Groan...mock's lock's week 9. - The Orange Mane

watermock · 11-03-2006, 06:53 PM

At least Lou Holtz is worse than me.

This guy is such is such a complete moron it's incredible. He pulled one out of his ass with a miracle win for N.D.

If you bet a thousand each week on this expert's opinion, you would be up about 5 grand at least.

How can ESPN continue to let that idiot make picks?

Let's just go with the spreads first. I'm on a terrible losing streak the past few weeks.

NFL - WEEK 7

Sunday, Nov. 5

ST. LOUIS 2 Kansas City 47½

BALTIMORE 3 Cincinnati 40½

N.Y. GIANTS 13 Houston 43

JACKSONVILLE 10 Tennessee 37½

Dallas 3 WASHINGTON 42½

BUFFALO 3½ Green Bay 40½

New Orleans 1 TAMPA BAY 38

Atlanta 5½ DETROIT 47

CHICAGO 13½ Miami 37½

Minnesota 5 SAN FRANCISCO 42½

SAN DIEGO 12½ Cleveland 41½

PITTSBURGH 3 Denver 37

NEW ENGLAND 3 Indianapolis 48

Monday, Nov. 6

SEATTLE 7 Oakland 37½

NCAA FOOTBALL

Friday, Nov. 3

Air Force 6½ ARMY

Saturday, Nov. 4

MICHIGAN 34 Ball State

IOWA 20 Northwestern

Boston College 3½ WAKE FOREST

MICHIGAN STATE 2½ Purdue

Pittsburgh 4½ SOUTH FLORIDA

Kansas 2 IOWA STATE

MINNESOTA 6½ Indiana

Georgia Tech 5 N.C. STATE

CLEMSON 20 Maryland

Florida 16½ VANDERBILT

Ohio State 24 ILLINOIS

Central Michigan 18½ TEMPLE

Navy 11½ DUKE

Ohio U. 6½ EASTERN MICHIGAN

Kent State 16 BUFFALO

Georgia 7 KENTUCKY

AKRON 7½ Bowling Green

ALABAMA 15 Mississippi State

Oklahoma 2½ TEXAS A&M

TEXAS TECH 16 Baylor

NOTRE DAME 25 North Carolina

Texas Christian 20 UNLV

Hawaii 27 UTAH STATE

WYOMING 15½ San Diego State

WESTERN MICHIGAN 13 Miami (Ohio)

Southern Cal 28 STANFORD

OREGON 16 Washington

Louisiana State 3½ TENNESSEE

Arkansas 2 SOUTH CAROLINA

FLORIDA STATE 12½ Virginia

COLORADO 3½ Kansas State

Tulsa 3½ HOUSTON

East Carolina 6 CENTRAL FLORIDA

Nevada 10 IDAHO

WASHINGTON STATE 16 Arizona

Brigham Young 17 COLORADO STATE

NEBRASKA 5 Missouri

TEXAS 18 Oklahoma State

WISCONSIN 7 Penn State

Virginia Tech 2½ MIAMI (FLORIDA)

MARSHALL 5 Tulane

CALIFORNIA 17 Ucla

San Jose State 7 NEW MEXICO STATE

UTEP 9 Rice

OREGON STATE 2 Arizona State

AUBURN 30 Arkansas State

MIDDLE TENNESSEE ST. 11 Florida Atlantic

Louisiana-Lafayette PK TROY STATE

NORTH TEXAS 2 Louisiana Tech

Sunday, Nov. 5

Southern Mississippi 7 MEMPHI

Excuse me for barely caring and posting this late. I have been a sure fire loser for weeks.

I'll give the 7 at home with Seattle against Oakland.

give me the uder 48 in the Colt/pat game.

Can I still take Army?

Iowa State gimme two.

I'm taking Army over Air Forct too.

Malcontent · 11-03-2006, 07:06 PM

Is anyone even paying attention to this??

listopencil · 11-03-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

STFU!

penguintheory · 11-04-2006, 12:28 AM

USC only 28 over Stanford?

shakenbake · 11-04-2006, 04:55 AM

Take Oklahoma over A&M!!!

watermock · 11-04-2006, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penguintheory

USC only 28 over Stanford?

