Is Jay Cutler God? - The Orange Mane

RhymesayersDU · 11-15-2006, 11:44 PM

Well?

El Guapo · 11-15-2006, 11:45 PM

so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium?

listopencil · 11-15-2006, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Maverick_7

so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium?

It could if Jay Cutler blessed it...

Kaylore · 11-15-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Maverick_7

so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium?

When Jay Cutler makes it? Absolutely.

listopencil · 11-15-2006, 11:48 PM

One time I asked Jay Cutler if he wanted to go hunting with me. He was annoyed and said, "I don't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. I go killing."

El Guapo · 11-15-2006, 11:50 PM

i say that if cutler was qb the stadium wouldnt need alcohol to get messed up.

RhymesayersDU · 11-15-2006, 11:51 PM

listo and Kaylore are indeed correct -- Cutler could make an everlasting keg. Out of one $6 beer no less!

69bronco · 11-15-2006, 11:51 PM

he is the messiah and he could save our souls.

ludo21 · 11-15-2006, 11:53 PM

umm.... yes

theAPAOps5 · 11-15-2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

One time I asked Jay Cutler if he wanted to go hunting with me. He was annoyed and said, "I don't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. I go killing."

Jay Cutler can cure cancer with his laser rocket arm, but Shanny won't start him.

RhymesayersDU · 11-15-2006, 11:56 PM

@ Jay Cutler becoming the new Chuck Norris.

Pure Greatness.

Jake Plummer, circa next year:
"Before they drafted Jay Cutler, I could throw a football a quarter mile."

BlaK-Argentina · 11-15-2006, 11:58 PM

Cutler is God and Plummer is the Devil. There's no question about that.

theAPAOps5 · 11-16-2006, 12:08 AM

Jay Cutlers smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Billy Clyde Puckett · 11-16-2006, 12:21 AM

Cutler can carry a clip board and will the Broncos to win with Jake at QB.

maven · 11-16-2006, 12:24 AM

I once asked Jay Cutler whether there was a God. He smiled, looked at his hand, and answered, "Yes, there was."

Dagmar · 11-16-2006, 12:27 AM

How dare you insult the Almighty with this blasphemy.

I'm serious, I cannot believe you would even make a thread like this, I hope you are drunk because this is not cool Rhyme, not cool at all.

Javon is God.

Killericon · 11-16-2006, 12:33 AM

No, John Elway is God. Cutler's the Messiah.

I wonder when our prophet will appear...

Dedhed · 11-16-2006, 12:38 AM

I actually think that Plummer must be god to still have a starting job despite his performance this year.

Dagmar · 11-16-2006, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedhed

I actually think that Plummer must be god to still have a starting job despite his performance this year.

I think more would mention Judas than God...

Atlas · 11-16-2006, 12:41 AM

How dare you insult John Elway like that!!

Remember Elway built the New Mile High with nothing but his big smile, strong arm and fancy feet, and more guts and guile than all the HOF QBs put together.

We cried when the real God cried

We felt his pain when he hurt

To answer your questions yes, maybe Cutler is a God, Maybe he is a god to some poor tribe in the outback of Austrailia, but the real God wore #7.

The real god Wore the Bright Orange and the Navy Blue.

The real God spilled his heart and soul onto the grass fields of the NFL.

The real God made the city of Denver a Champion.

The real god carried the entire Bronco population on his shoulders to two SuperBowl Championships.

Dedhed · 11-16-2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagmar

I think more would mention Judas than God...

My familiarity with that particular story is hazy, but I figure he must hold some power that keeps him from getting the axe in spite of his performance.

Dagmar · 11-16-2006, 01:02 AM

Arkie · 11-16-2006, 01:09 AM

Jay will save us. Open up your heart.

Fusionfrontman · 11-16-2006, 01:35 AM

and on the last night at the supper, jay turned to his disciples (teammates) and said, one of you will betray me.
He turned to judas (JAKe) and said, you will drop the ball...and throw it to the opposing team, and then overthrow a pass. and then...oh well you get the picture

DivineLegion · 11-16-2006, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by killericon

No, John Elway is God. Cutler's the Messiah.

I wonder when our prophet will appear...

The Prophet has arrived...

Dont you know the Prophet appears before the Messiah making Javon the prophet who will pave the way for and baptize the Messiah (Jay) with TDs from the sky...

