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BroncoBuff · 08-24-2006, 01:43 PM

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT ... August 27 ... 5:20 pm PDT.

During the game ...

Taco John · 08-24-2006, 08:01 PM

The psychic lady at Costco said that my wife's water will break tonight at about 3am and that we'll have our boy within the next two days. We were astounded. This lady was behind the soda sample counter and just started laying it all on us. She got the details right about him being a big boy.

I don't know if the psychic soda lady is right, but I hope so!

Hogan11 · 08-24-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

The psychic lady at Costco said that my wife's water will break tonight at about 3am and that we'll have our boy within the next two days. We were astounded. This lady was behind the soda sample counter and just started laying it all on us. She got the details right about him being a big boy.

I don't know if the psychic soda lady is right, but I hope so!

Yeah well...what does she say about the Broncos upcoming season??

Orange_Beard · 08-24-2006, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

The psychic lady at Costco said that my wife's water will break tonight at about 3am and that we'll have our boy within the next two days. We were astounded. This lady was behind the soda sample counter and just started laying it all on us. She got the details right about him being a big boy.

I don't know if the psychic soda lady is right, but I hope so!

**** that is funny, did she have a tip jar?

Orange_Beard · 08-24-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

The psychic lady at Costco said that my wife's water will break tonight at about 3am and that we'll have our boy within the next two days. We were astounded. This lady was behind the soda sample counter and just started laying it all on us. She got the details right about him being a big boy.

I don't know if the psychic soda lady is right, but I hope so!

Put some plastic down on the bed.

My wifes' broke on the living room floor. Thankfully they are wooden floors.

Orange_Beard · 08-24-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bendog

Ours was a week early, of course we'd had a few drinks the night before .....

Mine was on the due date. That only happens 4% of the time.

theAPAOps5 · 08-24-2006, 10:46 PM

3:00am Friday morning 8/25/2006 you will be awaken by a gentle tap and in a groggy state you will blurt out, "This ones for John!" That is my guess. Also let me say congratulations! I got married June 3rd and the wife and I want to wait until next summer but man every time I am around kids that urge kicks in!

gunns · 08-25-2006, 08:02 AM

Well

?

If her water did break last night she better have it sooner than two days. Here's hoping for your wifes sake TJ.

Mtbrncofn · 08-25-2006, 10:31 AM

No baby yet?!! Come on, baby....quit being so stubborn!

Hotrod · 08-25-2006, 10:41 AM

Ya whats the hold up here the soda lady is hardly ever wrong.

Taco John · 08-25-2006, 07:48 PM

Stupid psychic soda ***** ...

Orange_Beard · 08-28-2006, 09:17 AM

Any updates?

You should take her back to the Soda lady today.

sutoazul · 08-28-2006, 09:26 AM

lol.... that's funny that soda b****!!

My sister hasn't had hers yet. This is killing meeeee. C'mon on out pleaaaasseeeee.

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 11:08 AM

Seriously, no baby?!! Geez, that's a stubborn one there. Poor Mrs. TJ, she has to be going nuts!

Taco John · 08-28-2006, 11:11 AM

What about me!? I'm going nuts! She took the day off!

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 11:35 AM

Ok...poor TJ too. Better?

Since your loooooong awaited kiddo is taking his time, I'll pass on a word of forewarning. Since he's overdue, he probably won't have much vernix on him and within a week, his skin will probably start to peel a bit. Nothing serious at all, just something I freaked about when my son was born.

Crushaholic · 08-28-2006, 12:15 PM

I freely admit I don't know anything about childbirth, but wouldn't it have happened by now if TJ's wife's water broke 4 or 5 days ago? Ladies, help me out...

Blueflame · 08-28-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Crushaholic

I freely admit I don't know anything about childbirth, but wouldn't it have happened by now if TJ's wife's water broke 4 or 5 days ago? Ladies, help me out...

Usually it does, Crush. With mine, that particular event always meant the baby arrived within a matter of hours. I don't think that's happened yet with TJ's son, though.

Taco John · 08-28-2006, 01:30 PM

No water has broken yet... Though my wife asked me to hand her a bottled water that she put in the fridge, and I threw it against the ground in psuedo-voodoo effigy to her water breaking. It bounced off the ground. I picked it up and handed it to her.

Attempt: unsuccessful.

Sideburn · 08-28-2006, 03:13 PM

Hey Teej, you should set up a fog machine in the delivery room and play some form of pump em up music. Maybe even get some lazer lights moving around. Make it look like a players entrance at the U. The boy might come out then, I heard that's what Ray Lewis's father did...worked for them.

Edit: Of course he could form some sort of issue with walking down a tunnel, also like Lewis.

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

Usually it does, Crush. With mine, that particular event always meant the baby arrived within a matter of hours. I don't think that's happened yet with TJ's son, though.

Same with mine too. They say if you don't go into labor within 24 hours of your water breaking, its very dangerous. As soon as your water breaks, everything in there is open to bacteria.

Hotrod · 08-28-2006, 04:49 PM

When your finally ready I'll give you Hotrods secret to lets say getting the ball rolling....

