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Old 06-09-2006, 09:42 AM   #26
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That should be allowed, as long as you don't "dutch oven" her.
When you can wake her up out of a dead sleep without moving the covers, then are you a Mudhole Jedi...
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:04 AM   #27
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When you can wake her up out of a dead sleep without moving the covers, then are you a Mudhole Jedi...
Munhole Jedi... hmm. I guess if the label fits it must be worn.
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:13 AM   #28
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When you can wake her up out of a dead sleep without moving the covers, then are you a Mudhole Jedi...
I knew someone who woke HERSELF up with a fart. And yes, it was that bad. And for those males who expect women not to flatulate in their presence, all the power to you, as long as you behave like the Prince of fairy tales and provides them with all so that their dreams come true. Otherwise, grow up .
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Old 11-08-2006, 08:27 PM   #29
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this never gets old, i always find it funny
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:17 PM   #30
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Girls don't fart.. and Girls don't poop.. it's true.. I've seen the t-shirts.
That's not true. They do, but they just happen to smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls.
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:13 AM   #31
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Okay, this is just sick !!! (and I have been married 3 times)
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:46 PM   #32
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"Ass so fine, I'd pay to smell her fart."
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Old 11-24-2006, 08:37 PM   #33
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that is just not right on so many levels, which of you would date her?
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Old 01-29-2007, 02:53 AM   #34
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poor guy, i bet he didn't know what he was getting into when he got with this girl, but he got to really know her up close and personal, literally, i guess she takes pleasure in what she does
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