Ron Mexico's Smuggler's Blues - The Orange Mane

-Slap- · 01-18-2007, 02:54 AM

Vick's Water Bottle Raises Suspicion at Airport

ATLANTA (AP) - Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that contained a residue "closely associated with marijuana," police said Wednesday.

The Atlanta Falcons' quarterback entered a concourse Wednesday morning at the airport with the 20-ounce bottle. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta. But his initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said.

The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana," the report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle's label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said.

No charges have been filed, but police said the bottle would be sent to a lab for analysis.

Vick did not immediately return a phone call early Thursday.

"We plan to look into the matter and discuss it with Michael Vick before having any further comment," Falcons spokesman Reggie Roberts said.

maven · 01-18-2007, 02:58 AM

Damn, people are stupid. Nothing new hear. And a few more similar wacky stories will happen before training camp starts.

BroncoBuff · 01-18-2007, 03:12 AM

The over/under on number of threads associated with this occurrence in the next six months: ELEVEN

Unless they find a 'wizzinator' or hidden cmpartments that contain a 'waizzinator' in Vick's luggage, car or home.

cutthemdown · 01-18-2007, 03:38 AM

BC 6 reports that Falcons quarterback Michael Vick allegedly had in his possession on Wednesday at Miami International Airport a water bottle with a secret compartment. The compartment reportedly "contained a small amount of a dark particulate and officials describe a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana."

Vick has not been arrested and the substance is being analyzed by police.

Earlier tonight, we received a tip regarding the incident, and we posted a short blurb without naming Vick. A few minutes later, however, we got nervous about the accuracy of the tip and we pulled the story down.

CBS 4 in Miami also has a story regarding the incident.

And CBS 46 in Atlanta has the first word on the matter from the Falcons, who released the following statement: "We understand there have been reports allegedly involving Michael Vick that took place at the Miami International Airport earlier today. We plan to look into the matter and discuss it with Michael before having any further comment."

There's also a more detailed account of the events in the Miami Herald.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

not confirmed yet but pretty funny if true.

BroncoBuff · 01-18-2007, 03:42 AM

Merge

cutthemdown · 01-18-2007, 03:43 AM

OOPS I didnt see this posted already and started a thread. But yeah it is funny and it makes for a great start to vicks offseason.

watermock · 01-18-2007, 03:45 AM

I'm stunned and shocked!

watermock · 01-18-2007, 03:50 AM

Dumbass should of just acted cool...what a stupid way to act. You just hope they won't find the secret compartment...you don't get defensive about a water bottle. That's a HUGE red flag. What a maroon.

Arkansas Bronco · 01-18-2007, 08:02 AM

The water bottle was actualy a herpies bomb.

fontaine · 01-18-2007, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Slap-

Vick's Water Bottle Raises Suspicion at Airport

The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana," the report said.

Doesn't he have herpes?

Maybe it was medicinal!

plummershelper · 01-18-2007, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkansas Bronco

The water bottle was actualy a herpies bomb.

YUCK!!!

NaptownChief · 01-18-2007, 10:12 AM

I was guessing he was just concealing his brain inside that water bottle since he has been concealing it his entire career.

Ron Mexico · 01-18-2007, 10:27 AM

Seriously, I was in Wichita all day. I was hoping Schaub would get the start this year.

Mountain Bronco · 01-18-2007, 12:18 PM

This just shows that Vick doesn't have the brains to be a successfull NFL QB. Just toss the water bottle in the trash you fool!!!!!!!!!!!! What an idiot, but maybe he can pull a Carmelo and claim it wasn't his and get away with it. Wait, we are talking about Vick here, he isn't smart enough to do that.

fontaine · 01-18-2007, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mountain Bronco

This just shows that Vick doesn't have the brains to be a successfull NFL QB. Just toss the water bottle in the trash you fool!!!!!!!!!!!! What an idiot, but maybe he can pull a Carmelo and claim it wasn't his and get away with it. Wait, we are talking about Vick here, he isn't smart enough to do that.

Throw it away? That's quality sh*t right there.

Ron Mexico doesn't roll like that!

BigPlayShay · 01-18-2007, 01:05 PM

Here is Ron's contraband:

http://metrospysupply.com/Merchant2/...ct_Code=DSFINA

Arkansas Bronco · 01-18-2007, 01:07 PM

that just made this even funnier.

Broncoman13 · 01-18-2007, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maven

Damn, people are stupid. Nothing new hear. And a few more similar wacky stories will happen before training camp starts.

That's pretty damn funny. There are lots of stupid people in this world. I are one.

You here me?

cutthemdown · 01-18-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fontaine

Throw it away? That's quality sh*t right there.

Ron Mexico doesn't roll like that!

It sounds like there wasn't a whole lot left in the secret spot. But really good weed will leave remains on those plastic bottle. I have a secret wd-40 bottle that has a secret compartment makes me feel so sneaky. I hide extra keys in it though because here in california they don't even care about a lil bit of weed.

XXXII&III · 01-18-2007, 01:14 PM

there dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bronco militia · 01-18-2007, 02:26 PM

hey, where's Garcia!??!?!

NaptownChief · 01-18-2007, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco militia

hey, where's Garcia!??!?!

Wondered the same thing.

