The Squiefs Can't Let GO! - The Orange Mane

wolf754life · 08-25-2006, 05:15 PM

The Kansas City Chiefs have left the door open for starting OLT Willie Roaf, who announced his retirement one month ago. "I probably won’t close it until [the 10th game of his season]," GM Carl Peterson said. "I will give him ample opportunity to change his mind. I know what he said, but I also know what he told his agent. His agent thinks that Willie still wants the door open for the opportunity to come back. I’m going to respect that." Roaf is on reserve/did not report and will not count against the 53-man roster because he didn’t participate in training camp. But he will count against the salary cap. Peterson expressed disappointment that Roaf, a 11-time Pro Bowl left tackle, has not returned his phone calls and hasn’t spoken to HC Herm Edwards recently. He also questioned talk that Roaf may wait a year and return in 2007. "Next year would be very difficult," he said. "He’s going to be (37) next year, and to sit out an entire year at that age. But in my mind, Willie can still play and still play at a very high level. I would like to hear from him, personally."

What a Punk Ass Biotch! Move On, the best part is it still counts on the CAP!

Boob is still wearing his 77 jersey waxing poetic! LMAO

Florida_Bronco · 08-25-2006, 05:17 PM

Lame. I also can't believe they are b****ing about Roaf not returning their phone calls...the man said he was DONE, get over it and quit calling him.

crowebomber · 08-25-2006, 05:25 PM

Jeez, let the guy retire and move on! Herm sounds like a friggin telemarketer blowin up his phone! Here's the next article we'll be reading:

"After several unanswered and unreturned phone calls to recently retired OLT Willie Roaf, Chief's coach Herm Edwards has offered a one-year deal to Willie's cousin Steve who happened to be at Willie's mama's house when the phone call came in.

In other news, Edwards has also offered a three year deal to the exhumed corpse of Derrick Thomas in an attempt to shore up the Chiefs' linebacking corps. "

wolf754life · 08-25-2006, 05:33 PM

lmao!

Antilles · 08-25-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Florida_Bronco

Lame. I also can't believe they are b****ing about Roaf not returning their phone calls...the man said he was DONE, get over it and quit calling him.

Forget that. If Roaf had suddenly retired on the Broncos I'd hope shanny would, on a daily basis, back a dump truck full of pizzas and women of ill repute up to his doorstep. Remember when Zim "retired" and Elway went to the Sturgis rally to talk him out of it? You lose a guy like that and you do EVERYTHING you can to change his mind. I think people are nervous Willie WILL eventually change his mind. I know I am.

OrangeShadow · 08-25-2006, 05:36 PM

The chiefs are like the neighbors dog that barks at you everytime you walk up your driveway

Florida_Bronco · 08-25-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Antilles

Forget that. If Roaf had suddenly retired on the Broncos I'd hope shanny would, on a daily basis, back a dump truck full of pizzas and women of ill repute up to his doorstep. Remember when Zim "retired" and Elway went to the Sturgis rally to talk him out of it? You lose a guy like that and you do EVERYTHING you can to change his mind. I think people are nervous Willie WILL eventually change his mind. I know I am.

Very true, but if the guy won't return his phone calls, I think they should back off him for now. IIRC, Zimmerman at least left the door open to returning.

Garcia Bronco · 08-25-2006, 05:45 PM

I still think he's coming back

Dagmar · 08-25-2006, 05:50 PM

Atlas · 08-25-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Antilles

Forget that. If Roaf had suddenly retired on the Broncos I'd hope shanny would, on a daily basis, back a dump truck full of pizzas and women of ill repute up to his doorstep. Remember when Zim "retired" and Elway went to the Sturgis rally to talk him out of it? You lose a guy like that and you do EVERYTHING you can to change his mind. I think people are nervous Willie WILL eventually change his mind. I know I am.

You can send them over to my house if you want!!

Antilles · 08-25-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Atlas

You can send them over to my house if you want!!

how about 17 hotdogs and the Raiderettes?

Crushaholic · 08-25-2006, 06:19 PM

C'mon Carl. Let's go git that big, bad Roaf and MAKE him play for our pathetic team...

Atlas · 08-25-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Antilles

how about 17 hotdogs and the Raiderettes?

Oh yeah. That would be just fine. Tell me when so I can send the old lady shopping.

BroncoBuff · 08-25-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antilles

Forget that. If Roaf had suddenly retired on the Broncos I'd hope shanny would, on a daily basis, back a dump truck full of pizzas and women of ill repute up to his doorstep. Remember when Zim "retired" and Elway went to the Sturgis rally to talk him out of it?

