Warren Sapp - The Orange Mane

watermock · 08-24-2006, 05:02 AM

Heh...would you take in Warren Sapp if he is waived by the Faiders?

Florida_Bronco · 08-24-2006, 06:53 AM

I've hated Sapp since his Miami days, but if Shanahan believes Sapp can help the team, I'm all for it.

NOLA Bronco · 08-24-2006, 07:16 AM

No. He needed to suck oxygen at sea level when he was in college and getting his butt beat by Nebraskas in the 4th quarter (though he played stellar up until then), imagine the oxygen intake it would take in Denver to keep his fat butt breathing. There wouldn't be enough air left for the rest of us.

Plus, I guy and his mouth like Sapp will kill team chemistry. We have leaders and mouths already, we don't need a has-been coming in and crapping on everything.

Atwater · 08-24-2006, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

Heh...would you take in Warren Sapp if he is waived by the Faiders?

Yes I would but only so he could wash all the uniforms and jock straps of course I would only pay him in twinkies.

Orange_Beard · 08-24-2006, 07:52 AM

Man, that is a tough choice.

We need some D-lone help, but Sapp. I am going to wash my hands.

Dagmar · 08-24-2006, 07:59 AM

At the moment, anything Shanny says = good decision.

Bob's your Information Minister · 08-24-2006, 08:10 AM

Sapp is a washed up joke.

Blackened · 08-24-2006, 08:12 AM

Sapp released?

Dagmar · 08-24-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Sapp is a washed up joke.

I bet he doesn't welch on bets...

Rohirrim · 08-24-2006, 09:08 AM

The DTs that are on the Bronco's cut bubble are better than him. Besides, who needs more competition at the buffet table?

BroncoBuff · 08-24-2006, 09:13 AM

Where is the choice:

"No brainless miscreant filth-bucket scum should ever become a Bronco." ?

The Moops · 08-24-2006, 09:14 AM

No, only former Broncos go to the Raiders, not the other way around (except for Shanahan!)

Rohirrim · 08-24-2006, 09:14 AM

IHOP, Part Deux

BroncoBuff · 08-24-2006, 09:14 AM

We shouldda signed "Big Daddy" before the Dolphins did ...

Florida_Bronco · 08-24-2006, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOLA Bronco

No. He needed to suck oxygen at sea level when he was in college and getting his butt beat by Nebraskas in the 4th quarter (though he played stellar up until then), imagine the oxygen intake it would take in Denver to keep his fat butt breathing. There wouldn't be enough air left for the rest of us.

When I lived in Omaha, my next door neighbor had a painting in his living room with Sapp sucking on an oxygen mask while in the background Cory Schlesinger ran for the game winning touchdown.

cutthemdown · 08-24-2006, 09:32 AM

this is a stupid thread

Smiling Assassin27 · 08-24-2006, 09:34 AM

Have we not learned from Tony Dorsett, Andre Reed, Robert Brooks, Jerry Rice, Leon Lett and Marco Coleman? Over the hill/Past their prime retreads are a bad idea. Let the Chiefs make the Sapp mistake. Picking up this fat sack of lard would be an act of desperation--and we are not desperate.

Gcver2ver3 · 08-24-2006, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Florida_Bronco

I've hated Sapp since his Miami days, but if Shanahan believes Sapp can help the team, I'm all for it.

for the league veteran minimum i see no risk involved....

BroncoBuff · 08-24-2006, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutthemdown

this is a stupid thread

Figures ... Sapp is a stupid creature.

Billy Clyde Puckett · 08-24-2006, 11:02 AM

No room on the team plane for his fat azz

watermock · 08-24-2006, 11:12 AM

I just made the poll for amusement.

I just thought him and Rod Smith could become good friends.

I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot electric cattle prod.

DenverBrit · 08-24-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

We shouldda signed "Big Daddy" before the Dolphins did ...

I wondered if the Broncos took a look and passed for some reason. He sure takes up a lot of space and would have allowed Warren more freedom.

