Sceens of the 2006 Bronco Minicamp..... - The Orange Mane

ROYC75 · 05-25-2006, 02:45 PM

Looks like Shanny does get into the practices.......

http://www.holylemon.com/Donkey.html

BroncoBuff · 05-25-2006, 04:18 PM

What the hell was that?!

That's the craziest sh** I've ever seen, and I've been to the Juarez Underground!

ROYC75 · 05-25-2006, 04:29 PM

Beats the helloutta me

Ratboy · 05-25-2006, 04:34 PM

The donkey was trying to have sex with the man.

kamakazi_kal · 05-25-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

Looks like Shanny does get into the practices.......

http://www.holylemon.com/Donkey.html

HELLO............ a not work safe would have been nice.

Bronco LB 59 · 05-25-2006, 04:41 PM

This thread belongs in the butt.

FantomForce · 05-25-2006, 04:44 PM

bfoflcommish · 05-25-2006, 04:51 PM

I want to know the hell the guys pants were down in the first place? If you don't want a donkey to have sex with you keep your pants on.

BMF Bronco · 05-25-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bfoflcommish

I want to know the hell the guys pants were down in the first place? If you don't want a donkey to have sex with you keep your pants on.

You sound like you're around donkies a lot.

BroncoBuff · 05-25-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronco LB 52

This thread belongs in the butt.

baja · 05-25-2006, 05:05 PM

Presidential IQ

A report published Monday, the Lovenstein Institute of
Scranton, Pennsylvania, detailed its findings of a four month study of the
intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973,
the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the
educational community on each new president, which includes the famous
"IQ" report among others.

There have been twelve presidents over the past 50 years, from F.D.
Roosevelt to G.W. Bush, who were rated based on scholarly achievements:

1. Writings that they produced without aid of staff, and

2. Their ability to speak with clarity, and several other
psychological factors, which were then scored using the Swanson/Crain
system of intelligence ranking.

The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate
to within five percentage points. In order by presidential term:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D] 142,
Harry S Truman [D] 132,
Dwight David Eisenhower [R] 122
John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D] 174,
Lyndon Baines Johnson [D] 126,
Richard Milhous Nixon [R] 155,
Gerald R. Ford [R] 121,
James Earle Carter [D] 175,
Ronald Wilson Reagan [R] 105
George Herbert Walker Bush [R] 98,
William Jefferson Clinton [D] 182,
George Walker Bush [R] 91

In order of IQ rating:

182 . . William Jefferson Clinton [D]
175 . . James Earle Carter [D]
174 . . John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D]
155 . . Richard Milhous Nixon [R]
147 . . Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D]
132 . . Harry S Truman [D]
126 . . Lyndon Baines Johnson [D]
122 . . Dwight David Eisenhower [R]
121 . . Gerald R. Ford [R]
105 . . Ronald Wilson Reagan [R]
098 . . George Herbert Walker Bush [R]
091 . . George Walker Bush [R]

The six Republican presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ
of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest at 155. President
George W. Bush rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91.

The six Democratic presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ
of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182.
President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with
an IQ of 126. No president other than Carter [D] has released his actual
IQ (176).

Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President
G.W. Bush, his low ratings are due to his apparently difficult command of
the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary
[6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other
presidents], his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA,
and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an
intellectual
basis.

The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to
arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice
stress confidence analysis.

"All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book
under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their
education or early careers. Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein
said. "He has no published works or writings, which made it more
difficult to arrive at an assessment.
We relied more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."

The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania think tank
includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists,
scientists in human behavior, and psychologists.
Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist,
and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist.
For more information on the Lovenstein Institute, go to
http://lovenstein.org
The Lovenstein Institute - Scranton, PA

BroncoBuff · 05-25-2006, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baja fan

182 . . William Jefferson Clinton [D]
175 . . James Earle Carter [D]
174 . . John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D]
155 . . Richard Milhous Nixon [R]
147 . . Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D]
132 . . Harry S Truman [D]
126 . . Lyndon Baines Johnson [D]
122 . . Dwight David Eisenhower [R]
121 . . Gerald R. Ford [R]
105 . . Ronald Wilson Reagan [R]
098 . . George Herbert Walker Bush [R]
091 . . George Walker Bush [R]

Those rankings were a hoax: http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/enc...dents_iq_hoax2

But in the Mensa Journal, they estimated the top president IQ's once, and they were fairly similar, though they only listed the top 10. Clinton was #1, Herbert Hoover was #2, Kennedy 3, Jefferson, Madison, I think Taft too.