You're right about that with Zim ... good point.

In retrospect, though ... Zim shouldda stuck for ONE more year:

Atlas · 08-25-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

You're right about that with Zim ... good point.

In retrospect, though ... Zim shouldda stuck for ONE more year:

I remember Schlereth after Denver won superbowl XXXIII he was talking about Zim and how he had shoulder problems and he told Schlereth that he didn't need to hang on and he wasn't greedy like Stink wanting to get the repeat. He could leave the game behind rather easily.

sisterhellfyre · 08-25-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crowebomber

In other news, Edwards has also offered a three year deal to the exhumed corpse of Derrick Thomas in an attempt to shore up the Chiefs' linebacking corpse. "

Oh, that's good! Funniest thing I've seen all day. Rep!

Regards,
m.

DomCasual · 08-25-2006, 07:24 PM

I don't know. We did basically the same thing with Gary Zimmerman.

Maybe Kyle Turley can be to the Chefs what Tony Jones was to us?

Sodak · 08-25-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crowebomber

In other news, Edwards has also offered a three year deal to the exhumed corpse of Derrick Thomas in an attempt to shore up the Chiefs' linebacking corps. "

That's harsh.

GreatBronco16 · 08-25-2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sodak

That's harsh.

Yeah, but it is still funnier than ****.

08-25-2006, 05:15 PM	#1
wolf754life Bleed Orange and Blue more scoring + more tackling = $$$ Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,777	The Squiefs Can't Let GO! The Kansas City Chiefs have left the door open for starting OLT Willie Roaf, who announced his retirement one month ago. "I probably won’t close it until [the 10th game of his season]," GM Carl Peterson said. "I will give him ample opportunity to change his mind. I know what he said, but I also know what he told his agent. His agent thinks that Willie still wants the door open for the opportunity to come back. I’m going to respect that." Roaf is on reserve/did not report and will not count against the 53-man roster because he didn’t participate in training camp. But he will count against the salary cap. Peterson expressed disappointment that Roaf, a 11-time Pro Bowl left tackle, has not returned his phone calls and hasn’t spoken to HC Herm Edwards recently. He also questioned talk that Roaf may wait a year and return in 2007. "Next year would be very difficult," he said. "He’s going to be (37) next year, and to sit out an entire year at that age. But in my mind, Willie can still play and still play at a very high level. I would like to hear from him, personally." What a Punk Ass Biotch! Move On, the best part is it still counts on the CAP! Boob is still wearing his 77 jersey waxing poetic! LMAO

08-25-2006, 06:19 PM	#12
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,078	C'mon Carl. Let's go git that big, bad Roaf and MAKE him play for our pathetic team... Last edited by Crushaholic; 03-09-2007 at 12:33 AM..

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08-25-2006, 05:17 PM	#2
Florida_Bronco Got trolls? Welcome to Mile High, Brady! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 13,810 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brady Quinn	Lame. I also can't believe they are b****ing about Roaf not returning their phone calls...the man said he was DONE, get over it and quit calling him.

08-25-2006, 05:25 PM	#3
crowebomber Ring of Famer Old School Sucka Fool Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: P-Town Posts: 1,519 Adopt-a-Bronco: Frank Tripucka	Jeez, let the guy retire and move on! Herm sounds like a friggin telemarketer blowin up his phone! Here's the next article we'll be reading: "After several unanswered and unreturned phone calls to recently retired OLT Willie Roaf, Chief's coach Herm Edwards has offered a one-year deal to Willie's cousin Steve who happened to be at Willie's mama's house when the phone call came in. In other news, Edwards has also offered a three year deal to the exhumed corpse of Derrick Thomas in an attempt to shore up the Chiefs' linebacking corps. "

08-25-2006, 05:33 PM	#4
wolf754life Bleed Orange and Blue more scoring + more tackling = $$$ Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,777	lmao!

08-25-2006, 05:36 PM	#6
OrangeShadow armed and dangerous Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,771	The chiefs are like the neighbors dog that barks at you everytime you walk up your driveway

08-25-2006, 05:45 PM	#8
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 46,001 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	I still think he's coming back

08-25-2006, 05:50 PM	#9
Dagmar ...there ain't no devil ..there's just God when he's drunk. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Morrison Posts: 17,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow

08-25-2006, 07:24 PM	#17
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,211 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	I don't know. We did basically the same thing with Gary Zimmerman. Maybe Kyle Turley can be to the Chefs what Tony Jones was to us?