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Sideburn · 08-28-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

Damnit, haven't you forgotten about that yet?

It was like 2 years ago...almost! Forget already!

Apparently your ass breaking will go down in infamy. How have you been btw?

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 05:19 PM

Infamy...sheesh. I wish it could have been something much less make-funnable.

I've been ok....how bout you? Since you like to take these loooooong hiatus' from the board.

Hotrod · 08-28-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

You could have her try the most God awful thing in the world to get labor going. Good ol castor oil. It's so revolting, she'll throw the baby up and not have to worry about the rest of it.

Actually, it's a bad thing to do. I tried it myself and earned a labor that was absolute hell because the castor oil gives you such bad diarrhea that your body is too tired to have contractions.

I'm sure you know about the nipple stimulation and of course about sex. Obviously you know about that last part, it's why you're in this situation.

The nipple thing can work though!

those are all good but Taco dont try all 3 at the same time

Blueflame · 08-28-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

Same with mine too. They say if you don't go into labor within 24 hours of your water breaking, its very dangerous. As soon as your water breaks, everything in there is open to bacteria.

Yeah, once it happens, there's a lot of stuff you can't do... even taking a bath (like you said, 'cause of the risk of infection).

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

You could have her try the most God awful thing in the world to get labor going. Good ol castor oil. It's so revolting, she'll throw the baby up and not have to worry about the rest of it.

Actually, it's a bad thing to do. I tried it myself and earned a labor that was absolute hell because the castor oil gives you such bad diarrhea that your body is too tired to have contractions.

I'm sure you know about the nipple stimulation and of course about sex Obviously you know about that last part, it's why you're in this situation. The nipple thing can work though!

How much castor oil did you take, MT? I've always heard that one tablespoon was safe... if the baby's ready, that will start things; if not, it will just clean out your system a little.

smalltowngrll · 08-28-2006, 05:57 PM

They told me that going on walks helped bring on labor....so I walked and walked and walked (more like waddled)....yep, she came 8 days late!!

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

Yeah, once it happens, there's a lot of stuff you can't do... even taking a bath (like you said, 'cause of the risk of infection).

How much castor oil did you take, MT? I've always heard that one tablespoon was safe... if the baby's ready, that will start things; if not, it will just clean out your system a little.

Oh it's funny NOW. It wasn't at the time. She wasn't ready to be born and I shouldn't even have been messing with it. Actually when she was born, they said she tested out to be a 37 weeker.

I was 6 days from my due date and I was sick of being pregnant.

I took 4 whole horrid, gagging ounces of that crap. I've never had such a horrible disaster. It was so bad that when the diarrhea hit for like the 28th time, I could see an oil slick in the toilet! Consequently I was pooped out ( literally ) that by the time that horror had dragged on for 20 hours, I just quit having contractions. I wish I could take that back and just let things be. It probably would have gone just as fast as my son came. ( 3 hours. )

Blueflame · 08-28-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

Oh it's funny NOW. It wasn't at the time. She wasn't ready to be born and I shouldn't even have been messing with it. Actually when she was born, they said she tested out to be a 37 weeker.

I was 6 days from my due date and I was sick of being pregnant.

I took 4 whole horrid, gagging ounces of that crap. I've never had such a horrible disaster. It was so bad that when the diarrhea hit for like the 28th time, I could see an oil slick in the toilet! Consequently I was pooped out ( literally ) that by the time that horror had dragged on for 20 hours, I just quit having contractions. I wish I could take that back and just let things be. It probably would have gone just as fast as my son came. ( 3 hours. )

I can definitely relate...I was always sick of being pregnant through the last few weeks too. Heartburn was something I was constantly dealing with.

4 ounces of castor oil would definitely bring on severe diarrhea..... that would be equal to a quarter cup. I'm surprised you got it down and held it down. Wow. Yeah, it sounds like it was a miserable experience.

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 07:08 PM

Some jerk told me to put it in OJ. Haven't really cared for OJ since. I thought 8 oz. was a cup? All I know is that it was a lot and I kept gagging trying to keep it down.

Blueflame · 08-28-2006, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

Some jerk told me to put it in OJ. Haven't really cared for OJ since. I thought 8 oz. was a cup? All I know is that it was a lot and I kept gagging trying to keep it down.

You're right... 4 ounces would be a half cup (brain fart

). You probably would have been better off taking the castor oil straight up... like a shot and then chase it with the OJ.

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 07:32 PM

If ever faced with taking that stuff again, I'd sooner jump off the nearest cliff.

