Who is the biggest moronic talking head on TV? - The Orange Mane

watermock · 11-15-2006, 04:04 AM

Who gets the crown?

BigBoltIke · 11-15-2006, 04:11 AM

Woody Paige

TexanBob · 11-15-2006, 05:50 AM

Keith Olbermann.

BigBoltIke · 11-15-2006, 06:06 AM

What about Woody Paige

OrangeShadow · 11-15-2006, 06:55 AM

ill go all of the above

BroncoBuff · 11-15-2006, 07:36 AM

Without a micron of a scintilla of a shadow of a whisper of a doubt:

Bill Maas

This moron made two of the dumbest statements I have ever heard, in just ONE GAME! Last year's rain-soaked Broncos-Redskins game at Invesco. He said - and I am not kidding - the following:

1) "Of course anything can happen here .... this is the very field where John Elway led his famous 'The Drive' to beat Cleveland."

Where to start with this one? First of all - it was in Cleveland of course ... but even had it been in Denver, it would've been in old Mile High Stadium. It was a full 15 years before Invesco was built.

2) While showing a picture from field level, where the camera obviously had many drops of rain on the lens, Mensa-Maas said, "Look at that! And that's not rain on the camera - that's what the players are seeing at ground level here."

The funniest part is - Fox still employs this dolt.

Broncojef · 11-15-2006, 08:26 AM

I still gotta say Irvin sinks to new lows every week. I seriously wonder if Tommy is gonna walk off the set at times with the looks he gives him.

Florida_Bronco · 11-15-2006, 08:34 AM

Irvin

watermock · 11-15-2006, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

Without a micron of a scintilla of a shadow of a whisper of a doubt:

Bill Maas

This moron made two of the dumbest statements I have ever heard, in just ONE GAME! Last year's rain-soaked Broncos-Redskins game at Invesco. He said - and I am not kidding - the following:

1) "Of course anything can happen here .... this is the very field where John Elway led his famous 'The Drive' to beat Cleveland."

Where to start with this one? First of all - it was in Cleveland of course ... but even had it been in Denver, it would've been in old Mile High Stadium. It was a full 15 years before Invesco was built.

2) While showing a picture from field level, where the camera obviously had many drops of rain on the lens, Mensa-Maas said, "Look at that! And that's not rain on the camera - that's what the players are seeing at ground level here."

The funniest part is - Fox still employs this dolt.

That's impossible to trump.

clarkster · 11-15-2006, 08:52 AM

what about that mook kornholer

watermock · 11-15-2006, 08:53 AM

Elway, cheered on by the home crowd, drove the team down for the game winning TD.

That was the only thing missing. It went to OT.

"Byner's fumble gave Denver another chance in Cleveland..."

watermock · 11-15-2006, 08:56 AM

It's funny to see the incredulous looks from Tom Jackson at times.

watermock · 11-15-2006, 08:58 AM

I completely forgot to list our good firend Lou Holtz.

He has never called against ND or SC once all year.

dbfan21 · 11-15-2006, 08:59 AM

I voted for Salisbury because he outwardly hates the Broncos, but Irvin is annoying as shizzle my nizzle!

watermock · 11-15-2006, 09:03 AM

Cornholio isn't really seasoned much on the gridiron. He's good natured if still ignorant.

I have no clue why someone like Stinky or Heuey Long aren't in the booth...ask the morons in Disney.

Have you seen the sunday night crew?

They are all idiots.

clarkster · 11-15-2006, 09:04 AM

salsbury does suck my ass, another one that sucks is that merril hodge guy, and phil simms can suck it too. in fact, the only ones i actually enjoy is berman, TJ and stink

BigBoltIke · 11-15-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clarkster

salsbury does suck my ass, another one that sucks is that merril hodge guy, and phil simms can suck it too. in fact, the only ones i actually enjoy is berman, TJ and stink

You just hate Hodge because he thinks the Chargers are going to win the AFC West

clarkster · 11-15-2006, 09:28 AM

yeah thats it...

Billy Clyde Puckett · 11-15-2006, 10:40 AM

I voted for all except Summeral.

I'm mad at my friend Spider because he promised to take Theezman to Brokeback Mountain and leave him there last year.

KipCorrington25 · 11-15-2006, 10:42 AM

Vic Lombardo

DeuceOfClub · 11-15-2006, 10:46 AM

Golic is right up there with the "best" of them.

Williams · 11-15-2006, 10:49 AM

Stephen A. Smith and Michael Irvin

Old Dude · 11-15-2006, 10:59 AM

I have to go with Irvin.

OrangeShadow · 11-15-2006, 11:03 AM

well its not bayless he just said hed have us ranked higher if we had cutler in

spdirty · 11-15-2006, 11:06 AM

The Monday Night crew is the reason why I don't watch Monday Night Football. Unless its a good game, then I just turn the volume down and listen to the radio...Id rather hear the play before I see it than listen to those d- team clowns. Good thing they usually don't get good games anymore.