-Slap- · 01-18-2007, 03:14 PM

If I'm a Falcons fan, I don't care that he tried to smuggle weed through an airport, I'm much more distressed to see he wasn't clever enough to pull it off.

alkemical · 01-18-2007, 04:16 PM

Guess Mike Vick should buy one of these Videos:

FORMER COP TO SELL VIDEO SHOWING DRUG USERS HOW TO AVOID POLICE DETECTION

Law enforcement officers around East Texas were startled to find one of their former brothers of the badge is scheduled to begin selling a video describing how to avoid getting caught when stopped by police looking for illegal substances.

alkemical · 01-18-2007, 04:19 PM

You guys ever remember hearing that Mike Vick says no more McD's at midnight.... as part of his "improvement to his game"?

Nah guy doesn't have munchies - and you guys find it funny that Marcus Vick gets introuble with guns in a McD's parking lot?

sounds like they both can't handle their smoke.

01-18-2007, 02:54 AM	#1
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	Ron Mexico's Smuggler's Blues Vick's Water Bottle Raises Suspicion at Airport ATLANTA (AP) - Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that contained a residue "closely associated with marijuana," police said Wednesday. The Atlanta Falcons' quarterback entered a concourse Wednesday morning at the airport with the 20-ounce bottle. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta. But his initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said. The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana," the report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle's label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said. No charges have been filed, but police said the bottle would be sent to a lab for analysis. Vick did not immediately return a phone call early Thursday. "We plan to look into the matter and discuss it with Michael Vick before having any further comment," Falcons spokesman Reggie Roberts said.

01-18-2007, 03:38 AM	#4
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,460	Vick caught with pot? BC 6 reports that Falcons quarterback Michael Vick allegedly had in his possession on Wednesday at Miami International Airport a water bottle with a secret compartment. The compartment reportedly "contained a small amount of a dark particulate and officials describe a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana." Vick has not been arrested and the substance is being analyzed by police. Earlier tonight, we received a tip regarding the incident, and we posted a short blurb without naming Vick. A few minutes later, however, we got nervous about the accuracy of the tip and we pulled the story down. CBS 4 in Miami also has a story regarding the incident. And CBS 46 in Atlanta has the first word on the matter from the Falcons, who released the following statement: "We understand there have been reports allegedly involving Michael Vick that took place at the Miami International Airport earlier today. We plan to look into the matter and discuss it with Michael before having any further comment." There's also a more detailed account of the events in the Miami Herald. http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm not confirmed yet but pretty funny if true.

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01-18-2007, 02:58 AM	#2
maven ★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,745	Damn, people are stupid. Nothing new hear. And a few more similar wacky stories will happen before training camp starts.

01-18-2007, 03:12 AM	#3
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	The over/under on number of threads associated with this occurrence in the next six months: ELEVEN Unless they find a 'wizzinator' or hidden cmpartments that contain a 'waizzinator' in Vick's luggage, car or home.

01-18-2007, 03:42 AM	#5
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Merge

01-18-2007, 03:43 AM	#6
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,460	OOPS I didnt see this posted already and started a thread. But yeah it is funny and it makes for a great start to vicks offseason.

01-18-2007, 03:45 AM	#7
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I'm stunned and shocked!

01-18-2007, 03:50 AM	#8
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Dumbass should of just acted cool...what a stupid way to act. You just hope they won't find the secret compartment...you don't get defensive about a water bottle. That's a HUGE red flag. What a maroon.

01-18-2007, 08:02 AM	#9
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	The water bottle was actualy a herpies bomb.

01-18-2007, 10:12 AM	#12
NaptownChief Donkeys Nightmare Football Pimp Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 7,490	I was guessing he was just concealing his brain inside that water bottle since he has been concealing it his entire career.

01-18-2007, 10:27 AM	#13
Ron Mexico Darrent was a good man. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 186	Seriously, I was in Wichita all day. I was hoping Schaub would get the start this year.

01-18-2007, 12:18 PM	#14
Mountain Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,446	This just shows that Vick doesn't have the brains to be a successfull NFL QB. Just toss the water bottle in the trash you fool!!!!!!!!!!!! What an idiot, but maybe he can pull a Carmelo and claim it wasn't his and get away with it. Wait, we are talking about Vick here, he isn't smart enough to do that.

01-18-2007, 01:05 PM	#16
BigPlayShay Ring of Famer Novaking Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,236 Adopt-a-Bronco: Got Cut	Here is Ron's contraband: http://metrospysupply.com/Merchant2/...ct_Code=DSFINA

01-18-2007, 01:07 PM	#17
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	that just made this even funnier.

01-18-2007, 01:14 PM	#20
XXXII&III Pro Bowler Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Aurora Posts: 503	there dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-18-2007, 02:26 PM	#21
bronco militia Ring of Famer THE GREATEST Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: colorado springs, co Posts: 22,590	hey, where's Garcia!??!?!

01-18-2007, 03:14 PM	#23
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	If I'm a Falcons fan, I don't care that he tried to smuggle weed through an airport, I'm much more distressed to see he wasn't clever enough to pull it off.

01-18-2007, 04:16 PM	#24
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,696 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	Guess Mike Vick should buy one of these Videos: FORMER COP TO SELL VIDEO SHOWING DRUG USERS HOW TO AVOID POLICE DETECTION Law enforcement officers around East Texas were startled to find one of their former brothers of the badge is scheduled to begin selling a video describing how to avoid getting caught when stopped by police looking for illegal substances.

01-18-2007, 04:19 PM	#25
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,696 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	You guys ever remember hearing that Mike Vick says no more McD's at midnight.... as part of his "improvement to his game"? Nah guy doesn't have munchies - and you guys find it funny that Marcus Vick gets introuble with guns in a McD's parking lot? sounds like they both can't handle their smoke.