	Waiting for the trolley car at the end of the Charger/ Bronco game, there were a big crowd of people packed in line. Close to getting on the next car when Charger fan started pissing like he was the only one there. Security snagged him , and the officer told me thats the stupidest thing he's ever seen..... I asked how stupid raider fans are, and he said he doesnt have enough time to tell me.

01-30-2007, 03:53 PM	#9
Master___Pain Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Springs Posts: 4,605 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rock Hoover	In some states, CO being one of them, a public urination conviction can result in having to register as a sex offender.

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Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I pissed in front of a Kansas trooper once ........ he was pretty understanding but I had to go 13 miles to a rest area , I open my rig up clippin along 85 , then it look like I hit a Christmas tree , so I pull over jump out and start going , he comes walking up shaking his head , slight grin on his face , saying I now understand why you was speeding .........didnt even write me a ticket

01-30-2007, 04:23 PM	#13
azbroncfan Ring of Famer Angry guntoting,meateating AMERICAN Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Scottsdale Posts: 8,669 Adopt-a-Bronco: TEBOW	I'm sure no one has ever done that here besides me. I had a buddy do the same thing here in scottsdale and was pissing behind a dumpster and was caught the fine was 300 dollars.

01-30-2007, 04:32 PM	#14
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,691 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	When i was in seattle, at the bottom of yessler - there were signs posted that said: "STOP URINATING HERE, YOU ARE SPREADING TYPHOID"

01-30-2007, 05:43 PM	#16
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	On a related note...my friend use to carry TP in the trunk of her car...you know how hard it is for women to go to the bathroom in a field while at a party?

01-30-2007, 05:45 PM	#17
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,691 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	Isn't that what sleeves are for?

01-30-2007, 05:51 PM	#18
Paladin Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,149	Years ago, the number of arrests for "indecent public exposure" in the alleyways around Old Town during "College Days" at CSU was extremely high. The local constabulary attempted to find out why that was so. Turns out that the pubs had small, single person commodes, and guys just had to go. They'd go out to the alley and let it all hang out. since cops were patrolling the area fairly heavily, getting caught was a given. When the City Council required that the drinking halls had to have a more suitable number of urinals, the number of arrests went to nothing. My point is that sometimes circumstances just leave you exposed to few choices.........

01-30-2007, 05:58 PM	#19
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	this story is a reach as far as being an actual story. ive pissed on my share of buildings or trees

01-30-2007, 06:10 PM	#21
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,424	I posted more just to illustrate how SD police and the Chargers are not getting along. Not really that relieving oneself in public is a huge deal. Do it in Singapore however and see what happens. The thing is we have 300 million people in ths country. If we all go out and urinate and public then our country will be very disgusting. If you're doing something ask yourself a question. If everyone does this would it be good or bad for my community. If the answer is it would be bad then you should probably try not to do it. Most people who urinate in public are just lazy and have poor taste. Of course we have all done it but that doesn't change the fact that while your doing it your level of class is pretty low.

01-30-2007, 06:24 PM	#22
boltaneer 17 ATTA BABY! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: America's Finest City Posts: 4,066	It's really a non-issue as far as the Chargers go. After his cough syrup scam, Kiel ain't gonna be on the team next year and he could be sitting in prison somewhere. Not to mention that the guy is a below average safety at best, and that's being generous.

01-30-2007, 06:40 PM	#25
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	Cuts right, thats all it is, funny news. If this was someone else, an average joe walking the streets we wouldnt be talking about it. This is just a product of a slow news day, time killing until the superbowl takes place.