O................m..............g - The Orange Mane

WABronco · 05-19-2006, 10:57 PM

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...cal&id=4183089

Injured Husband Talks to Action News
Exclusive Television Interview

TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."

Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.

Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.(What, are his balls on the stairs or something?)

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine.

Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him.

Howard: "I can see doing something like that to a rapist, or mugger but not a husband, not something like..."

Dann: "She thought that you were cheating on her?"

Howard: "I wasn't cheating on nobody, I'm home in bed at 8' 0 clock every night, I mean I'm not out there messing around."

Brian Lawson/neighbor: "I mean men cringing when they hear the story, I mean uh, I'm just cringing thinking about it."

Antoinette Fortune/Neighbor: "Who would wanna do something like that?"

Unidentified Neighbor: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it? He's lucky to be alive."

Some neighbors say Howard's had problems with his wife before and has thrown her out only to let her back in. They worry what'll happen next.

Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?"

Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs."

At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed.

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BAHAHA! Look how he's walking in the videos! That sucks...

Ratboy · 05-19-2006, 11:03 PM

Thats my fetish, i love women who rip my penis off. (sarcasm)

Tip #1, Don't marry or date a bi polar girl.

SoCalBronco · 05-19-2006, 11:04 PM

She had enough of your ****, Bob.

You should have known when to stop.

WABronco · 05-19-2006, 11:05 PM

I am cracking up here...sorry.

gunns · 05-19-2006, 11:18 PM

Riiiiight! NO MAN IS INNOCENT!

Clockwork Orange · 05-19-2006, 11:19 PM

That's a $10,000 fine and a flagrant 2!!

Signed,
Reggie Evans

Needa Pass Rush · 05-19-2006, 11:39 PM

Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness.

Lestat · 05-19-2006, 11:53 PM

ROTFLMAO!

That chick is crazy, but had mad skills to take it off with just fingernails, most chicks in the news either bite it off or cut it off with a knife

How weak is that dude that he let a chick take it off him during sleep, enough pain & anyone will wake up well before she cuts it off

Man-Goblin · 05-19-2006, 11:56 PM

So, who didn't cross their legs when they read that?

Kaylore · 05-20-2006, 12:26 AM

This was posted already:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...79#post1121879

WABronco · 05-20-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

This was posted already:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...79#post1121879

Bummer...

Northman · 05-20-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needa Pass Rush

Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness.

Obviously, that was a serious penalty. Too many MEMBERS on the field.

Sodak · 05-20-2006, 02:42 PM

Jesus ****! Somebody shoot that crazy b****...

Swedish Extrovert · 05-20-2006, 03:53 PM

woah woah woah now.... for all we know... eh. why do i try?

this is hilarious. i took a hockey puck to the balls once... my cup clipped my balls. this must've hurt.

it says she too two pieces.... it must have been a ball and the twinkie.

sirhcyennek81 · 05-20-2006, 06:41 PM

you graze the nuts, at all, and you cripple yourself for 5 minutes. A woman tearing your junk off with her lee pressons is a bit much.

Kaylore · 05-20-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WABronco

Bummer...

Actually it probably warrants it's own thread.

WABronco · 05-20-2006, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Actually it probably warrants it's own thread.

Lol, I was so wacked out after reading the story I didn't even bother checking for a duplicate. Scary stuff...

BombsOverBaghdad · 05-21-2006, 08:42 AM

Once I was through cringing - I un-crossed my legs and e-mailed this story out to men to serve as a warning .....................

BroncosMT · 05-21-2006, 09:44 AM

OMG....I'm still in pain just thinking about it!!

sisterhellfyre · 05-21-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lestat

That chick is crazy, but had mad skills to take it off with just fingernails, most chicks in the news either bite it off or cut it off with a knife

No mad skills necessary, Lestat. I've read it several times in self-defense articles for women, as a way to counter sexual assault. The articles advise waiting and cooperating until the man exposes himself, then grab a handful of scrotum and pull -- hard.

Regards,
m.

WABronco · 05-21-2006, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterhellfyre

No mad skills necessary, Lestat. I've read it several times in self-defense articles for women, as a way to counter sexual assault. The articles advise waiting and cooperating until the man exposes himself, then grab a handful of scrotum and pull -- hard.

Regards,
m.

AHHH! Stop...please....

BroncosMT · 05-21-2006, 11:18 AM

OUCH...man...can't even imagine anyone pulling on man land....MEDIC!!!!

sisterhellfyre · 05-21-2006, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncosMT

OUCH...man...can't even imagine anyone pulling on man land....MEDIC!!!!

heh... Under the right circumstances, with the right partner, it can be a lot of fun. Assuming you like a little pain with your pleasure, it'll get your attention like nothing else. I guarantee it.

