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Chiefs > Broncos
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 25,915
Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!! |
Yeah, that's bull****. How is a concealed weapon going to invite trouble?
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 6,317
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I'm a firm believer in the saying "guns don't kill people, people kill people". Sure they make it a little easier on the attacker, but if they have the desire to truely do harm to another person, they'll do it. Whether it's with a gun, knife... whatever.
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Scottsdale
Posts: 8,669
Adopt-a-Bronco: TEBOW |
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24/7 Broncos
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 49,697
Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning |
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That's ancient knowledge... Live by the sword, die by the sword. I don't begrude anyone to carry a weapon. I'm just not that paranoid, so I can't relate. |
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Tampons are for pussies
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'Nam
Posts: 1,796
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I carry my johnson and it's loaded with baby gravy - watch out for the eye shot! Splat!
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 31,895
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I'm trying to learn how to kill with my mind. A lot of people are going to be ****ed when I perfect the technique.
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Single-Malt
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Stuttgart
Posts: 1,064
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I never carry any weapons. When I was younger, in my teens, I carried a Balisong with me. But I never got pro training with it, and the way I see it.. unless you are really good with a weapon, don't carry it..your attacker might just use it against you. I never get into trouble anyway. There might be some situations where tensions flare up, with some drunk idiots at some festivals for example, but I never needed more than my fists.
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studio gangster
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: chicahhgo
Posts: 652
Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Momma |
I think Bob owns this thread so far. Hahahhahaah lightsaber
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studio gangster
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: chicahhgo
Posts: 652
Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Momma |
Scenario: John is at the bar getting trashed after a great day at work, bragging to Dan about his new piece he's carrying for protection against "nutjobs." Dan's got a new piece too. They begin talking about them, comparing, and getting into an enthusiastic discussion. John spills his drink on Dan, Dan gets pissed off. The argument escalates. Eventually Dan pulls out his brand new nine and lets one slip into John. John dies and Dan goes to jail for carrying a concealed weapon and for aggravated murder.
Oops - better to have it and not need it, right..? |
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Chiefs > Broncos
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 25,915
Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!! |
Only a moron talks about his piece in a bar.
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studio gangster
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: chicahhgo
Posts: 652
Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Momma |
Touche, but in the opinion of many, only a moron carries a piece on their person, against the law, on the off chance that someone violently attacks them on the street.
Many here seem to be quite proud of their shiny little guns, don't you think it's decent conversation? We're having one right now on the internet, you don't think it'd happen in a more social setting? |
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The Enigma Prognosis
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Maryland
Posts: 17,925
Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci |
No one messes with me, im packed to the hilt everyday.
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 6,317
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,709
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A concealed weapon is an inanimate object that has no psychic powers of invitation. Lack of critical thinking invites trouble. |
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The Enigma Prognosis
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Maryland
Posts: 17,925
Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci |
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Shhhh, its a secret. ![]() |
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Earth
Posts: 9,702
Adopt-a-Bronco: Elvis |
my brain.
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Fan of the home team
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Durango, Colorado
Posts: 12,107
Adopt-a-Bronco: Mark Schlereth |
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Last edited by Odysseus; 08-05-2006 at 06:46 AM.. |
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I WANT DEFENSE!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Always Hoping
Posts: 11,648
Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense |
I go to the gym twice a week and keep in shape. That's it, plus I stay aware. Being a woman I'm going to do the same thing as Mtnbronco, I'm going to nail that sucker with my foot and then I'm going to use every cheap shot a woman is allowed to use, nails, vital points, rib and eye shots and if those don't work, it must be my time. I will never get in a car with some guy holding a gun on me, I will let him kill me first.
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I'm Jack Bauer!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Iowa
Posts: 3,577
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Like Mtn and Gunns, yep a nice swift kick and a gauge to the eyes......but I also have pepper spray, but i'm sure by now it's outta date and mainly now used to find my keys in my purse..
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Fan of the home team
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Durango, Colorado
Posts: 12,107
Adopt-a-Bronco: Mark Schlereth |
How to kick a man in the jimmy:
Rule #1: a proper snap kick or you are toast. Do not leave your leg hanging. A leg hanging in the air can lead to a break, a sweep, a reverse or just a shreadded knee. Practice primary, secondary, and tertiary targets. Rule #2: If your leg gets grabbed you better have a plan B. Any move is just like a gun. If you don't practice you are making up stuff. Rule #3: Most men expect this especially bad guys. It comes down to smarts and timing. |
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Hokie since 1993
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 45,987
Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson |
I carry a 357 snub...it was my Dad's...and it's about 25 years old
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A verbis ad verbera
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Long Beach
Posts: 32,424
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A verbis ad verbera
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Long Beach
Posts: 32,424
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i carry 2 fists and a can of whoop ass. I can't carry a gun because I have a temper and here in LA I would end up shooting someone for sure.
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Charlottesville VA
Posts: 3,304
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Really bad b.o.. it seems to work as I am always alone and crying. Broncs rule. Oh... and a neck knife.
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Got trolls?
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 13,810
Adopt-a-Bronco: Brady Quinn |
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