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The talking pig John Madden	6	18.18%
Salsbury Steak	8	24.24%
Randy Cross	2	6.06%
Joe Heisman	7	21.21%
Michael Irvin...I get paid to analize, that's what I do.	22	66.67%
Pat Summerall	2	6.06%
Phyillis George	2	6.06%
Burger Bill	3	9.09%
Skip Bayless	1	3.03%
Other	5	15.15%
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11-15-2006, 04:04 AM	#1
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Who is the biggest moronic talking head on TV? Who gets the crown?

11-15-2006, 07:36 AM	#6
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Without a micron of a scintilla of a shadow of a whisper of a doubt: Bill Maas This moron made two of the dumbest statements I have ever heard, in just ONE GAME! Last year's rain-soaked Broncos-Redskins game at Invesco. He said - and I am not kidding - the following: 1) "Of course anything can happen here .... this is the very field where John Elway led his famous 'The Drive' to beat Cleveland." Where to start with this one? First of all - it was in Cleveland of course ... but even had it been in Denver, it would've been in old Mile High Stadium. It was a full 15 years before Invesco was built. 2) While showing a picture from field level, where the camera obviously had many drops of rain on the lens, Mensa-Maas said, "Look at that! And that's not rain on the camera - that's what the players are seeing at ground level here." The funniest part is - Fox still employs this dolt.

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11-15-2006, 04:11 AM	#2
BigBoltIke Ikeman83 on Chargers.com Idiot Charger Fan Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 98 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jake Plummer	Woody Paige

11-15-2006, 05:50 AM	#3
TexanBob Don't Argue With Me You Know I'm Right Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,023 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darris Nash	Keith Olbermann.

11-15-2006, 06:06 AM	#4
BigBoltIke Ikeman83 on Chargers.com Idiot Charger Fan Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 98 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jake Plummer	What about Woody Paige

11-15-2006, 06:55 AM	#5
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	ill go all of the above

11-15-2006, 08:26 AM	#7
Broncojef Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Great White North Posts: 3,019	I still gotta say Irvin sinks to new lows every week. I seriously wonder if Tommy is gonna walk off the set at times with the looks he gives him.

11-15-2006, 08:34 AM	#8
Florida_Bronco Got trolls? Welcome to Mile High, Brady! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 13,810 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brady Quinn	Irvin

11-15-2006, 08:52 AM	#10
clarkster Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,013	what about that mook kornholer

11-15-2006, 08:53 AM	#11
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Elway, cheered on by the home crowd, drove the team down for the game winning TD. That was the only thing missing. It went to OT. "Byner's fumble gave Denver another chance in Cleveland..."

11-15-2006, 08:56 AM	#12
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	It's funny to see the incredulous looks from Tom Jackson at times.

11-15-2006, 08:58 AM	#13
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I completely forgot to list our good firend Lou Holtz. He has never called against ND or SC once all year.

11-15-2006, 08:59 AM	#14
dbfan21 Broncos Fan in Florida Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 2,182 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	I voted for Salisbury because he outwardly hates the Broncos, but Irvin is annoying as shizzle my nizzle!

11-15-2006, 09:03 AM	#15
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Cornholio isn't really seasoned much on the gridiron. He's good natured if still ignorant. I have no clue why someone like Stinky or Heuey Long aren't in the booth...ask the morons in Disney. Have you seen the sunday night crew? They are all idiots.

11-15-2006, 09:04 AM	#16
clarkster Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,013	salsbury does suck my ass, another one that sucks is that merril hodge guy, and phil simms can suck it too. in fact, the only ones i actually enjoy is berman, TJ and stink

11-15-2006, 09:28 AM	#18
clarkster Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,013	yeah thats it...

11-15-2006, 10:40 AM	#19
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	I voted for all except Summeral. I'm mad at my friend Spider because he promised to take Theezman to Brokeback Mountain and leave him there last year.

11-15-2006, 10:42 AM	#20
KipCorrington25 Free Safety Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Centennial Posts: 3,050	Vic Lombardo

11-15-2006, 10:46 AM	#21
DeuceOfClub ™ 'Tebow Effect' in full effect Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indian Rocks Beach Posts: 1,115 Adopt-a-Bronco: Aaron Brewer	Golic is right up there with the "best" of them.

11-15-2006, 10:49 AM	#22
Williams Pro Bowler Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 665	Stephen A. Smith and Michael Irvin

11-15-2006, 10:59 AM	#23
Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,146	I have to go with Irvin.

11-15-2006, 11:03 AM	#24
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	well its not bayless he just said hed have us ranked higher if we had cutler in

11-15-2006, 11:06 AM	#25
spdirty Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bailey Posts: 13,883 Adopt-a-Bronco: Koppen	The Monday Night crew is the reason why I don't watch Monday Night Football. Unless its a good game, then I just turn the volume down and listen to the radio...Id rather hear the play before I see it than listen to those d- team clowns. Good thing they usually don't get good games anymore.