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Join Date: Oct 2004
BaconBlaster terrorist repellant
REPEL DEMENTED BOMBERS USING BACON OIL AND SCENT
Swinophobia, the fear of pigs, is a mental disorder that most terrorists have. A healthy blast of BaconBlaster will send them into a panic. The fear of being defiled for life will send them running. If you don't feel comfortable producing a large blast, give a discreet puff and display the label. This will still produce results.
BaconBlaster is a fragrant blast of pig fat molecules, bacon scent and water that causes terrorists to seek spiritual counseling, but is completely harmless for the average user and does not stain clothing. BaconBlaster is a convenient 4 oz. aerosol bottle that fits neatly into a purse or pocket.
To protect a location against terrorists that have Swinophobia, spray BaconBlaster generously onto surfaces to give the area the spiritually satisfying aroma of frying bacon. © 2006
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DISCLAIMER This product is for entertainment purposes only, never for harrassment.
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