DenverBrit · 08-24-2006, 12:11 PM

Sapp?
No way!
If the Faiders cut him then his career must be toast.
No team hangs on to players beyond their 'expiration date' like the Fade.

bendog · 08-24-2006, 12:28 PM

Sign him for the minimum and get IHOP to get him drunk and beat the crap outta him at an IHOP

sisterhellfyre · 08-24-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watermock

Heh...would you take in Warren Sapp if he is waived by the Faiders?

Nope. Not even if played free.

I've always thought that Warren had the perfect last name for his personality.

Regards,
m.

View Poll Results: Would you take Pig Man Sapp if he's released?
Yes, we are short of flavor clowns.	19	25.33%
No, he's washed up.	27	36.00%
Only if he can tie his own shoes.	9	12.00%
We are better than that.	20	26.67%
Voters: 75. You may not vote on this poll

08-24-2006, 05:02 AM	#1
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Warren Sapp Heh...would you take in Warren Sapp if he is waived by the Faiders?

08-24-2006, 09:13 AM	#11
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Where is the choice: "No brainless miscreant filth-bucket scum should ever become a Bronco." ?

08-24-2006, 12:11 PM	#23
DenverBrit Just hanging out. Got a breath mint?? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Denver Posts: 11,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: The Team	Sapp? No way! If the Faiders cut him then his career must be toast. No team hangs on to players beyond their 'expiration date' like the Fade. Last edited by DenverBrit; 08-24-2006 at 12:42 PM..

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08-24-2006, 06:53 AM	#2
Florida_Bronco Got trolls? Welcome to Mile High, Brady! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 13,810 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brady Quinn	I've hated Sapp since his Miami days, but if Shanahan believes Sapp can help the team, I'm all for it.

08-24-2006, 07:16 AM	#3
NOLA Bronco Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Orleans Posts: 798 Adopt-a-Bronco: Shane Swanson	No. He needed to suck oxygen at sea level when he was in college and getting his butt beat by Nebraskas in the 4th quarter (though he played stellar up until then), imagine the oxygen intake it would take in Denver to keep his fat butt breathing. There wouldn't be enough air left for the rest of us. Plus, I guy and his mouth like Sapp will kill team chemistry. We have leaders and mouths already, we don't need a has-been coming in and crapping on everything.

08-24-2006, 07:52 AM	#5
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	Man, that is a tough choice. We need some D-lone help, but Sapp. I am going to wash my hands.

08-24-2006, 07:59 AM	#6
Dagmar ...there ain't no devil ..there's just God when he's drunk. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Morrison Posts: 17,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow	At the moment, anything Shanny says = good decision.

08-24-2006, 08:10 AM	#7
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,920 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Sapp is a washed up joke.

08-24-2006, 08:12 AM	#8
Blackened up the irons Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: House of Thrills Posts: 118	Sapp released?

08-24-2006, 09:08 AM	#10
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,842	The DTs that are on the Bronco's cut bubble are better than him. Besides, who needs more competition at the buffet table?

08-24-2006, 09:14 AM	#12
The Moops Old School Dude Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Princeton, NJ Posts: 1,115 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	No, only former Broncos go to the Raiders, not the other way around (except for Shanahan!)

08-24-2006, 09:32 AM	#16
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,480	this is a stupid thread

08-24-2006, 09:34 AM	#17
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,976 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Have we not learned from Tony Dorsett, Andre Reed, Robert Brooks, Jerry Rice, Leon Lett and Marco Coleman? Over the hill/Past their prime retreads are a bad idea. Let the Chiefs make the Sapp mistake. Picking up this fat sack of lard would be an act of desperation--and we are not desperate.

08-24-2006, 11:02 AM	#20
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	No room on the team plane for his fat azz

08-24-2006, 11:12 AM	#21
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	I just made the poll for amusement. I just thought him and Rod Smith could become good friends. I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot electric cattle prod.

08-24-2006, 12:28 PM	#24
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	Sign him for the minimum and get IHOP to get him drunk and beat the crap outta him at an IHOP