Arkie · 05-25-2006, 05:22 PM

What does Presidential IQ have to do with a horny donkey?

BroncoBuff · 05-25-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baja fan

These rankings come from The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania, a think tank that includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. For more information on the Lovenstein Institute, go to http://lovenstein.org The Lovenstein Institute - Scranton, PA

I know another company in Scranton ... Dunder-Mifflin paper.

baja · 05-25-2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkie

What does Presidential IQ have to do with a horny donkey?

Clinton was first on the list.

DarkHorse30 · 05-25-2006, 05:40 PM

Clinton was the best.......at lying. Honestly, anybody that would marry Hillary can't really be very smart. He musta been stoned or something.

Tom Foolery · 05-25-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baja fan

Presidential IQ

A report published Monday, the Lovenstein Institute of
Scranton, Pennsylvania, detailed its findings of a four month study of the
intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973,
the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the
educational community on each new president, which includes the famous
"IQ" report among others.

There have been twelve presidents over the past 50 years, from F.D.
Roosevelt to G.W. Bush, who were rated based on scholarly achievements:

1. Writings that they produced without aid of staff, and

2. Their ability to speak with clarity, and several other
psychological factors, which were then scored using the Swanson/Crain
system of intelligence ranking.

The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate
to within five percentage points. In order by presidential term:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D] 142,
Harry S Truman [D] 132,
Dwight David Eisenhower [R] 122
John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D] 174,
Lyndon Baines Johnson [D] 126,
Richard Milhous Nixon [R] 155,
Gerald R. Ford [R] 121,
James Earle Carter [D] 175,
Ronald Wilson Reagan [R] 105
George Herbert Walker Bush [R] 98,
William Jefferson Clinton [D] 182,
George Walker Bush [R] 91

In order of IQ rating:

182 . . William Jefferson Clinton [D]
175 . . James Earle Carter [D]
174 . . John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D]
155 . . Richard Milhous Nixon [R]
147 . . Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D]
132 . . Harry S Truman [D]
126 . . Lyndon Baines Johnson [D]
122 . . Dwight David Eisenhower [R]
121 . . Gerald R. Ford [R]
105 . . Ronald Wilson Reagan [R]
098 . . George Herbert Walker Bush [R]
091 . . George Walker Bush [R]

The six Republican presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ
of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest at 155. President
George W. Bush rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91.

The six Democratic presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ
of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182.
President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with
an IQ of 126. No president other than Carter [D] has released his actual
IQ (176).

Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President
G.W. Bush, his low ratings are due to his apparently difficult command of
the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary
[6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other
presidents], his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA,
and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an
intellectual
basis.

The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to
arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice
stress confidence analysis.

"All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book
under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their
education or early careers. Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein
said. "He has no published works or writings, which made it more
difficult to arrive at an assessment.
We relied more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking."

The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania think tank
includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists,
scientists in human behavior, and psychologists.
Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist,
and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist.
For more information on the Lovenstein Institute, go to
http://lovenstein.org
The Lovenstein Institute - Scranton, PA

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.htm

Tom Foolery · 05-25-2006, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff1

Those rankings were a hoax: http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/enc...dents_iq_hoax2

But in the Mensa Journal, they estimated the top president IQ's once, and they were fairly similar, though they only listed the top 10. Clinton was #1, Herbert Hoover was #2, Kennedy 3, Jefferson, Madison, I think Taft too.

Kennedy's IQ is 119.

BroncoBuff · 05-25-2006, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Foolery

Kennedy's IQ is 119.

Source? The Mensa article was an estimate only ...

Tom Foolery · 05-25-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff1

Source? The Mensa article was an estimate only ...

Same link I posted from Snopes (and apparently you did too).

They mention it.

Quote:

And a recent article reports President Kennedy's IQ as 119, far below the genius-level 174 ascribed to him here.

ROYC75 · 05-25-2006, 08:24 PM

Crushaholic · 05-26-2006, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

As well it should be...

Meck77 · 06-07-2006, 08:18 PM

Leave it to a chief fan to find donkey porn.

Jason in LA · 06-07-2006, 11:29 PM

The guy was probably trying to take a dump. Or he was trying to get it on with a donkey and had second thoughts. I guess no doesn't mean no with donkeys.

55CrushEm · 06-14-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meck77

Leave it to a chief fan to find donkey porn.

