Amish Insemination Poll - Guys only - Page 2 - The Orange Mane

barters · 06-18-2006, 01:03 PM

When I was travelling America we were on a train that left Denver

and went to Chicago, anyway, some Amish people got on and came sat near me. It was ****ing horrible, they were literally the worst smelling people I've ever come across. I was nearly wretching at the smell.

That's a resounding no!

Odysseus · 06-19-2006, 06:33 AM

It gives a new meaning to pole barn.

I don't know. One 10 or as many 5's as I could get my hands on? Hmmm. Do they provide medical? How do you put this on a resume? Amish pimp daddy?

I think it would be sad having all these Amish women crying and writing me saying that Sven just isn't hitting it the same way.

What if Olga shows up on my doorstep years later proclaiming her undying love? Am I going to Amish hell? I guess that wouldn't be so bad. Where would it be? Detroit?

The Amish men would thank me. These chics would smell better, look better and know how to work their assets better.

I wonder how much I could make from the pictures on the Internet? Amish chics gone wild!

anthonypacino · 06-19-2006, 08:05 AM

this is great! I think I would do it, why not? everyone is happy in this situation, even if they are ugly, you "man duties" still happen. I think the only thing that would not allow for equipment to work would be if they were hairy...everywhere, I understand the girls "stubble" on her legs in-between shavings but if her body has gone untouched by a razor for life, to me there is a big difference from crawling into the sack with a ugly broad and a wookie.

Old Dude · 06-19-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Saddletramp

I am trying to decide if you are serious.

And, what would you do, Old Dude?

I don't know. I never really thought about it.

KipCorrington25 · 06-19-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Dude

Hutterite Hotties.

I've done worse...

broncofan · 06-21-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by REB

How hot is she?

What's it matter? They don't have any lights anyway...

Saddletramp · 06-21-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BMF Bronco

There are Huuterite colonies up here in Montucky and they actually do this. Up in Great Falls a couple of my buddies got asked by the leader of the colony to go out there and help them out. I fortunately was never approached.

Now when I was over at Great Falls, Hardin, etc. I actually saw a couple Huuts that were not that bad. Of course I was on wheat harvest and well.........

Bronco Yoda · 06-24-2006, 10:50 AM

Do you get to wear one of them funny hats and a fake beard?

I could use a new shed. They build great barns. Though barn size might be overkill for me.

Is hand-crafted wood furniture included in this deal?

I take it you have to be of the lighter skin persuasion? Green won't cut it then?

Odysseus · 06-24-2006, 02:55 PM

Amish charm school and etiquette college. Insemination while you wait.

Guaranteed 24 hour turn around. I'll have your little Helga out there working the hogs in no time.

Martha you'll have to step out of line. Don't worry you'll get the normal insemination process but we need to take you to this completely dark room where no natural light seeps in. Please put this bag over your head just in case some light should accidentally slips in. It's purely precautionary.

View Poll Results: Would you do it?
Hell, no. That's wrong on many levels.	5	17.24%
Of course I would.	5	17.24%
Depends. How hot is the girl?	12	41.38%
It's probably wrong, but I need a job.	2	6.90%
Yes. But I wouldn't tell them about my operation.	2	6.90%
Depends. Is there a smoker's lounge?	3	10.34%
Voters: 29. This poll is closed

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06-18-2006, 01:03 PM	#26
barters Leach = TD this season. Gotta love 'The Helicopter'! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bath, England Posts: 89 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Leach	When I was travelling America we were on a train that left Denver and went to Chicago, anyway, some Amish people got on and came sat near me. It was ****ing horrible, they were literally the worst smelling people I've ever come across. I was nearly wretching at the smell. That's a resounding no!

06-19-2006, 06:33 AM	#27
Odysseus Fan of the home team Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Durango, Colorado Posts: 12,107 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mark Schlereth	It gives a new meaning to pole barn. I don't know. One 10 or as many 5's as I could get my hands on? Hmmm. Do they provide medical? How do you put this on a resume? Amish pimp daddy? I think it would be sad having all these Amish women crying and writing me saying that Sven just isn't hitting it the same way. What if Olga shows up on my doorstep years later proclaiming her undying love? Am I going to Amish hell? I guess that wouldn't be so bad. Where would it be? Detroit? The Amish men would thank me. These chics would smell better, look better and know how to work their assets better. I wonder how much I could make from the pictures on the Internet? Amish chics gone wild!

06-19-2006, 08:05 AM	#28
anthonypacino off season mode Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 2,283	this is great! I think I would do it, why not? everyone is happy in this situation, even if they are ugly, you "man duties" still happen. I think the only thing that would not allow for equipment to work would be if they were hairy...everywhere, I understand the girls "stubble" on her legs in-between shavings but if her body has gone untouched by a razor for life, to me there is a big difference from crawling into the sack with a ugly broad and a wookie.

06-24-2006, 10:50 AM	#33
Bronco Yoda . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,275	Do you get to wear one of them funny hats and a fake beard? I could use a new shed. They build great barns. Though barn size might be overkill for me. Is hand-crafted wood furniture included in this deal? I take it you have to be of the lighter skin persuasion? Green won't cut it then?

06-24-2006, 02:55 PM	#34
Odysseus Fan of the home team Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Durango, Colorado Posts: 12,107 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mark Schlereth	Amish charm school and etiquette college. Insemination while you wait. Guaranteed 24 hour turn around. I'll have your little Helga out there working the hogs in no time. Martha you'll have to step out of line. Don't worry you'll get the normal insemination process but we need to take you to this completely dark room where no natural light seeps in. Please put this bag over your head just in case some light should accidentally slips in. It's purely precautionary.