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Old 05-08-2006, 01:13 PM   #76
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We should trade Lelie for Kirk Gibson.
Gibson did play wideout at Michigan.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:19 PM   #77
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Finally a voice of reason. I knew I would find a knowledgeable football fan if I waited long enough.

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Old 05-08-2006, 01:27 PM   #78
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Hey....my money was on Blue...until I read the Hotrod post.

I was rolling when I opened this one!!
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:30 PM   #79
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Hey....my money was on Blue...until I read the Hotrod post.

I was rolling when I opened this one!!
Well they either loved me or hated me either way I'll be playing here all week.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:31 PM   #80
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Well they either loved me or hated me either way I'll be playing here all week.
Watch out OM....the Susan Lucci of survivor wants to take his revenge on the world!
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:37 PM   #81
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What really cracks me up is that we've actually had posters that were this fricking stupid so at first nobody caught on. They just figured another retard with a keyboard. Then Slap had to screw up my fun. Nothing gets past Slap. Either way kind of childish but like I always said screw'em if they cant take a joke I do feel the need to say sorry to Boob since he prolly hurt his wrist after being lead to believe someone was his friend
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:40 PM   #82
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What really cracks me up is that we've actually had posters that were this fricking stupid so at first nobody caught on. They just figured another retard with a keyboard. Then Slap had to screw up my fun. Nothing gets past Slap. Either way kind of childish but like I always said screw'em if they cant take a joke I do feel the need to say sorry to Boob since he prolly hurt his wrist after being lead to believe someone was his friend
Anybody want to set an over/under on how many threads like this we get before the start of training camp?
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:42 PM   #83
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Anybody want to set an over/under on how many threads like this we get before the start of training camp?
I was just thinking about that. Hopefully its a one and done. Besides nobody can match my ability to appear stupid so it certainly would not be done as well as mine
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:45 PM   #84
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This thread is gay. also...

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Old 05-08-2006, 01:59 PM   #85
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Anybody want to set an over/under on how many threads like this we get before the start of training camp?
1200, and I will probably be responsible for 10 of them....what? What else do we have to do?
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:01 PM   #86
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Another idea: Maybe we can eat laundry soap and pretend it's cotton candy.

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Old 05-08-2006, 02:02 PM   #87
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Anybody want to set an over/under on how many threads like this we get before the start of training camp?

4.2billion/pi * infinity squared
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:04 PM   #88
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The funny thing is that some posters, like myself, will read the first page and start repling because they wouldn't had figured out it was a joke. By the time I started to question it I had replied to a few posts. Then I read Slap's reply, and it all made sense.

Watch, somebody after this post will reply, saying that it is the worst trade of all time.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:08 PM   #89
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Well I certainly did not make many friends in the politics forum when I started a thread about Bush going down as the greatest president in US history. Oh and dont ever call Bronco beerslug "son" he really does not like that
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Old 05-08-2006, 03:15 PM   #90
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Hotrod... You are a rod munch

Just wait till the KC game, I am going to biotch slap you for this one.

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Old 05-08-2006, 03:18 PM   #91
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This thread pretty much sucks so I'll put this here

Denver Broncos 2006 NFL Draft Review
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1 - Jay Cutler, QB, Vanderbilt (6-3, 226); 2 - Tony Scheffler, TE, Western Michigan (6-5, 254); 4 - Brandon Marshall, WR, Central Florida (6-4, 229); 4 - Elvis Dumervil, DE/OLB, Louisville (5-11, 257); 4 - Domenik Hixon, WR, Akron (6-2, 200); 5 - Chris Kuper, G, North Dakota (6-4, 301); 6 - Greg Eslinger, C, Minnesota (6-3, 292)

Analysis: The Broncos again went against convention, foregoing their needs at defensive end and trading up to take their quarterback of the future in Cutler. The first interception Jake Plummer throws in 2006 will have Denver fans calling for the rookie. Denver filled a major need by trading for Javon Walker, which overshadowed most of the rest of the day's draft news, but also added a solid tight end in Scheffler in the second round. On the second day, Dumervil is the name that jumps out, and his presence certainly can't hurt a team that was weak in its pass-rushing exploits last season. Marshall has a big body, and his development will be worth nothing. Kuper and Eslinger both fit the mould of Broncos' linemen, and will have a chance to make the team as backups.

Bottom Line: The news surrounding Cutler and Walker ensured draft-day headlines, but where is the first-rate pass rusher they so desperately needed?

Grade: B-
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This thread pretty much sucks so I'll put this here

Denver Broncos 2006 NFL Draft Review
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SoCals Link: http://www.newsnet5.com/nfl/9149508/detail.html

1 - Jay Cutler, QB, Vanderbilt (6-3, 226); 2 - Tony Scheffler, TE, Western Michigan (6-5, 254); 4 - Brandon Marshall, WR, Central Florida (6-4, 229); 4 - Elvis Dumervil, DE/OLB, Louisville (5-11, 257); 4 - Domenik Hixon, WR, Akron (6-2, 200); 5 - Chris Kuper, G, North Dakota (6-4, 301); 6 - Greg Eslinger, C, Minnesota (6-3, 292)

Analysis: The Broncos again went against convention, foregoing their needs at defensive end and trading up to take their quarterback of the future in Cutler. The first interception Jake Plummer throws in 2006 will have Denver fans calling for the rookie. Denver filled a major need by trading for Javon Walker, which overshadowed most of the rest of the day's draft news, but also added a solid tight end in Scheffler in the second round. On the second day, Dumervil is the name that jumps out, and his presence certainly can't hurt a team that was weak in its pass-rushing exploits last season. Marshall has a big body, and his development will be worth nothing. Kuper and Eslinger both fit the mould of Broncos' linemen, and will have a chance to make the team as backups.

Bottom Line: The news surrounding Cutler and Walker ensured draft-day headlines, but where is the first-rate pass rusher they so desperately needed?

Grade: B-
Ya there are only 5 million draft grade threads
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Hotrod... You are a rod munch

Just wait till the KC game, I am going to biotch slap you for this one.

GW going down as the best Prez ever, classic.
Ah hell I'll just buy you a beer that will shut you up
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Old 05-08-2006, 03:39 PM   #94
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Maybe we could package Plummer and Lelie and make a trade for Farve. Plummer aint taking us anywhere and the FO has already screwed up with Lelie. Farve has SB experiance and already worked with Walker
Have you been drinking?
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Old 05-08-2006, 04:40 PM   #95
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I am gone working on a big move for a couple of weeks & this crap appears on the Mane?!? WTF?
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Old 05-08-2006, 05:49 PM   #96
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I feel alot better if i was drunk after reading this $h't... tread....
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Old 05-08-2006, 06:18 PM   #97
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Attention shoppers.

Please exhaust the 100 post minimum before starting your own thread. Thank you.
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Old 05-08-2006, 09:25 PM   #98
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Old 05-08-2006, 10:27 PM   #99
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Did Hot Rod do the Rasta poster a year or so ago?

That guy was annoying.
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Old 05-09-2006, 02:25 AM   #100
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Too funny. I imagine he has left with his tail between his legs back to the kiddy pool at the official site.

Don't jump in the deep end unless you can swim with the sharks.

Lelie and Plummer would gather a first, and Favre isn't going anywhere period. It's not time to deal Plummer anyway. Hell, I wouldn't trade Lelie for Favre straight up at this point.
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