Hope This Isn't Old... Eli Manning, Karaoke Star! - The Orange Mane

RhymesayersDU · 01-16-2007, 09:32 PM

http://slamonline.com/online/2007/01...-players-body/

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Eli Manning, Karaoke star in a football player’s body
Embarrasing photos of a pro athlete? You’ve come to the right place.
By Sam Rubenstein

My hatred and disappoinment and anger and sadness and depression and rage towards Eli Manning has been well-documented. I have never met the man, and he has never met me. We are strangers.

We are also enemies. He is the annoying hero to my conniving supervillain, if you will. I was a New York Giants fan long before this pathetic excuse for a leader entered my life. I spent this past Christmas Eve in a state of shame because of the travesty of non-competition that Eli put forth earlier that afternoon. I threw up on the street because of him. On the Evening of December 24, 2006, while I was feeling sorry for myself for being forced to cheer for a man such as Eli, he was doing Karaoke to the soundtrack from Grease and Bon Jovi’s Living on a Prayer.

Usually I don’t care what athletes do in their spare time. They are human beings, and need to blow off steam from a tough day at the office like the rest of us. But Eli doesn’t get that free pass from me. This is vendetta journalism at its worst. Karaoke on Christmas Eve? Not from the Franchise QUARTERBACK!!! If he were as good as Toothlessberger or a serviceable game manager like Rexxx, then I’d let it slide. Oh Eli, you thought that Pro-Bowler (hee hee) Tony Romo’s happy hands would make everybody forget about you? You thought wrong, my nemesis. You thought wrong.

I did not use any of what professional juice card I have to obtain these photos. These were taken by a friend of mine that happened to be at the same bar as our beloved “Franchise” QB on Christmas Eve. Here is how Eli Manning spent his Christmas, a few hours after he went 9 for 25 for 74 yards, 55 of them coming on one lucky heave to Plaxico. Without further ado, the photos:

snowspot66 · 01-16-2007, 11:40 PM

Go Eli!

Ruin the franchise and get some while you're doin it!

youcandoit1687 · 01-16-2007, 11:48 PM

Hahaha wow, they're not saying boo, they're saying you ruined our franchise and sing like ****.

ro_50 · 01-16-2007, 11:59 PM

Eli Manning should be the halftime performance at the Super Bowl this year.

Maybe he and Janet Jackson can do a duet together or something.

Crushaholic · 01-17-2007, 05:15 PM

You still got the best voice on the karaoke stage...

RhymesayersDU · 01-17-2007, 06:40 PM

I just can't believe he was doing karaoke on X-Mas eve. I realize that NFL players had to play that day, and maybe he couldn't be with family due to his schedule... But you're telling me his best X-Mas eve option was karaoke?

What a loser.

That One Guy · 01-17-2007, 07:47 PM

More importantly, you're telling me the best option a multi-millionair, franchise QB can get is THAT chick? I'm disappointed.

heydensmom · 01-17-2007, 07:58 PM

Oh come on leave the kid alone.

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01-16-2007, 11:40 PM	#2
snowspot66 Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,642	Go Eli! Ruin the franchise and get some while you're doin it!

01-16-2007, 11:48 PM	#3
youcandoit1687 homer Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,602 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Myers	Hahaha wow, they're not saying boo, they're saying you ruined our franchise and sing like ****.

01-16-2007, 11:59 PM	#4
ro_50 Ring of Famer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere in Jersey Posts: 3,782	Eli Manning should be the halftime performance at the Super Bowl this year. Maybe he and Janet Jackson can do a duet together or something.

01-17-2007, 05:15 PM	#5
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,039	You still got the best voice on the karaoke stage...

01-17-2007, 06:40 PM	#6
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,812 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	I just can't believe he was doing karaoke on X-Mas eve. I realize that NFL players had to play that day, and maybe he couldn't be with family due to his schedule... But you're telling me his best X-Mas eve option was karaoke? What a loser.

01-17-2007, 07:47 PM	#7
That One Guy Producer of Nonsense Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sun and Beachville Posts: 14,042 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	More importantly, you're telling me the best option a multi-millionair, franchise QB can get is THAT chick? I'm disappointed.

01-17-2007, 07:58 PM	#8
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	Oh come on leave the kid alone.