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DomCasual · 12-02-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Let me know how you spread that bumpy peanut butter on wonderbread. Too thin and weak to spread IMO. I tried but gave up. I just ended up putting the PB on celery. And dont try to tell me to put the jelly on first then the PB. It doesnt work like that. It is called "Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich for a reason not vise versa. You can add a sliced banana on a PB sandwich too if no jelly on it. You can do it with jelly but i wouldnt tell anyone about it.

Man, it's years of practice. It's all about the angle at which you spread. I never have a bread tear - never! And I won't ever use the creamy peanut butter. As for the jelly, I only use preserves - it has to have chunks of fruit in it, or I won't use it. And I put peanut butter on one piece of bread; jelly on the other. Then I put them together to make the sammich. Oh, and I cut it first, because the bite right in the middle with no crust is a little piece of heaven. By cutting the sammich in half, you get two of those bites.

You should go get yourself a loaf of Wonder and a jar of extra crunchy peanut butter, and then just practice. You'll get the hang of it eventually, and there'll be no looking back.

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 05:16 PM

One time, when I was starving, it was late and not much food to go on, I made a peanut butter tortilla sandwich.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jth1331

At Chipotle, I usually order a steak burrito with black beans, rice of course, with the mild sauce, a little bit of the hot sauce, cheese, sour cream and sometimes I add lettuce or gaucamole. Dont' usually get the guacamole since its like $1 for a scoop of it.
But man, sometimes it feels like I'm having an orgasm in my mouth when I have one of those burritos.

Hmm? Have you meet Blart here at the Mane or something? Let us not even go there. I am more worried about this than tortillas and PB which is no biggie.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

Man, it's years of practice. It's all about the angle at which you spread. I never have a bread tear - never! And I won't ever use the creamy peanut butter. As for the jelly, I only use preserves - it has to have chunks of fruit in it, or I won't use it. And I put peanut butter on one piece of bread; jelly on the other. Then I put them together to make the sammich. Oh, and I cut it first, because the bite right in the middle with no crust is a little piece of heaven. By cutting the sammich in half, you get two of those bites.

You should go get yourself a loaf of Wonder and a jar of extra crunchy peanut butter, and then just practice. You'll get the hang of it eventually, and there'll be no looking back.

You will teach me the way, no? I have four of these guys after me because I cant make a good PB&J sandwich. I stole Johnny's girlfriend and it is tough because he can afford the organic and preserves. I am from Encino and I even have to have my Mom and the beat up station wagon take me to the store to buy these inferior products. It is embarrasing. We are having a sandwich make off and I have 4 months to accomplish this feat. Johnny goes to culinary school with his buddies. I cant afford it and i dont have the time. Can you teach me o' master of the sandwich?

DomCasual · 12-02-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

You will teach me the way, no? I have four of these guys after me because I cant make a good PB&J sandwich. I stole Johnny's girlfriend and it is tough because he can afford the organic and preserves. I am from Encino and I even have to have my Mom and the beat up station wagon take me to the store to buy these inferior products. It is embarrasing. We are having a sandwich make off and I have 4 months to accomplish this feat. Johnny goes to culinary school with his buddies. I cant afford it and i dont have the time. Can you teach me o' master of the sandwich?

Sure. I have always felt that if I can just help one person, it will all be worth it.

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 05:36 PM

One time me and my brother were staying up late and he asked me to make some PB&J sandwiches. I ended up making like 8 of them, and he was like "Holy crap dude, I didn't mean to make 8!"
Don't think we ended up eating all of them, unfortunately.

24champ · 12-02-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Ghetto mexican places are the best. You have to have at least 4 flies buzzing around in the hole in the wall to be authentic. If more or less, I walk out. I want my waitress/waiter to also be the fat owner. The cook should be a family memeber. If the kids are working the floor, I like to see the wife beater or white shirt with the chain hanging. If a Chad or a Kurt is working there, I am out. I want spanish coming from not only the back but the front.

Sounds like Taco Bell would be right up your alley John.

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 05:40 PM

I love Taco Bell, but man do I miss the 1/2 pound bean burrito especial
That was awesome, I don't like the cheesy bean and rice nearly as much, why did they take that away? I'm crying on the inside now, especially my stomach.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 24champbailey

Sounds like Taco Bell would be right up your alley John.

Dont mock my wants. Taco Bell is far from qualifying. I said I want 4 flies buzzing around , not in my burrito. Plus Chad works the cash register and all spanish after that. Quite not it. I do like Don Jose over El Torito though.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jth1331

One time me and my brother were staying up late and he asked me to make some PB&J sandwiches. I ended up making like 8 of them, and he was like "Holy crap dude, I didn't mean to make 8!"
Don't think we ended up eating all of them, unfortunately.

If you didnt finish like 8 of them, then this story has no meaning. We dont like quitters here.

24champ · 12-02-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Dont mock my wants. Taco Bell is far from qualifying. I said I want 4 flies buzzing around , not in my burrito. Plus Chad works the cash register and all spanish after that. Quite not it. I do like Don Jose over El Torito though.

El Torito is an OK restaurant. By the way your ducks are winning 2-0 over my kings.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 05:45 PM

make it 3 and 0. Im watching both USC UCLA and that game. Worst time to put this rivalry on. I cant believe they would put the football game on the same time as the Ducks game. Unbelievable. BTW El Torito is good for drinks and sunday brunch.

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

If you didnt finish like 8 of them, then this story has no meaning. We dont like quitters here.

I was probably like 10 when this happened, my brother 16. I think I ended up eating like 3-4 of them, I don't think my brother finished his half.
I'm sorry I wasn't like Jay Cutler, who could probably eat 100 PB&J sandwiches when he was 10.