Saddletramp · 08-28-2006, 07:35 PM

Uh TJ your wife killed ya yet?

Blueflame · 08-28-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

If ever faced with taking that stuff again, I'd sooner jump off the nearest cliff.

Oh, I hear ya... that stuff is nasty.... downright vile....

Saddletramp · 08-29-2006, 08:34 PM

uh TJ you still with us??

Taco John · 08-29-2006, 11:02 PM

*sigh*

Sassy · 08-29-2006, 11:24 PM

Awww....

Didn't you try walking or sex?

Sorry...tough, long wait...

Popps · 08-30-2006, 05:11 AM

Chinese Chicken Salad!

... or so they say.

Orange_Beard · 08-30-2006, 08:02 AM

Take her to Red Lobster.

Hotrod · 08-30-2006, 01:33 PM

Hey Taco if your not doing anything could you stop by and ask the soda lady whos gonna start in the Denver backfield?

gunns · 08-30-2006, 02:39 PM

Just don't ever say "nothing yet".

Saddletramp · 08-30-2006, 07:18 PM

Hang in there man. It can be a long road espically when it is something you really want. Keep praying.

Jana® · 08-30-2006, 11:43 PM

Good luck Taco!

And yeah, dont have sex and have her take Castor Oil at the same time.. you'll end up with a mess on your hands...

Taco John · 08-31-2006, 02:48 AM

Thanks everybody...

On Thursday, August 31st at 11:45pm, my wife and I are being admitted into the hospital, where she will then begin the process of birth induction. With any luck, on September 1st, my son will be born.

Pezman · 08-31-2006, 02:50 AM

Prayers for a quick and otherwise uneventful birth filled with joy and happiness to you TJ! We will be on standby waiting to celebrate your good news as soon as it comes!

Dr. Broncenstein · 08-31-2006, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

Thanks everybody...

On Thursday, August 31st at 11:45pm, my wife and I are being admitted into the hospital, where she will then begin the process of birth induction. With any luck, on September 1st, my son will be born.

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gunns · 08-31-2006, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

Thanks everybody...

On Thursday, August 31st at 11:45pm, my wife and I are being admitted into the hospital, where she will then begin the process of birth induction. With any luck, on September 1st, my son will be born.

Your wife must be so relieved.....and you too. You should be on cloud nine by September 1st. Prayers for an easy birth (and an epidural) for all of you.

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08-28-2006, 05:19 PM	#77
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Infamy...sheesh. I wish it could have been something much less make-funnable. I've been ok....how bout you? Since you like to take these loooooong hiatus' from the board.

08-28-2006, 05:57 PM	#80
smalltowngrll Orange Blue Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bend, OR Posts: 8,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh	They told me that going on walks helped bring on labor....so I walked and walked and walked (more like waddled)....yep, she came 8 days late!!

08-28-2006, 07:08 PM	#83
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Some jerk told me to put it in OJ. Haven't really cared for OJ since. I thought 8 oz. was a cup? All I know is that it was a lot and I kept gagging trying to keep it down.

08-28-2006, 07:32 PM	#85
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	If ever faced with taking that stuff again, I'd sooner jump off the nearest cliff.

08-28-2006, 07:35 PM	#86
Saddletramp >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,586	Uh TJ your wife killed ya yet?

08-29-2006, 08:34 PM	#88
Saddletramp >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,586	uh TJ you still with us??

08-29-2006, 11:02 PM	#89
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,742 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	sigh

08-29-2006, 11:24 PM	#90
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Awww.... Didn't you try walking or sex? Sorry...tough, long wait...

08-30-2006, 05:11 AM	#91
Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,792	Chinese Chicken Salad! ... or so they say.

08-30-2006, 08:02 AM	#92
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	Take her to Red Lobster.

08-30-2006, 01:33 PM	#93
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Hey Taco if your not doing anything could you stop by and ask the soda lady whos gonna start in the Denver backfield?

08-30-2006, 02:39 PM	#94
gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 11,733 Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense	Just don't ever say "nothing yet".

08-30-2006, 11:43 PM	#96
Jana® World's cutest Bronco Fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere but here! Posts: 1,399 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ed McCaffrey ;)	Good luck Taco! And yeah, dont have sex and have her take Castor Oil at the same time.. you'll end up with a mess on your hands...

08-31-2006, 02:48 AM	#97
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,742 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	Thanks everybody... On Thursday, August 31st at 11:45pm, my wife and I are being admitted into the hospital, where she will then begin the process of birth induction. With any luck, on September 1st, my son will be born.