What weapon do you carry? - Page 2 - The Orange Mane

-Slap- · 08-04-2006, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by quiettiger

Dude that thing would just get squished in Iraq.

They have bugs over named "SHIAT!" and "What the heck is that frigging thing!" and "ARRRGH! Get it off me!"

They spit blood out of their eyes and if it gets on you, you go insane.

watermock · 08-04-2006, 11:27 PM

You probably made the watch list for those tweezers. You should of known better. Airport security is so clueless it's rediculous. Did they really confiscate your manicure bag as some sort of bomb making kit Tred?

BroncoBuff · 08-04-2006, 11:29 PM

Wit and Wisdom are my Weapons of choice ....

Know where I can get any?

Pendejo · 08-04-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by -Slap-

I carry seven of these poisonous attack lizards on my person at all times.

They are as loyal as they are lethal.

Are those the lizards that give you the ebola virus if you lick their eye balls?

Clockwork Orange · 08-04-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tredici

I used to carry nail clippers, but have been forced to surrend them in the terrorist check at the airport. They also confiscated my nail scissors and tweezers. So now, I'm virtually defenseless and cannot threaten to inflict a bad manicure on any would be evil doer.

If it came right down to it, at least we know that you've got your fingernails.

Spider · 08-04-2006, 11:33 PM

I dont carry anything .I used to use Brass knuckles , quick effective easy to conceal , do alot of damage ..............

-Slap- · 08-04-2006, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pendejo

Are those the lizards that give you the ebola virus if you lick their eye balls?

No, but these guys carry the salmonella virus in their eyeballs.

Laugh now, because you won't think its funny after a week of runny ****s.

-Slap- · 08-04-2006, 11:39 PM

What you should do, and this goes for everybody, whenever you go anywhere, walk up on the biggest, meanest looking guy in the room and kick his ass. That sets the tone and then nobody else will mess with you.

baja · 08-04-2006, 11:41 PM

And then eat 50 hard boiled eggs

Clockwork Orange · 08-04-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by -Slap-

What you should do, and this goes for everybody, whenever you go anywhere, walk up on the biggest, meanest looking guy in the room and kick his ass. That sets the tone and then nobody else will mess with you.

But what if you are the biggest, meanest looking guy in the room?

Taco John · 08-04-2006, 11:44 PM

I have a theory that my odds of being killed by a gun increase if I carry a gun. So far, my theory has held up 100% of the time. I don't carry a gun, and I've never been shot at.

DomCasual · 08-04-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

But what if you are the biggest, meanest looking guy in the room?

Then you're obviously not in the room with Tedy Bruschi.

DomCasual · 08-04-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

I have a theory that my odds of being killed by a gun increase if I carry a gun. So far, my theory has held up 100% of the time. I don't carry a gun, and I've never been shot at.

Man, that's deep.

Dukes · 08-04-2006, 11:47 PM

I have to carry a M-16 around at all time while in Iraq. I'll be turning that in next May though. I'm thinking of getting a .45 Glock sometime this year. Oh and my pump action 12 gauge that pheasants are terrified of.

-Slap- · 08-04-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

But what if you are the biggest, meanest looking guy in the room?

I know it sounds crazy, but you have to kick your own ass. You really have to let yourself have it, too.

DomCasual · 08-04-2006, 11:48 PM

I don't mean to come across as offensive at all, but you guys are a bunch of damn rednecks.

baja · 08-04-2006, 11:50 PM

Who you callin redneck

Clockwork Orange · 08-04-2006, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

I don't mean to come across as offensive at all, but you guys are a bunch of damn rednecks.

Hey, I've got all my teeth, I just keep some of them in my pocket.

Taco John · 08-04-2006, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ICON

We live in times now where sometimes we cannot feel safe on our own streets. Where as some of you can handle yourselves just fine, not all of us are good fighters or physically strong. Or we all realise that many of the cowards that cause trouble, will only ever do so in packs like animals, and we would stand little chance against 3+.

Holy cow! Where do you live? Sound like a living hell!

Taco John · 08-04-2006, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by -Slap-

I know it sounds crazy, but you have to kick your own ass. You really have to let yourself have it, too.

I think I saw a movie about this once.

SportinOne · 08-04-2006, 11:52 PM

i dont carry a weapon nor do i ever intend to.

there's absolutely no reason, other than the off chance that you are held at gun point, or someone tries mugging you. But even if you're held at gunpoint, are you really gonna go reaching for a gun and risk getting shot?

The chances of a situation occuring that would require you to have a weapon for your survival are probably as good as (insert random natural disaster here).

Clockwork Orange · 08-04-2006, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

I think I saw a movie about this once.

"I'm gettin' bad. You better get bad, Jack. You don't get bad, you get ****ed."

Atwater · 08-04-2006, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

I carry my foot. I'm sure most people that would attack me would be men, so if I ever get in that kind of trouble, I'm hoping I can get off a well aimed kicked to the junk.

Thats the best weapon right there .

Bob's your Information Minister · 08-04-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheChamp

i dont carry a weapon nor do i ever intend to.

there's absolutely no reason

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Rock Chalk · 08-04-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Orange_Beard

Carrying a weapon invites trouble.

If you say so.

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08-04-2006, 11:27 PM	#27
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	You probably made the watch list for those tweezers. You should of known better. Airport security is so clueless it's rediculous. Did they really confiscate your manicure bag as some sort of bomb making kit Tred?

08-04-2006, 11:29 PM	#28
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Wit and Wisdom are my Weapons of choice .... Know where I can get any?

08-04-2006, 11:33 PM	#31
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I dont carry anything .I used to use Brass knuckles , quick effective easy to conceal , do alot of damage ..............

08-04-2006, 11:39 PM	#33
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	What you should do, and this goes for everybody, whenever you go anywhere, walk up on the biggest, meanest looking guy in the room and kick his ass. That sets the tone and then nobody else will mess with you.

08-04-2006, 11:41 PM	#34
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,929 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	And then eat 50 hard boiled eggs

08-04-2006, 11:44 PM	#36
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I have a theory that my odds of being killed by a gun increase if I carry a gun. So far, my theory has held up 100% of the time. I don't carry a gun, and I've never been shot at.

08-04-2006, 11:47 PM	#39
Dukes Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,317	I have to carry a M-16 around at all time while in Iraq. I'll be turning that in next May though. I'm thinking of getting a .45 Glock sometime this year. Oh and my pump action 12 gauge that pheasants are terrified of.

08-04-2006, 11:48 PM	#41
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,173 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	I don't mean to come across as offensive at all, but you guys are a bunch of damn rednecks.

08-04-2006, 11:50 PM	#42
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,929 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	Who you callin redneck

08-04-2006, 11:52 PM	#46
SportinOne Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,422	i dont carry a weapon nor do i ever intend to. there's absolutely no reason, other than the off chance that you are held at gun point, or someone tries mugging you. But even if you're held at gunpoint, are you really gonna go reaching for a gun and risk getting shot? The chances of a situation occuring that would require you to have a weapon for your survival are probably as good as (insert random natural disaster here).