24champ · 12-02-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

make it 3 and 0.

Cloutier sucks that is all.

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Im watching both USC UCLA and that game

I am hoping for UCLA to pull off the upset.

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BTW El Torito is good for drinks and sunday brunch.

Yeah, only had dinner there once, wasn't bad but I used to go there for drinks.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jth1331

I was probably like 10 when this happened, my brother 16. I think I ended up eating like 3-4 of them, I don't think my brother finished his half.
I'm sorry I wasn't like Jay Cutler, who could probably eat 100 PB&J sandwiches when he was 10.

Big Deal. Tedy Bruschi not only could eat 100 PB & J sandwiches at 10, he requested this instead of breast milk when he was a toddler. He also ate the plastic wrapping around the bread.

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 05:52 PM

We need more threads like these and less of the idiotic ones like this one was intended to be until we hijacked it.

DomCasual · 12-02-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Dont mock my wants. Taco Bell is far from qualifying. I said I want 4 flies buzzing around , not in my burrito. Plus Chad works the cash register and all spanish after that. Quite not it. I do like Don Jose over El Torito though.

One time, my nephew was working at Taco Bell. Some guy comes through the drive through in a big old truck, grabs my nephew's arm, drags him halfway through the window, and screams in his face, "Did you spit in my f-in' burrito, little man?"

They called the police, but they never apprehended the suspect. It made the little Jefferson County newspaper, though (I think it was the Sentinal - do they still have the Sentinal?).

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 06:06 PM

Good lord, there are a lot of stupid and crazy people in the world.

azbroncfan · 12-02-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

Man, it's years of practice. It's all about the angle at which you spread. I never have a bread tear - never! And I won't ever use the creamy peanut butter. As for the jelly, I only use preserves - it has to have chunks of fruit in it, or I won't use it. And I put peanut butter on one piece of bread; jelly on the other. Then I put them together to make the sammich. Oh, and I cut it first, because the bite right in the middle with no crust is a little piece of heaven. By cutting the sammich in half, you get two of those bites.

You should go get yourself a loaf of Wonder and a jar of extra crunchy peanut butter, and then just practice. You'll get the hang of it eventually, and there'll be no looking back.

It has to be grandma sycamore's bread too.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jth1331

Good lord, there are a lot of stupid and crazy people in the world.

and they all became Chiefs and Faiders fans. If they just went to In and Out Burger, they wouldnt have this problem.

Arkansas Bronco · 12-02-2006, 06:10 PM

Damn I missed another food thread. Never opened this one up because the thread starter is a total tool and didnt see the point.

I sure do like a good reuben sandwich or and italian type deli sandwich.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jth1331

We need more threads like these and less of the idiotic ones like this one was intended to be until we hijacked it.

Thank Dr. Broncostein to get the hijacking going. Almost anytime Matt starts a thread, this is what should happen. And Mods need to see it for what it is worth. Quality literature at its finist.

broncocalijohn · 12-02-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkansas Bronco

Damn I missed another food thread. Never opened this one up because the thread starter is a total tool and didnt see the point.

I sure do like a good reuben sandwich or and italian type deli sandwich.

You really didnt think we would talk about that moron for 9 whole pages, did you? I think people have responded to him then realized that is old news and food is what it is about, edit the post and put the correct topic on board.

TheChamp24 · 12-02-2006, 06:13 PM

Reubens are good, I like them, this place here makes them pretty good.
I prefer something Italian and spicy for a sandwich.
Is it wrong of me for wanting to try one of those giant Burger King stacker burgers?

-Slap- · 12-02-2006, 06:16 PM

Capriotti's blows Subway and Quizno's away. They're not in every state yet, but they're spreading out.

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12-02-2006, 05:16 PM	#202
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,874	One time, when I was starving, it was late and not much food to go on, I made a peanut butter tortilla sandwich.

12-02-2006, 05:36 PM	#206
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,874	One time me and my brother were staying up late and he asked me to make some PB&J sandwiches. I ended up making like 8 of them, and he was like "Holy crap dude, I didn't mean to make 8!" Don't think we ended up eating all of them, unfortunately.

12-02-2006, 05:40 PM	#208
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,874	I love Taco Bell, but man do I miss the 1/2 pound bean burrito especial That was awesome, I don't like the cheesy bean and rice nearly as much, why did they take that away? I'm crying on the inside now, especially my stomach.

12-02-2006, 05:45 PM	#212
broncocalijohn Famer of Rings My Dog Richard Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif. Posts: 18,463 Adopt-a-Bronco: Simon Fletcher	make it 3 and 0. Im watching both USC UCLA and that game. Worst time to put this rivalry on. I cant believe they would put the football game on the same time as the Ducks game. Unbelievable. BTW El Torito is good for drinks and sunday brunch.

12-02-2006, 05:52 PM	#216
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,874	We need more threads like these and less of the idiotic ones like this one was intended to be until we hijacked it.

12-02-2006, 06:06 PM	#218
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,874	Good lord, there are a lot of stupid and crazy people in the world.

12-02-2006, 06:10 PM	#221
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Damn I missed another food thread. Never opened this one up because the thread starter is a total tool and didnt see the point. I sure do like a good reuben sandwich or and italian type deli sandwich.

12-02-2006, 06:13 PM	#224
TheChamp24 DERP DERP DERP The Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Broncos Country Posts: 4,874	Reubens are good, I like them, this place here makes them pretty good. I prefer something Italian and spicy for a sandwich. Is it wrong of me for wanting to try one of those giant Burger King stacker burgers?

12-02-2006, 06:16 PM	#225
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	*Capriotti's* blows Subway and Quizno's away. They're not in every state yet, but they're spreading out.