J.C. Thread - The Orange Mane

Vegas_Bronco · 08-01-2006, 10:10 PM

For those of you who don't believe:

1) Mayan calendar has the world ending in 2012 - that would be Jay Cutler's 6(and on the 7th day he rested) the year in the league and he will most likely attain 'icon' status and a SB win.

2) Jay Cutler, with good health, will be the 8th qb since Elway to start for the Broncos. The number 8 is significant as it represents the symbol for eternity in theology.

3) Jay is from freaking Santa Claus Indiana - Santa and Jesus are connected by the big day - Christmas, the most celebrated holiday of the year.

4) John (the Baptized) was sent before J.C. - fact. John Elway before J.C.?

5) Satan tempted J.C. and he overcame the father of all lies. BVP (Satan II) took J.C. to Vegas and he too...

6) Jesus was sent to teach the toughest religious finatics on the earth at the time - the Jews. J.C. was sent to Denver the toughest qb finatics on earth.

If you have any others feel free to post them here. This thread is meant to assist our fellow brothers in believing that #6 really is J.C.

Taco John · 08-01-2006, 10:12 PM

I told you guys Plummer was the anti-Christ...

ward63 · 08-01-2006, 10:15 PM

Vegas...how long did it take you to come up w/this? We've all known this for a whil enow.

Broncoman13 · 08-01-2006, 10:16 PM

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Vegas_Bronco · 08-01-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OSKIE

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That's what a lot of Jews said to Christ dude!

I just posted it for fun, nothing else but fun.

Bob's your Information Minister · 08-01-2006, 10:26 PM

Jesus Christ was tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

Jay Cutler will be tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

Bob's your Information Minister · 08-01-2006, 10:27 PM

Does this mean Jay Cutler is going to retire when he's 33?

ward63 · 08-01-2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Jesus Christ was tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

Jay Cutler will be tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

Might be tortured, but they still won't tackle him.

12th man · 08-01-2006, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Jesus Christ was tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

Jay Cutler will be tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

Jay Cutler tortured by a Chiefs secondary? I doubt it.

08-01-2006, 10:10 PM	#1
Vegas_Bronco Ring of Famer Fear is a lack of preparation. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 63 Yards Out Posts: 4,023 Adopt-a-Bronco: 1 Elam 1	J.C. Thread For those of you who don't believe: 1) Mayan calendar has the world ending in 2012 - that would be Jay Cutler's 6(and on the 7th day he rested) the year in the league and he will most likely attain 'icon' status and a SB win. 2) Jay Cutler, with good health, will be the 8th qb since Elway to start for the Broncos. The number 8 is significant as it represents the symbol for eternity in theology. 3) Jay is from freaking Santa Claus Indiana - Santa and Jesus are connected by the big day - Christmas, the most celebrated holiday of the year. 4) John (the Baptized) was sent before J.C. - fact. John Elway before J.C.? 5) Satan tempted J.C. and he overcame the father of all lies. BVP (Satan II) took J.C. to Vegas and he too... 6) Jesus was sent to teach the toughest religious finatics on the earth at the time - the Jews. J.C. was sent to Denver the toughest qb finatics on earth. If you have any others feel free to post them here. This thread is meant to assist our fellow brothers in believing that #6 really is J.C.

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08-01-2006, 10:12 PM	#2
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I told you guys Plummer was the anti-Christ...

08-01-2006, 10:15 PM	#3
ward63 The Burner Returner Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,160 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quincy Morgan	Vegas...how long did it take you to come up w/this? We've all known this for a whil enow.

08-01-2006, 10:16 PM	#4
Broncoman13 Broncoholic JT #80 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Colorado Posts: 16,961 Adopt-a-Bronco: Orange Julius	Dumb-da-dum-dum-DUMBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbb

08-01-2006, 10:26 PM	#6
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Jesus Christ was tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet. Jay Cutler will be tortured by some dudes with red on their helmet.

08-01-2006, 10:27 PM	#7
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Does this mean Jay Cutler is going to retire when he's 33?