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Old 05-29-2006, 07:50 PM   #1
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1st Read: http://deadspin.com/sports/chris-ber...way-166410.php

Then Watch: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ish-174081.php

Then Read: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...not-176422.php

Pure Awesomeness. I'm going to start referencing people being "with leather."
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:07 PM   #2
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When you are rich, and have a little bit a fame, it's easy to pull chicks. Especially if you are a bit cocky. I bet he can pull a lot of hot chicks with that line, as long as they can recognize him.
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:08 PM   #3
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1st Read: http://deadspin.com/sports/chris-ber...way-166410.php

Then Watch: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...ish-174081.php

Then Read: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/...not-176422.php

Pure Awesomeness. I'm going to start referencing people being "with leather."
hahaha. I enjoyed this post very much.

ESPN is such a self promoting, bureaucratic, stuck up, egotistical, money grubbing, piece of (crap) channel it makes me wanna puke when I realize how much I watch it everyday.

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Old 05-29-2006, 08:17 PM   #4
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:27 PM   #5
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I have a feeling the leather chick is Bermanīs kid ...
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:37 PM   #6
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I think leather was probably a pro and Berman is one of her regulars.
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:43 PM   #7
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:03 PM   #8
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I think leather was probably a pro and Berman is one of her regulars.
DING DING DING...
We have a

WINNER!!!
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:20 PM   #9
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It has been proven many times that if a guy has any combination of money, power, or fame, he can pull hot chicks, even if he does look like a slob.
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:28 PM   #10
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Berman=Player, believe that.
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:29 PM   #11
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Old 05-29-2006, 11:28 PM   #12
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It has been proven many times that if a guy has any combination of money, power, or fame, he can pull hot chicks, even if he does look like a slob.
Yep and those hot chicks walk away w/ a little extra cash and on their way to the next, ummm... client
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:22 AM   #13
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I guess you don't know how it really works.
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:33 AM   #14
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I do know, I'm just talking ****.
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:35 AM   #15
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I got stories as soon as they fire me....
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Old 05-30-2006, 02:00 AM   #16
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wow & even a t-shirt with it to boot

though if they really suspended him for that ESPN is full of ****
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New Catch Phrase... "You're With LEATHER..."
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:22 AM   #19
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I can't believe I beat you guys to it. Using the t-shirt as your avatar should have been the first thing you did. Geez, I'm so disappointed.

Eli - tv or radio end?
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hahaha. I enjoyed this post very much.

ESPN is such a self promoting, bureaucratic, stuck up, egotistical, money grubbing, piece of (crap) channel it makes me wanna puke when I realize how much I watch it everyday.
Couldn't of said it better and I am really making an effort to not watch it anymore.
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:29 AM   #21
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Old 05-30-2006, 11:42 AM   #22
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Couldn't of said it better and I am really making an effort to not watch it anymore.
I haven't watched ESPN for over 4 months now... About the time the NFL was over... Coincidence? me think not...

Its been REAL nice though...
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