Hey, I bet on Stanford, it was one of Mock's locks. They got trampled.

Then I bet of those silly Golphers getting 27, and they got buckshot to the tune of 44-zip.

I have been horrible. I'm still around .500 in NFL picks but I haven't picked a winner in college all season.

I didn't realize I double posted.

Anyway, those are my picks...locks is a stretch at this point. Let's just call them mock's wild hunches.

-Slap- · 11-04-2006, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penguintheory

USC only 28 over Stanford?

They'll win by 50. Stanford is as bad a college team as you'll ever see right now.

Edit: 28-0 USC at the half.

I'm telling you people, fading the Cardinal this year is the free-est free money there will ever be.

Rulon Velvet Jones · 11-04-2006, 07:10 AM

Did I read Army over Air Force?

denver5459 · 11-04-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rulon Velvet Jones

Did I read Army over Air Force?

Hey nice call on the Army over Air Force.

gotfredson · 11-04-2006, 12:55 PM

This thread should be called Mocks quesses. The first thing any sports gambler will tell you is that there is no such thing as a LOCK. Keep posting though Ive actually won $$ going against you the past 2 weeks!

SportinOne · 11-04-2006, 03:00 PM

no no... there is a secret to "Mock's Lock's" that you don't know about.

See, "Mock's Lock's" really means "Mock's Lock is"... hence the appostrophe.

So while you think he meant that Lock was plural, and he was trying to get all of those games correct, he only actually had one lock. That lock is hidden. Only he knows.

Only a dimwit would think otherwise.

watermock · 11-04-2006, 04:07 PM

I have had a winning percentage.

I'm going to hiding...I have missed on college picks by a an aburd margain.

-Slap- · 11-04-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penguintheory
USC only 28 over Stanford?

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Slap-

They'll win by 50. Stanford is as bad a college team as you'll ever see right now.

28-0 USC at the half.

I'm telling you people, fading the Cardinal this year is the free-est free money there will ever be.

watermock · 11-05-2006, 02:26 AM

I couldn't find an acorn in a forest of oak trees This year.

I might as well curse Louisville and Florida. I should of been riding that horse all along.

They had such tough matchups.

Bad hair day...

Denver loses to Pitt...

Happy Now?

Iowa lost to Northwestern today,....The TV survived but something died.

watermock · 11-05-2006, 02:32 AM

I'm so good at picks I now know that the Broncos will win.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with that Iowa team...the coach seems disinterested and there are injuries...

but damn...Northwestern?

