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Old 05-22-2006, 05:02 PM   #1
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Anybody else loving these commercials? Check out the website, it's sweet. Go to the "Post A Law" link where you can post a new law or view others.

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-Remember that looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, quick glances.

-The only rings that are acceptable for a man to wear are his wedding and/or championship rings.

-There are no leftovers when eating steak.

Anybody out there got any good Man Laws?
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:07 PM   #2
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where are the catchy names? its not a manlaw w/o a catchy name.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:09 PM   #3
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No more than 2 shakes, otherwise you're playing with it.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:18 PM   #4
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Any food you drop on the floor is acceptable to eat as long as you pick it up within 15 seconds.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:19 PM   #5
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If no one is looking it is acceptable to lick food droppings of your hands and arms.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:19 PM   #6
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It is perfectly acceptable to go commando.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:20 PM   #7
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The sniff test is all you need when determining whether a shirt is clean or not.
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You should have no more than two body care products in your shower.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:23 PM   #9
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Leftover pizza does not need to be refrigerated and is considered edible until mold appears.
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And even after mold appears it is perfectly acceptable to eat around the mold.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:39 PM   #11
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Are you trying to pad your post count Gonzo?
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If you leave the room and kitty attacks your steak you can deny him food and water for 72 hours.
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Men don't own kittys.
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Old 05-22-2006, 06:33 PM   #14
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Any food you drop on the floor is acceptable to eat as long as you pick it up within 15 seconds.
Our toddlers use this rule!
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Im not following any man law written by Gonzo.
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That is because that law is born in you.
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:02 PM   #17
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Real men don't have to live vicriously thru a dog either. Fact is, Cats rule dogs in the wild. My small cat is just an amusemen, or should I send the Tiger over to teach your doggie a lesson?
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:14 PM   #18
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No more than 2 shakes, otherwise you're playing with it.

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Old 05-22-2006, 07:16 PM   #19
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It's perfectly alright to laugh out loud when someone falls down after the thumbs up is given. If they hurt themselves...it is okay to laugh out loud later in secret.
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Real men don't have to live vicriously thru a dog either. Fact is, Cats rule dogs in the wild. My small cat is just an amusemen, or should I send the Tiger over to teach your doggie a lesson?
A tiger won't do your bidding. I would like to see you try to impose your will on a tiger. We would be calling you Lefty.

A pack of dogs could be trained to take down any cat, though.
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After the 15 second rule expires ... the 30 second rule rapidly follows
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Anybody else loving these commercials? Check out the website, it's sweet. Go to the "Post A Law" link where you can post a new law or view others.

Some examples:

-Remember that looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, quick glances.

-The only rings that are acceptable for a man to wear are his wedding and/or championship rings.

-There are no leftovers when eating steak.

Anybody out there got any good Man Laws?
Those commercials would be easier to watch without Burt Reynolds. Someone should've explained to him that when the surgeon has to pull the skin up and back until his eyes are on the side of his head it doesn't create a young, playful look. On the other hand his peripheral vision must be astounding.
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:42 PM   #24
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Those commercials would be easier to watch without Burt Reynolds. Someone should've explained to him that when the surgeon has to pull the skin up and back until his eyes are on the side of his head it doesn't create a young, playful look. On the other hand his peripheral vision must be astounding.

Why can't you remember him as the Bandit?
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:50 PM   #25
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Why can't you remember him as the Bandit?
Ummmm.. I never saw any of those movies. Come to think of it, did he ever do a movie worth watching? Maybe the Longest Yard. And I liked Mystery, Alaska in spite of old cat eyed looking Burt.
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