View Poll Results: Is Jay Cutler God?
YES!	6	13.64%
YES! And not only that, he turned 1 $6 Beer Into A Keg And Got All Of Invesco Hammered!	38	86.36%
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11-15-2006, 11:44 PM	#1
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,848 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	Is Jay Cutler God? Well?

11-16-2006, 12:41 AM	#20
Atlas Draft Defense Early&Often Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,526	How dare you insult John Elway like that!! Remember Elway built the New Mile High with nothing but his big smile, strong arm and fancy feet, and more guts and guile than all the HOF QBs put together. We cried when the real God cried We felt his pain when he hurt To answer your questions yes, maybe Cutler is a God, Maybe he is a god to some poor tribe in the outback of Austrailia, but the real God wore #7. The real god Wore the Bright Orange and the Navy Blue. The real God spilled his heart and soul onto the grass fields of the NFL. The real God made the city of Denver a Champion. The real god carried the entire Bronco population on his shoulders to two SuperBowl Championships. Last edited by Atlas; 11-16-2006 at 12:48 AM..

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11-15-2006, 11:45 PM	#2
El Guapo aka mav_7. who? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: VA (heart is in TX) Posts: 3,494	so you're saying that one keg could f up the entire stadium?

11-15-2006, 11:48 PM	#5
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	One time I asked Jay Cutler if he wanted to go hunting with me. He was annoyed and said, "I don't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. I go killing."

11-15-2006, 11:50 PM	#6
El Guapo aka mav_7. who? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: VA (heart is in TX) Posts: 3,494	i say that if cutler was qb the stadium wouldnt need alcohol to get messed up.

11-15-2006, 11:51 PM	#7
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,848 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	listo and Kaylore are indeed correct -- Cutler could make an everlasting keg. Out of one $6 beer no less!

11-15-2006, 11:51 PM	#8
69bronco negrodamus of NFL Q's Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 210	he is the messiah and he could save our souls.

11-15-2006, 11:53 PM	#9
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,982 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	umm.... yes

11-15-2006, 11:56 PM	#11
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,848 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	@ Jay Cutler becoming the new Chuck Norris. Pure Greatness. Jake Plummer, circa next year: "Before they drafted Jay Cutler, I could throw a football a quarter mile."

11-15-2006, 11:58 PM	#12
BlaK-Argentina Pampita says... ... support your team! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mar del Plata, Argentina. Posts: 5,175 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Cutler is God and Plummer is the Devil. There's no question about that.

11-16-2006, 12:08 AM	#13
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,141 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Jay Cutlers smile once brought a puppy back to life.

11-16-2006, 12:21 AM	#14
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	Cutler can carry a clip board and will the Broncos to win with Jake at QB.

11-16-2006, 12:24 AM	#15
maven ★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,867	I once asked Jay Cutler whether there was a God. He smiled, looked at his hand, and answered, "Yes, there was."

11-16-2006, 12:27 AM	#16
Dagmar ...there ain't no devil ..there's just God when he's drunk. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Morrison Posts: 17,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow	How dare you insult the Almighty with this blasphemy. I'm serious, I cannot believe you would even make a thread like this, I hope you are drunk because this is not cool Rhyme, not cool at all. Javon is God.

11-16-2006, 12:33 AM	#17
Killericon YES A DT!!!!!! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: From Calgary, in Halifax for School Posts: 7,730 Adopt-a-Bronco: watermock	No, John Elway is God. Cutler's the Messiah. I wonder when our prophet will appear...

11-16-2006, 12:38 AM	#18
Dedhed Ring of Famer Fare thee well Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 9,748 Adopt-a-Bronco: Elvis	I actually think that Plummer must be god to still have a starting job despite his performance this year.

11-16-2006, 01:02 AM	#22
Dagmar ...there ain't no devil ..there's just God when he's drunk. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Morrison Posts: 17,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow

11-16-2006, 01:09 AM	#23
Arkie Ring of Famer Gggggrrrrrr rrrraaaahhh Arrrrhhhn. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,130 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quinton Carter	Jay will save us. Open up your heart.

11-16-2006, 01:35 AM	#24
Fusionfrontman Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 996	and on the last night at the supper, jay turned to his disciples (teammates) and said, one of you will betray me. He turned to judas (JAKe) and said, you will drop the ball...and throw it to the opposing team, and then overthrow a pass. and then...oh well you get the picture