Anywho......did you see the size of the rod on that donkey? Almost as big as mine....

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05-25-2006, 02:45 PM	#1
ROYC75 Here to moderate da donks Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside your head ! Posts: 2,460	Sceens of the 2006 Bronco Minicamp..... Looks like Shanny does get into the practices....... http://www.holylemon.com/Donkey.html

05-25-2006, 04:18 PM	#2
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	What the hell was that?! That's the craziest sh** I've ever seen, and I've been to the Juarez Underground!

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ROYC75 Here to moderate da donks Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside your head ! Posts: 2,460	Beats the helloutta me

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Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	The donkey was trying to have sex with the man.

05-25-2006, 04:41 PM	#6
Bronco LB 59 Ring of Famer Keep your head up dog Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Leucadia CA Posts: 6,068	This thread belongs in the butt.

05-25-2006, 04:51 PM	#8
bfoflcommish Time for Broncos Football GO..........BRONCOS Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mile High Posts: 3,302 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steve Atwater	I want to know the hell the guys pants were down in the first place? If you don't want a donkey to have sex with you keep your pants on.

05-25-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,835 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	Presidential IQ A report published Monday, the Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania, detailed its findings of a four month study of the intelligence quotient of President George W. Bush. Since 1973, the Lovenstein Institute has published its research to the educational community on each new president, which includes the famous "IQ" report among others. There have been twelve presidents over the past 50 years, from F.D. Roosevelt to G.W. Bush, who were rated based on scholarly achievements: 1. Writings that they produced without aid of staff, and 2. Their ability to speak with clarity, and several other psychological factors, which were then scored using the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence ranking. The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points. In order by presidential term: Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D] 142, Harry S Truman [D] 132, Dwight David Eisenhower [R] 122 John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D] 174, Lyndon Baines Johnson [D] 126, Richard Milhous Nixon [R] 155, Gerald R. Ford [R] 121, James Earle Carter [D] 175, Ronald Wilson Reagan [R] 105 George Herbert Walker Bush [R] 98, William Jefferson Clinton [D] 182, George Walker Bush [R] 91 In order of IQ rating: 182 . . William Jefferson Clinton [D] 175 . . James Earle Carter [D] 174 . . John Fitzgerald Kennedy [D] 155 . . Richard Milhous Nixon [R] 147 . . Franklin Delano Roosevelt [D] 132 . . Harry S Truman [D] 126 . . Lyndon Baines Johnson [D] 122 . . Dwight David Eisenhower [R] 121 . . Gerald R. Ford [R] 105 . . Ronald Wilson Reagan [R] 098 . . George Herbert Walker Bush [R] 091 . . George Walker Bush [R] The six Republican presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest at 155. President George W. Bush rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91. The six Democratic presidents of the past 50 years had an average IQ of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182. President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with an IQ of 126. No president other than Carter [D] has released his actual IQ (176). Among comments made concerning the specific testing of President G.W. Bush, his low ratings are due to his apparently difficult command of the English language in public statements, his limited use of vocabulary [6,500 words for Bush versus an average of 11,000 words for other presidents], his lack of scholarly achievements other than a basic MBA, and an absence of any body of work which could be studied on an intellectual basis. The complete report documents the methods and procedures used to arrive at these ratings, including depth of sentence structure and voice stress confidence analysis. "All the Presidents prior to George W. Bush had a least one book under their belt, and most had written several white papers during their education or early careers. Not so with President Bush," Dr. Lovenstein said. "He has no published works or writings, which made it more difficult to arrive at an assessment. We relied more heavily on transcripts of his unscripted public speaking." The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania think tank includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia F. Dilliams, a world-respected psychiatrist. For more information on the Lovenstein Institute, go to http://lovenstein.org The Lovenstein Institute - Scranton, PA

05-25-2006, 05:22 PM	#13
Arkie Ring of Famer Gggggrrrrrr rrrraaaahhh Arrrrhhhn. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 9,081 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quinton Carter	What does Presidential IQ have to do with a horny donkey?

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DarkHorse30 Smith Rules Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,091 Adopt-a-Bronco: wolf pot roast	Clinton was the best.......at lying. Honestly, anybody that would marry Hillary can't really be very smart. He musta been stoned or something.

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Jason in LA Gimmie that rep fool! Speaking of Butts & Boob Mojo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LA Posts: 12,252	The guy was probably trying to take a dump. Or he was trying to get it on with a donkey and had second thoughts. I guess no doesn't mean no with donkeys.