How are you going to die? - The Orange Mane

ludo21 · 11-09-2006, 01:37 PM

This has probably been done before, but many newbs here

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Scott: At age 36 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Dang, only 17 years left

Crushaholic · 11-09-2006, 02:25 PM

Crushaholic: At age 74 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Funny thing is, I can kind of see that happening...

Hotrod · 11-09-2006, 02:36 PM

Hotrod: At age 61 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

WTF

ak1971 · 11-09-2006, 02:49 PM

woo hoo

AK: At age 87 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Billy Clyde Puckett · 11-09-2006, 03:06 PM

big guy: At age 64 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Elvis and John Wayne were my grandmother's heart throbs and I share a birthday with Elvis.

-Slap- · 11-09-2006, 03:12 PM

-Slap-: Shot dead at 88 by a jealous husband 60 years your junior.

WABronco · 11-09-2006, 03:36 PM

Mine is the best...ever:

Ben: At age 66 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

So, in 47 years or so, watch the weirdest most freaky reality show. I'm the dead guy...

Jose Chung · 11-09-2006, 05:51 PM

Jose Chung: At age 31 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

BroncoBuff · 11-09-2006, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Guy

big guy: At age 64 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Same here .... but I only make it to 60.

alkemical · 11-13-2006, 03:34 PM

At age 53 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

24champ · 11-13-2006, 03:52 PM

Jeff: At age 39 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Crappola, I only have 18 years left.

Rohirrim · 11-13-2006, 04:09 PM

Rohirrim: At age 66 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Damn! I hope the food's good.

heydensmom · 11-13-2006, 09:08 PM

LMAO
Tracie: At age 47 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

theAPAOps5 · 11-13-2006, 09:37 PM

ApaOps5: At age 64 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Oh suck Wrong Turn = Bad news
I was hoping for something that ended with ...driving fast and taking chances!

ludo21 · 11-13-2006, 10:03 PM

keep em coming, these are hilarious!

ksBRONCOfan · 11-13-2006, 11:29 PM

jeremy: At age 66 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

24champ · 11-13-2006, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksBRONCOfan

jeremy: At age 66 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

nice way to go out.

Kapoof!

theAPAOps5 · 11-13-2006, 11:53 PM

Not mist unfortunately. I have pictures of what a jet engine can do to the human body if anyone cares to see.

24champ · 11-14-2006, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApaOps5

Not mist unfortunately. I have pictures of what a jet engine can do to the human body if anyone cares to see.

I've seen the navy videos of it, nasty...

Orange_Beard · 11-14-2006, 08:31 AM

At age 64 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Damm only 64, that ain't long for me.
I once had a dream that I would live to 108.

Cleo McDowell · 11-14-2006, 09:05 PM

won: At age 76 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

nice

11-09-2006, 01:37 PM	#1
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	How are you going to die? This has probably been done before, but many newbs here http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php Scott: At age 36 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. Dang, only 17 years left

11-09-2006, 03:06 PM	#5
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	big guy: At age 64 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style. Elvis and John Wayne were my grandmother's heart throbs and I share a birthday with Elvis. Last edited by Billy Clyde Puckett; 11-09-2006 at 05:19 PM..

11-09-2006, 03:36 PM	#7
WABronco WE SUCK AGAIN All dat force Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Denver Posts: 4,976	Sick Mine is the best...ever: Ben: At age 66 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever. So, in 47 years or so, watch the weirdest most freaky reality show. I'm the dead guy... Last edited by WABronco; 11-09-2006 at 03:40 PM..

11-09-2006, 05:51 PM	#8
Jose Chung Trust No One She's with me. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tucson Posts: 88 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Bell (UA)	Sweet Jose Chung: At age 31 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

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11-09-2006, 02:25 PM	#2
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,046	Crushaholic: At age 74 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. Funny thing is, I can kind of see that happening...

11-09-2006, 02:36 PM	#3
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Hotrod: At age 61 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. WTF

11-09-2006, 02:49 PM	#4
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,538	woo hoo AK: At age 87 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

11-09-2006, 03:12 PM	#6
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	-Slap-: Shot dead at 88 by a jealous husband 60 years your junior.

11-13-2006, 03:34 PM	#10
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,698 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	At age 53 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

11-13-2006, 03:52 PM	#11
24champ Livin' the dream! Methwolfe Alliance Captain Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,553 Adopt-a-Bronco: DomCasual	Jeff: At age 39 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose. Crappola, I only have 18 years left.

11-13-2006, 04:09 PM	#12
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,856	Rohirrim: At age 66 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. Damn! I hope the food's good.

11-13-2006, 09:08 PM	#13
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	LMAO Tracie: At age 47 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

11-13-2006, 09:37 PM	#14
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,059 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	ApaOps5: At age 64 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya. Oh suck Wrong Turn = Bad news I was hoping for something that ended with ...driving fast and taking chances!

11-13-2006, 10:03 PM	#15
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	keep em coming, these are hilarious!

11-13-2006, 11:29 PM	#16
ksBRONCOfan I love beer and Broncos! YUM-O! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: McPherson, KS Posts: 1,024 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	jeremy: At age 66 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

11-13-2006, 11:53 PM	#18
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,059 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Not mist unfortunately. I have pictures of what a jet engine can do to the human body if anyone cares to see.

11-14-2006, 08:31 AM	#20
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	At age 64 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown. Damm only 64, that ain't long for me. I once had a dream that I would live to 108.

11-14-2006, 09:05 PM	#21
Cleo McDowell underrated. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 812	won: At age 76 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. nice