Lighter dies...jake is dead. - The Orange Mane

watermock · 11-22-2006, 01:32 PM

This is my thowing down the bones and reading the tea leaves. I had a premonition that when my lighter died, so would Jake.

Expect Jake to be supplanted in the second half tommorow. The lighter told me so.

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 01:33 PM

Mock, i gave you rep on the original lighter post -

I'm backing you up on this one.

Don't pull a jake on me!

shakenbake · 11-22-2006, 01:34 PM

so thats how you get to 61,005

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 01:34 PM

well, that and a quart of hooch

Taco John · 11-22-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claviculasolomonis

well, that and a quart of hooch

Are we talking a Texas quart, or a standard quart?

Rohirrim · 11-22-2006, 01:39 PM

If that's how it goes down, I just hope that Cutler has been getting some reps with the starters. Otherwise, his debut is likely to go down the crapper.

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 01:40 PM

Depends on how big your hat is..

TJ, i got that thing done for you last week - i haven't been able to find a way to deliever it though. I want to take some pics of the cards and do it that way - so i'm working on a power point presentation... just to let you know.

Dudeskey · 11-22-2006, 01:44 PM

Damn, damn, damn

SportinOne · 11-22-2006, 01:48 PM

The more and more i think about Cutler playing in his rookie year the more it scares me. He gets no reps with the first team. The pass protection hasn't exactly been great. He's the next franchise quarterback of this team. And the more i think about how great that will be the less i want to see him go in unprepared this season. Then again, it's not like he just came outta high school. He played college football for a long time and i'm sure he feels capable and confident... But oh man, would he tear apart the chiefs defense if he had just a little preparation... Trust Shanahan

snowspot66 · 11-22-2006, 03:02 PM

The pass protection has been alright. Jake hasn't been sacked much and hasn't taken any huge shots. As long as Jay isn't a statue I think he'll be fine.

BroncoBuff · 11-22-2006, 03:09 PM

61,000 post rule.

epicSocialism4tw · 11-22-2006, 03:14 PM

Mock, Im glad that you saw fit to make a new thread out of this. This is important information.

Mile High Shack · 11-22-2006, 03:15 PM

I wonder how much longer Mock's liver can hold up

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 03:20 PM

if mock believes the lighter is an indicator of jake's career - who's to say it's not going to happen?

Mile High Shack · 11-22-2006, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claviculasolomonis

if mock believes the lighter is an indicator of jake's career - who's to say it's not going to happen?

Josh, buddy, Mock believes what the voices inside his bottle tell him to believe

watermock · 11-22-2006, 03:24 PM

The genie in the lighter has left.

I have a new lighter called Jay...it works fine.

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Shack

Josh, buddy, Mock believes what the voices inside his bottle tell him to believe

lol

Hotrod · 11-22-2006, 04:33 PM

Id like to point out it seems Mock's lighter knows its stuff

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 04:36 PM

BUMP - haha! Mock's lighter!

MHS -

BMF Bronco · 11-22-2006, 04:37 PM

I have heard of "drunk dialing" before, but come on, "drunk posting"?

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Shack

Josh, buddy, Mock believes what the voices inside his bottle tell him to believe

(In the voice of morpheus)

Now do you believe neo?

BMF Bronco · 11-22-2006, 04:44 PM

I think ol' mocker has taken too many of the blue pills!

alkemical · 11-22-2006, 04:48 PM

lol - maybe - but the first post he made about this - it just made me think about it - it made me remember this guy called sgt. bill i met in seattle - and to this day i don't know if sgt bill was real, imagined or 'other'.....

Arkansas Bronco · 11-22-2006, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

The genie in the lighter has left.

I have a new lighter called Jay...it works fine.

If our QB's only last as long as your lighters I would put "Jay" in a safe and never use him.

Kaylore · 11-22-2006, 05:00 PM

The lighter of destiny has spoken!

11-22-2006, 01:32 PM	#1
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Lighter dies...jake is dead. This is my thowing down the bones and reading the tea leaves. I had a premonition that when my lighter died, so would Jake. Expect Jake to be supplanted in the second half tommorow. The lighter told me so.

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11-22-2006, 01:33 PM	#2
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	Mock, i gave you rep on the original lighter post - I'm backing you up on this one. Don't pull a jake on me!

11-22-2006, 01:34 PM	#3
shakenbake Texas Homer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Shanghai, China Posts: 3,136	so thats how you get to 61,005

11-22-2006, 01:39 PM	#6
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,838	If that's how it goes down, I just hope that Cutler has been getting some reps with the starters. Otherwise, his debut is likely to go down the crapper.

11-22-2006, 01:40 PM	#7
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	Depends on how big your hat is.. TJ, i got that thing done for you last week - i haven't been able to find a way to deliever it though. I want to take some pics of the cards and do it that way - so i'm working on a power point presentation... just to let you know.

11-22-2006, 01:44 PM	#8
Dudeskey Ring of Famer This space for rent Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 4,314	Damn, damn, damn

11-22-2006, 01:48 PM	#9
SportinOne Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,422	The more and more i think about Cutler playing in his rookie year the more it scares me. He gets no reps with the first team. The pass protection hasn't exactly been great. He's the next franchise quarterback of this team. And the more i think about how great that will be the less i want to see him go in unprepared this season. Then again, it's not like he just came outta high school. He played college football for a long time and i'm sure he feels capable and confident... But oh man, would he tear apart the chiefs defense if he had just a little preparation... Trust Shanahan

11-22-2006, 03:02 PM	#10
snowspot66 Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,643	The pass protection has been alright. Jake hasn't been sacked much and hasn't taken any huge shots. As long as Jay isn't a statue I think he'll be fine.

11-22-2006, 03:09 PM	#11
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	61,000 post rule.

11-22-2006, 03:14 PM	#12
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Mock, Im glad that you saw fit to make a new thread out of this. This is important information.

11-22-2006, 03:15 PM	#13
Mile High Shack Ring of Famer Cock-a-doodle-do Join Date: May 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 17,010	I wonder how much longer Mock's liver can hold up

11-22-2006, 03:20 PM	#14
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	if mock believes the lighter is an indicator of jake's career - who's to say it's not going to happen?

11-22-2006, 03:24 PM	#16
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	The genie in the lighter has left. I have a new lighter called Jay...it works fine.

11-22-2006, 04:33 PM	#18
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Id like to point out it seems Mock's lighter knows its stuff

11-22-2006, 04:36 PM	#19
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	BUMP - haha! Mock's lighter! MHS -

11-22-2006, 04:37 PM	#20
BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	I have heard of "drunk dialing" before, but come on, "drunk posting"?

11-22-2006, 04:44 PM	#22
BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	I think ol' mocker has taken too many of the blue pills!

11-22-2006, 04:48 PM	#23
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,695 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	lol - maybe - but the first post he made about this - it just made me think about it - it made me remember this guy called sgt. bill i met in seattle - and to this day i don't know if sgt bill was real, imagined or 'other'.....

11-22-2006, 05:00 PM	#25
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,045 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	The lighter of destiny has spoken!