11-03-2006, 06:53 PM	#1
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Groan...mock's lock's week 9. At least Lou Holtz is worse than me. This guy is such is such a complete moron it's incredible. He pulled one out of his ass with a miracle win for N.D. If you bet a thousand each week on this expert's opinion, you would be up about 5 grand at least. How can ESPN continue to let that idiot make picks? Let's just go with the spreads first. I'm on a terrible losing streak the past few weeks. NFL - WEEK 7 Sunday, Nov. 5 ST. LOUIS 2 Kansas City 47½ BALTIMORE 3 Cincinnati 40½ N.Y. GIANTS 13 Houston 43 JACKSONVILLE 10 Tennessee 37½ Dallas 3 WASHINGTON 42½ BUFFALO 3½ Green Bay 40½ New Orleans 1 TAMPA BAY 38 Atlanta 5½ DETROIT 47 CHICAGO 13½ Miami 37½ Minnesota 5 SAN FRANCISCO 42½ SAN DIEGO 12½ Cleveland 41½ PITTSBURGH 3 Denver 37 NEW ENGLAND 3 Indianapolis 48 Monday, Nov. 6 SEATTLE 7 Oakland 37½ NCAA FOOTBALL Friday, Nov. 3 Air Force 6½ ARMY Saturday, Nov. 4 MICHIGAN 34 Ball State IOWA 20 Northwestern Boston College 3½ WAKE FOREST MICHIGAN STATE 2½ Purdue Pittsburgh 4½ SOUTH FLORIDA Kansas 2 IOWA STATE MINNESOTA 6½ Indiana Georgia Tech 5 N.C. STATE CLEMSON 20 Maryland Florida 16½ VANDERBILT Ohio State 24 ILLINOIS Central Michigan 18½ TEMPLE Navy 11½ DUKE Ohio U. 6½ EASTERN MICHIGAN Kent State 16 BUFFALO Georgia 7 KENTUCKY AKRON 7½ Bowling Green ALABAMA 15 Mississippi State Oklahoma 2½ TEXAS A&M TEXAS TECH 16 Baylor NOTRE DAME 25 North Carolina Texas Christian 20 UNLV Hawaii 27 UTAH STATE WYOMING 15½ San Diego State WESTERN MICHIGAN 13 Miami (Ohio) Southern Cal 28 STANFORD OREGON 16 Washington Louisiana State 3½ TENNESSEE Arkansas 2 SOUTH CAROLINA FLORIDA STATE 12½ Virginia COLORADO 3½ Kansas State Tulsa 3½ HOUSTON East Carolina 6 CENTRAL FLORIDA Nevada 10 IDAHO WASHINGTON STATE 16 Arizona Brigham Young 17 COLORADO STATE NEBRASKA 5 Missouri TEXAS 18 Oklahoma State WISCONSIN 7 Penn State Virginia Tech 2½ MIAMI (FLORIDA) MARSHALL 5 Tulane CALIFORNIA 17 Ucla San Jose State 7 NEW MEXICO STATE UTEP 9 Rice OREGON STATE 2 Arizona State AUBURN 30 Arkansas State MIDDLE TENNESSEE ST. 11 Florida Atlantic Louisiana-Lafayette PK TROY STATE NORTH TEXAS 2 Louisiana Tech Sunday, Nov. 5 Southern Mississippi 7 MEMPHI Excuse me for barely caring and posting this late. I have been a sure fire loser for weeks. I'll give the 7 at home with Seattle against Oakland. give me the uder 48 in the Colt/pat game. Can I still take Army? Iowa State gimme two. I'm taking Army over Air Forct too.

11-05-2006, 02:26 AM	#14
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I couldn't find an acorn in a forest of oak trees This year. I might as well curse Louisville and Florida. I should of been riding that horse all along. They had such tough matchups. Bad hair day... Denver loses to Pitt... Happy Now? Iowa lost to Northwestern today,....The TV survived but something died. Last edited by watermock; 11-05-2006 at 02:29 AM..

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11-03-2006, 07:06 PM	#2
Malcontent Life....on tap. Got Mustard? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Phoenix Posts: 1,931 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chad Mustard	Is anyone even paying attention to this??

11-04-2006, 12:28 AM	#4
penguintheory studio gangster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: chicahhgo Posts: 652 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Momma	USC only 28 over Stanford?

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shakenbake Texas Homer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Shanghai, China Posts: 3,136	Take Oklahoma over A&M!!!

11-04-2006, 07:10 AM	#8
Rulon Velvet Jones You're not really here. Tight Butthole Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,597 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rent-A-DC	Did I read Army over Air Force?

11-04-2006, 12:55 PM	#10
gotfredson Solid Starter Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 151	This thread should be called Mocks quesses. The first thing any sports gambler will tell you is that there is no such thing as a LOCK. Keep posting though Ive actually won $$ going against you the past 2 weeks!

11-04-2006, 03:00 PM	#11
SportinOne Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,422	no no... there is a secret to "Mock's Lock's" that you don't know about. See, "Mock's Lock's" really means "Mock's Lock is"... hence the appostrophe. So while you think he meant that Lock was plural, and he was trying to get all of those games correct, he only actually had one lock. That lock is hidden. Only he knows. Only a dimwit would think otherwise.

11-04-2006, 04:07 PM	#12
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I have had a winning percentage. I'm going to hiding...I have missed on college picks by a an aburd margain.

11-05-2006, 02:32 AM	#15
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I'm so good at picks I now know that the Broncos will win. I don't know what the hell is wrong with that Iowa team...the coach seems disinterested and there are injuries... but damn...Northwestern?