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 05:02 PM

You could have her try the most God awful thing in the world to get labor going. Good ol castor oil. It's so revolting, she'll throw the baby up and not have to worry about the rest of it.

Actually, it's a bad thing to do. I tried it myself and earned a labor that was absolute hell because the castor oil gives you such bad diarrhea that your body is too tired to have contractions.

I'm sure you know about the nipple stimulation and of course about sex. Obviously you know about that last part, it's why you're in this situation.

The nipple thing can work though!

Sideburn · 08-28-2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mtbrncofn

You could have her try the most God awful thing in the world to get labor going. Good ol castor oil. It's so revolting, she'll throw the baby up and not have to worry about the rest of it.

Actually, it's a bad thing to do. I tried it myself and earned a labor that was absolute hell because the castor oil gives you such bad diarrhea that your body is too tired to have contractions.

Is this how you broke your ass?

Mtbrncofn · 08-28-2006, 05:07 PM

Damnit, haven't you forgotten about that yet?

It was like 2 years ago...almost! Forget already!

08-25-2006, 08:02 AM	#58
gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 11,652 Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense	Well? If her water did break last night she better have it sooner than two days. Here's hoping for your wifes sake TJ.

08-28-2006, 03:13 PM	#70
Sideburn Thanks for the memories Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,389	Hey Teej, you should set up a fog machine in the delivery room and play some form of pump em up music. Maybe even get some lazer lights moving around. Make it look like a players entrance at the U. The boy might come out then, I heard that's what Ray Lewis's father did...worked for them. Edit: Of course he could form some sort of issue with walking down a tunnel, also like Lewis. __________________ The 2004 Neck Pony Nation / Orangemane Fantasy Football Champion Sideburn's Evil Head Brigade (14-1)

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08-24-2006, 01:43 PM	#51
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	THIS SUNDAY NIGHT ... August 27 ... 5:20 pm PDT. During the game ...

08-24-2006, 08:01 PM	#52
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	The psychic lady at Costco said that my wife's water will break tonight at about 3am and that we'll have our boy within the next two days. We were astounded. This lady was behind the soda sample counter and just started laying it all on us. She got the details right about him being a big boy. I don't know if the psychic soda lady is right, but I hope so!

08-24-2006, 10:46 PM	#57
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,057 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	3:00am Friday morning 8/25/2006 you will be awaken by a gentle tap and in a groggy state you will blurt out, "This ones for John!" That is my guess. Also let me say congratulations! I got married June 3rd and the wife and I want to wait until next summer but man every time I am around kids that urge kicks in!

08-25-2006, 10:31 AM	#59
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	No baby yet?!! Come on, baby....quit being so stubborn!

08-25-2006, 10:41 AM	#60
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Ya whats the hold up here the soda lady is hardly ever wrong.

08-25-2006, 07:48 PM	#61
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	Stupid psychic soda ***** ...

08-28-2006, 09:17 AM	#62
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	Any updates? You should take her back to the Soda lady today.

08-28-2006, 09:26 AM	#63
sutoazul Independently Owned Go Broncos!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,512 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	lol.... that's funny that soda b****!! My sister hasn't had hers yet. This is killing meeeee. C'mon on out pleaaaasseeeee.

08-28-2006, 11:08 AM	#64
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Seriously, no baby?!! Geez, that's a stubborn one there. Poor Mrs. TJ, she has to be going nuts!

08-28-2006, 11:11 AM	#65
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	What about me!? I'm going nuts! She took the day off!

08-28-2006, 11:35 AM	#66
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Ok...poor TJ too. Better? Since your loooooong awaited kiddo is taking his time, I'll pass on a word of forewarning. Since he's overdue, he probably won't have much vernix on him and within a week, his skin will probably start to peel a bit. Nothing serious at all, just something I freaked about when my son was born.

08-28-2006, 12:15 PM	#67
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,041	I freely admit I don't know anything about childbirth, but wouldn't it have happened by now if TJ's wife's water broke 4 or 5 days ago? Ladies, help me out...

08-28-2006, 01:30 PM	#69
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	No water has broken yet... Though my wife asked me to hand her a bottled water that she put in the fridge, and I threw it against the ground in psuedo-voodoo effigy to her water breaking. It bounced off the ground. I picked it up and handed it to her. Attempt: unsuccessful.

08-28-2006, 04:49 PM	#72
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	When your finally ready I'll give you Hotrods secret to lets say getting the ball rolling....

08-28-2006, 05:02 PM	#73
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	You could have her try the most God awful thing in the world to get labor going. Good ol castor oil. It's so revolting, she'll throw the baby up and not have to worry about the rest of it. Actually, it's a bad thing to do. I tried it myself and earned a labor that was absolute hell because the castor oil gives you such bad diarrhea that your body is too tired to have contractions. I'm sure you know about the nipple stimulation and of course about sex. Obviously you know about that last part, it's why you're in this situation. The nipple thing can work though!

08-28-2006, 05:07 PM	#75
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Damnit, haven't you forgotten about that yet? It was like 2 years ago...almost! Forget already!