The Dead Zone per PFT

[watermock]

Nothing to really see here, but...

"The Broncos have a saltlick in their pockets for Jay Cutler."

Notice all the raves about Leinart's character and it's ignored. Cutler is allready calling plays under center, two days into mini-camp. Another example of Bronco hating. It's funny. The guy can't find anything to critique so he makes an insult. Young is still working on taking a snap under center. I'm serious.

Denver WR Ashley Lelie is losing out on a $100,000 workout bonus by not attending voluntary sessions.

We have seen that article, and Leile hasn't gotten much but small quarter from ore than one Hawaiian. Again, bring something to the table Ash, there isn't a team in the league desperate enough to make you the #1. Funny thing is we have a QB OTF that will be able to throw ropes and your too stupid to realize it. Lelie, do you know we are trying to get a 4th round pick for you yet? Why hasn't your agent brought an offer? Want to know you moron? You agent won't make crap if your traded. He want's a new contract.

A trade doen't make the agent anything. He needs a new contract and he has rep on the line.

The agent has zero risk other than his rep to get more meat. Lelie only has himself. Again, the agent risks nothing, Lelie risks everything on bad advice.

I can't see a team in the league other than maybe Philly or minny that would even be interested whatsoever. Hey, but a nickle is worth more than nothing right?

Denver can make him sit on the bench the whole year inactive. The agent want's a new contract to cash in and he's being played. This isn't T.O. I just want the distraction to go away for a second rounder at this point.

[watermock]

I don't even think Lelie is smart enough he is being played. Again, his new agent want him not be traded but released.

[Rausch]

You give drunks a bad name...

[watermock]

STFU, your lost on the wrong board. Second, all you can do is make a pathetic insult.

You don't know shiat. You can't even make a comment.

[watermock]

Tell me this genius, why are you here in the first place?

[watermock]

You don't know crap how agents manipulate their own agents to grant themselves a new contract.

[Conklin]

Mock, i've forgotten more of this thread than it has sense, just lettin ya know
and btw everyone, my cat made a 8 foot jump from my couch to my computer desk tonight, imma have to set up a landing net cuz he keeps wanting to make a 15 footer across my stairway while doing a backflip

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by watermock

You don't know crap how agents manipulate their own agents to grant themselves a new contract.

...

[watermock]

Originally Posted by Conklin

Mock, i've forgotten more of this thread than it has sense, just lettin ya know
and btw everyone, my cat made a 8 foot jump from my couch to my computer desk tonight, imma have to set up a landing net cuz he keeps wanting to make a 15 footer across my stairway while doing a backflip

He will learn his limtations. I have an old cat that will just stare at me wanting his soft friskies. Otherwise he stares at me. I can barely stare him down before he blinks. I I will probably put him under Ole Poopy. He's old and refuses to eat anything but canned food.

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by Conklin

Mock, i've forgotten more of this thread than it has sense, just lettin ya know

Yeah, I figured he was hitting the bottle again when two sentences into the first paragraph I noticed that the post had more potential as a magic-eye poster than it did as something you can read.

[watermock]

Originally Posted by Rausch

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I meant clients. I am on new BP medecine. The point is that new agents don't get crap till they get a new contract. They have no interest in a trade unless there is a restructure.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by watermock

I meant clients. I am on new BP medecine. The point is that new agents don't get crap till they get a new contract. They have no interest in a trade unless there is a restructure.

And I'm saying the only way that trade happens is if it's to a suck-arse team with no WR's willing to take the risk.

Leslie has no leverage. He'll be a Donk this year or he'll be flipping burgers...

[easymobee]

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[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Yeah, I figured he was hitting the bottle again when two sentences into the first paragraph I noticed that the post had more potential as a magic-eye poster than it did as something you can read.

Careful, Easymobee. I have 5 pages of crazy rants from Mock in my PM box now because of this little statement. You're likely to get spammed with comments like:

Oh my..Oh myl. your go9ing to slut yourself on conficential fo you san prove a pint.

and

You want to play? Well I can't or I would run you into your sissy golden earring suck ass behaviour.

