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Old 10-27-2006, 08:49 PM   #26
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Want to know what put insult to injury? My crazy ex-girlfriend claimed it without even asking. That woman could curse the Virgin Mary.
Claimed what? Your cat?
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Old 10-27-2006, 08:57 PM   #27
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60,000 posts, whether fluff, solid takes, drunken tirades, or cat pieces, is enough to garner a bit of respect. You gotta give him props for showing some restraint as of late. Many newbs here have taken repeated swings at him, some deservedly so, yet he has remained mostly tolerant of their incessant jabs.
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Old 10-27-2006, 08:58 PM   #28
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Mock's been pretty good lately. Still posting drunk but not "angry Mock" that we're used to.

60,000 is even more impressive when you consider half the time he is writing random PM's to different people on the board that are equally confusing. Some are well meaning and some are not so much.

My favorite thread has special place in my heart because it marks the day that Mock decided that he hated me. It's in this thread here.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=42333

I realized he was FUBAR when his weird tirade's were incorporating numbers into the sentences.
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Here's to 60,000 more Mock, which we'll no doubt be celebrating next year some time in March.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:01 PM   #29
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Congrats on 60k posts, Mock. Keep em coming.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:02 PM   #30
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The board wouldn't be the same without Mock....
....and you can take that anyway you wish.

It's not like everyone on this board has posted sober.

Happy 60K, mock.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:09 PM   #31
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Claimed what? Your cat?
Well, she did that too...so I got this farm cat now. She stole that as well as the Griese jersey I bought for the hell of it for no rational reason...Hey Hogan, got a Miami Griese Jersey...I'll just spray paint LOSER below his name.

I had a pedegree Norwegian Forest Cat...this thing is something out of the African Outback or something...he hates being held, pouted for two months when I stripped his manhood and front claws away, and likes to fight dogs. Oh, and house jump. I've personally seen him on the peaks of three different houses...the garage is his launch pad.

Honestly, he's not much of a loving pet. He either is sleeping, outside getting in trouble, or eating.

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To call Beezer domesticated would be an extreme stretch.

However, a spotted coat is prized among breeders. Unfortunatly for him, I took those pleasures away.

He loves me, kinda like an ex-wife...he makes it up by liking to snooze next to my neck, other than than using me as a heating blanket, he doen't have much use for me.

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Old 10-27-2006, 09:17 PM   #32
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:24 PM   #33
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Happy 60k Mock... Even the ones that created problems for me...

/well not all of them.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:27 PM   #34
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One other thing about my stupid cat who limped in after two days with virturally mortal wounds to it's rear, now it's tail had a nervous "twitch" where it jerks instead of wags...I've come to blows the the idiot who lets that Rotte loose.

Listen to this...This moron, because his wife owns the house, lets her hose her boyfriiend. He drives this 90's Black Caddilac. He's the joke of the town. Has a wild crazy rotty, and is so p***Y whipped his wife doesn't even have to ask permission to get laid in HER house because he would have nowhere to go.

I'm not making this up, and this is a fairly small city and a friend has a 140K house next door and can't believe it. He's the tiniest tough guy on the planet. You let some dick bone your ho wife to your full knowledge? In your own territory?

It's in his own house. Or hers I guess. The guy is your classic rotweiler weilding wimp. He's bailed that mutt out 4 times before he figured out he had to keep the fence jumper inside.

"Twitch" as I call him has gradually recovered and shows no sign of injury ofther than his erratic tail motions.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:30 PM   #35
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Happy 60k Mock... Even the ones that created problems for me...

/well not all of them.
Well, I fathered your baby Zee behind your back....

J/k

You have been more than patient with me. I seriously doubt you expected to launch the most prominent board on the internet.

Announcing Naked women was a interesting way to get some traffic.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:42 PM   #36
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Congratulations, Mock. Your rantings are one of the things that make me come back to this board again and again. It sure isn't for another Jay vs. Jake thread...
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:42 PM   #37
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Happy 60k, Mock. I wouldn't like this place as much without your presence.

Long life and good stuff to you.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:46 PM   #38
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Just call me Mr.Tick on Taco's ass.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:48 PM   #39
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Is there a way we can treat the water with valium at Invesco Sunday?

I'm not particulary adverse to cheating in this situation.
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Old 10-27-2006, 10:05 PM   #40
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And why is this on the front page?
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Old 10-27-2006, 10:27 PM   #41
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Dom, I did attend the draft w/ mock and it was interesting. Now, he did get a better team than he pre-subscribed. But I don't believe his team has the power ranking near ours, per se.
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Old 10-27-2006, 10:37 PM   #42
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Then this one time, I ate the crumbs off of my car floor
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only once...?
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Old 10-27-2006, 10:40 PM   #43
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Mock is my bud

Cheers to you Mock
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Old 10-27-2006, 10:55 PM   #44
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60,000 post rule!!!!

Mock and I have shared a lot of PMs over the last few years - almost always about something other than football.....WWII.....soy beans.....weather conditions....crappy cars.....cats.....whatever.

I think he's a lunatic and I blame most of it on the 1970's.

I also know he's rooting for the Patriots against the Vikings on Monday night. Beezer said it must be so!

Congrats to my wacky friend, Mock.
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:00 PM   #45
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Congrats Mock! You're not a bad guy...for a Viking fan
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:04 PM   #46
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Want to know what put insult to injury? My crazy ex-girlfriend claimed it without even asking. That woman could curse the Virgin Mary.
Fascinating.

For good or ill..Mock is an orangemane institution.

Cheers sinner!!!
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:32 PM   #47
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"You are a collosal prick" is my favorite line out of the "windshield-wiper fluid" thread. It was directed at someone Mock did not realize had been trying deperately to agree with him. Best laugh I had in a long time. I can't find the thread. I think it was the one where he tried to nickname Cutler "The Blade".
Thanks Mock.
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:33 PM   #48
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Dom, I did attend the draft w/ mock and it was interesting. Now, he did get a better team than he pre-subscribed. But I don't believe his team has the power ranking near ours, per se.
This is the week our power rankings flip flop, man. You're going down!
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:37 PM   #49
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I called this one from the start, dimwits.

Ace . . ..
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:40 PM   #50
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"You are a collosal prick" is my favorite line out of the "windshield-wiper fluid" thread. It was directed at someone Mock did not realize had been trying deperately to agree with him. Best laugh I had in a long time. I can't find the thread. I think it was the one where he tried to nickname Cutler "The Blade".
Thanks Mock.
That was great. I liked how he just of dropped it in one of his posts - sort of tried it out to see how it would be received. I think it was Khan that ruined the whole thing. Just think, twenty years from now, Jay Cutler could be introduced at the Hall of Fame: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce Jay Cutler, the Blade."

But Khan had to ruin it for everyone.

Damn you, Khan! Damn you!
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