For extra fun, add a couple feet of small-diameter rope and a handful of wooden clothespins or plastic hairclips... (do we have smiley with fangs to insert here?)

Regards,
m.

sirhcyennek81 · 05-21-2006, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterhellfyre

heh... Under the right circumstances, with the right partner, it can be a lot of fun. Assuming you like a little pain with your pleasure, it'll get your attention like nothing else. I guarantee it.

For extra fun, add a couple feet of small-diameter rope and a handful of wooden clothespins or plastic hairclips... (do we have smiley with fangs to insert here?)

Regards,
m.

oh dear Lord...

Hogan11 · 05-21-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ratboy

Tip #1, Never marry or date a bi polar girl, under any circumstances.

As the #1 Iron rule....it has to be quoted again for truth. I also tweaked it a bit, but the spirit of Ratboy's statement remains intact. One only has to go through that town once to understand why love never conquers insanity.

05-19-2006, 11:04 PM	#3
SoCalBronco Nixonite Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 33,303 Adopt-a-Bronco: D.J. Williams	She had enough of your **, Bob. You should have known when to stop. __________________ ITS A PLAYOFF HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGH!**

05-19-2006, 11:05 PM	#4
WABronco WE SUCK AGAIN All dat force Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Denver Posts: 4,976	Omg I am cracking up here...sorry.

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05-19-2006, 10:57 PM	#1
WABronco WE SUCK AGAIN All dat force Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Denver Posts: 4,976	O................m..............g http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...cal&id=4183089 Injured Husband Talks to Action News Exclusive Television Interview TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal. The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage. Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here." Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him. Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.(What, are his balls on the stairs or something?) Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails." Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him. Howard: "I can see doing something like that to a rapist, or mugger but not a husband, not something like..." Dann: "She thought that you were cheating on her?" Howard: "I wasn't cheating on nobody, I'm home in bed at 8' 0 clock every night, I mean I'm not out there messing around." Brian Lawson/neighbor: "I mean men cringing when they hear the story, I mean uh, I'm just cringing thinking about it." Antoinette Fortune/Neighbor: "Who would wanna do something like that?" Unidentified Neighbor: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it? He's lucky to be alive." Some neighbors say Howard's had problems with his wife before and has thrown her out only to let her back in. They worry what'll happen next. Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?" Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs." At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed. --------------------------------------- BAHAHA! Look how he's walking in the videos! That sucks...

05-19-2006, 11:03 PM	#2
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	Thats my fetish, i love women who rip my penis off. (sarcasm) Tip #1, Don't marry or date a bi polar girl.

05-19-2006, 11:18 PM	#5
gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 11,658 Adopt-a-Bronco: Defense	Riiiiight! NO MAN IS INNOCENT!

05-19-2006, 11:19 PM	#6
Clockwork Orange Persona Non Grata I seen him! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 21,438	That's a $10,000 fine and a flagrant 2!! Signed, Reggie Evans

05-19-2006, 11:39 PM	#7
Needa Pass Rush Never say Always Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,211	Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness.

05-19-2006, 11:53 PM	#8
Lestat Oreo Lucian Rockefeller The New Age Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 5,168	ROTFLMAO! That chick is crazy, but had mad skills to take it off with just fingernails, most chicks in the news either bite it off or cut it off with a knife How weak is that dude that he let a chick take it off him during sleep, enough pain & anyone will wake up well before she cuts it off

05-19-2006, 11:56 PM	#9
Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	So, who didn't cross their legs when they read that?

05-20-2006, 12:26 AM	#10
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,050 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	This was posted already: http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...79#post1121879

05-20-2006, 02:42 PM	#13
Sodak Clueless... Who stole my avatar? Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Black Hills of Dakota Posts: 3,080	Jesus **! Somebody shoot that crazy b**...

05-20-2006, 03:53 PM	#14
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,953 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	woah woah woah now.... for all we know... eh. why do i try? this is hilarious. i took a hockey puck to the balls once... my cup clipped my balls. this must've hurt. it says she too two pieces.... it must have been a ball and the twinkie.

05-20-2006, 06:41 PM	#15
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,674 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	you graze the nuts, at all, and you cripple yourself for 5 minutes. A woman tearing your junk off with her lee pressons is a bit much.

05-21-2006, 08:42 AM	#18
BombsOverBaghdad Ring of Famer Saving America; one bomb at a time Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,788	Once I was through cringing - I un-crossed my legs and e-mailed this story out to men to serve as a warning .....................

05-21-2006, 09:44 AM	#19
BroncosMT Back in Big Sky Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Frozen tundra of Montana Posts: 869	OMG....I'm still in pain just thinking about it!!

05-21-2006, 11:18 AM	#22
BroncosMT Back in Big Sky Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Frozen tundra of Montana Posts: 869	OUCH...man...can't even imagine anyone pulling on man land....MEDIC!!!!