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by watermock

You go right ahead there buddy.

You will never be PM'ed again. You go right ahead.

Then my work tonight was a total success.

[watermock]

If you don't understand that the agent's main motive is to create a new contract, I pity you all.

The point is that the agent's priority is to get a new contract, not the best for his client. He will keep telling his client that he's working in his best interest, but nothing could be further from the truth actually. Agents get nothing from trades. Nothing.

[fontaine]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Careful, Easymobee. I have 5 pages of crazy rants from Mock in my PM box now because of this little statement. You're likely to get spammed with comments like:

Quote:
Oh my..Oh myl. your go9ing to slut yourself on conficential fo you san prove a pint.


and


Quote:
You want to play? Well I can't or I would run you into your sissy golden earring suck ass behaviour.

That's some fine ranting!

With Mock's rants, it's a lot like if a 1000 drunken monkeys were to post a 1000 times for a 1000 days, eventually a post would make sense.

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by fontaine

That's some fine ranting!

With Mock's rants, it's a lot like if a 1000 drunken monkeys were to post a 1000 times for a 1000 days, eventually a post would make sense.

Yeah, I was going to post the whole of PM 1, but the guy embarrasses himself enough already.

[fontaine]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Yeah, I was going to post the whole of PM 1, but the guy embarrasses himself enough already.

no please, we insist!

[watermock]

Go ahead. After all, this is about PM's, It's not about Leinart, it's about me.

You go right ahead Kaylore. Make sure you emboss them in your own special sauce.

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by watermock

Go ahead. After all, this is about PM's, not rep comments right? Go ahead anyway.

Ok then:

You want to play? Well I can't or I would run you into your sissy golden earring suck ass behaviour.

Go post it. If you are that lame you will give me the last piece of honor you have managed not to kill. You want to insult me? You have no clue. Going to the trainin'g camp means nothing.

I have lobbied bor you so that is done my old friend. YOu have no comedy or irony in you system. Your just another affogant prick.

I'm very tired and I don't need your insults so expect me to fight back and push you into the swamp. Wow man, your a Jewelry Salesman. Your just a bumpkin pushed like a stool . I'm not going to insult your arrogant ass publicly unless you do it again.

[fontaine]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Ok then:

I'm sorry, can we get someone to translate.

Mock?

[fontaine]

You forgot to translate this one:

Oh my..Oh myl. your go9ing to slut yourself on conficential fo you san prove a pint.

That "9" in there says it all, or nothing, depending on the length of your bar tab.

[fontaine]

Originally Posted by watermock

Not only is it innappropriate to post PM's on the main board, it's childish because you need reassurance. Doesn't matter, that was deleted a long time ago. I evidently was tired and was insulted and struck back. I don't care. I will say this much, I don't post other people's PM's. Lesson learned I guess.

I love it how mock tries to tell us what's inappropriate after mail-bombing someone with deranged, nonsensical PMs. Poor Kaylore is still trying to find out whether he should be insulted or not.

The ironing is delicious.

[watermock]

Here is the deal, I got put on new blood pressure medicine, you can believe it or not. It's all my fault. I don't even remember those posts. I was really tired as well. You can believe it or not. I had a drop of 50 pounds BP with this new medicine. I don't even remember these comments honestly. I had one drink and I must of blacked out awake.

I apologize. Luckily my BP finally went from critical to normal. I was running close to 190/120 and am now 140/85 but it knocked me out evidently. I was allready taking 3 pills a day. This one finally worked...kinda ! Again, I'm sorry. I don't remember it, he said I might get dizzy but it's no excuse. I don't think I knew what I was even typing.

Again I apologize. I don't remember it. I should adjust to the new medication in a few days. I feel so much better this morning you wouldn't believe it. Thank You Dr. BroncenStein.