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Old 04-26-2006, 10:40 PM   #2976
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Never ever question the lucky jersey......... mine still has beer stains on it from 96.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:41 PM   #2977
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They won't quit...that's for sure. Sakic and Blake both look young.

I don't like his style of play, and there's a reason the fans of Les Habitantes wanted him run for years...but Patrice Brisbois played an excellent game tonight. He was a bit physical, and I think he only turned the puck over once.

Tay-o-door isn't without talent...and sure he may still be shaking off the cobwebs...but he has to be better. The boys are blocking shots left and right for him...he needs to suck it up and bail them out once in awhile.

You just can't count these guys out. They've taken EVERYTHING that Dallas has thrown at them...and knocked them out.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:43 PM   #2978
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Never ever question the lucky jersey......... mine still has beer stains on it from 96.

Do you wash the lucky jersey? I spilled on it the other night and it was headed for the wash, that's why I wasn't wearing it at the time. It's an away one too and of course it's on the white! I don't have a cool story about how I had it forever and this stain is from this and that one is from that. Really I was just being a slob the other night.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:43 PM   #2979
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The cardiac Avs strike again. Unbelievable. Haynes & McNabb say it a lot, but it's absolutely true, this team just never gives up. Tanguay comes up with the winner, some redemption after he was the worst player on the ice in game 2.

Karlis Skrastins is making himself a lot of money in these playoffs.

3-0 lead, don't let Dallas prolong this series. Finish them off on Friday.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:44 PM   #2980
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Hey Kings fan, how's your team doing in the playoffs?

That's it, I'm keeping this jersey on til Friday and all the way through.
Dont worry team is being re-tooled.Thanks for your concern.

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Old 04-26-2006, 10:47 PM   #2981
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I want to play on her line and find out how good of a stickhandler she is.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:48 PM   #2982
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They won't quit...that's for sure. Sakic and Blake both look young.

I don't like his style of play, and there's a reason the fans of Les Habitantes wanted him run for years...but Patrice Brisbois played an excellent game tonight. He was a bit physical, and I think he only turned the puck over once.

Tay-o-door isn't without talent...and sure he may still be shaking off the cobwebs...but he has to be better. The boys are blocking shots left and right for him...he needs to suck it up and bail them out once in awhile.

You just can't count these guys out. They've taken EVERYTHING that Dallas has thrown at them...and knocked them out.

I hope it's still cobwebs with Jose. He still worries me. If he ever lets in less than 3, I'll be shocked. He is owin' Skrastins a steak dinner....every night for like the next month.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:49 PM   #2983
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I would get called for holding every shift.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:50 PM   #2984
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Dont worry team is being re-tooled.Thanks for your concern.

ps is this you?


Holy smokes, I told them no pics on the Net! Yeah, I wish. She doesn't look like she's had any kids. I have. Nuff said.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:51 PM   #2985
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Do you wash the lucky jersey? I spilled on it the other night and it was headed for the wash, that's why I wasn't wearing it at the time. It's an away one too and of course it's on the white! I don't have a cool story about how I had it forever and this stain is from this and that one is from that. Really I was just being a slob the other night.
No it never get washed till all the series are over.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:51 PM   #2986
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I would get called for holding every shift.
the other team would complain about my stick being illegal.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:54 PM   #2987
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I hope it's still cobwebs with Jose. He still worries me. If he ever lets in less than 3, I'll be shocked. He is owin' Skrastins a steak dinner....every night for like the next month.

You understand theo has only played 7 total games for colorado.
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No it never get washed till all the series are over.
Whew, good thing you told me. It just seems odd to have this jersey be a lucky one, but I'll take it.
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Old 04-26-2006, 10:55 PM   #2989
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You understand theo has only played 7 total games for colorado.

I know, and he has been outstanding in the third periods and OT. I guess I'm probably being too harsh too soon.
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At first i thought this may be shawn avery with his uniform off.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:02 PM   #2991
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At first i thought this may be shawn avery with his uniform off.
at least sean avery can spell his first name right.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:05 PM   #2992
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Guys.... lay off Sean Avery. Jeez.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:07 PM   #2993
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funny sean avery skit for you haters

Sean Avery Gets Some Much Needed Help

The phone rings at the home of LA Kings player Sean Avery ...


Avery: Hello
Rosenhaus: Sean Avery?
Avery: Speaking
Rosenhaus: Drew Rosenhaus here, you’ve probably heard of me, I was in Jerry McGuire. I intend to be your new agent.
Avery: Huh? New agent? Look buddy, I've got an agent, is this some kind of prank call?


Rosenhaus: No Mr. Avery, you don't have an agent. You've got some jerk sucking your blood and leaving you naked in the middle of the freeway. You need somebody me, somebody who'll be 100% behind you no matter what kinda crap you get into. You'll be dumping that bum when we finish this call. You need me and I need 5 minutes to make you understand this.
Avery: Hey... I know you. You’re the guy who handles Terrell Owens? I hear he’s never gonna play another football game. He’s been suspended right?
Rosenhaus: Next question!
Avery: Uh, why are you callin’ me?
Rosenhaus: Ok. Now listen carefully; I’ll speak slowly.
Avery: Huh?
Rosenhaus: You were forced to apologize for something you said about French Canadians, right?
Avery: Uh, ya…

Rosenhaus: WRONG! That was a mistake, a big mistake. Look, here's the deal. The way I see it you were defending a helpless teammate, right? Come on! Roenick’s been hit in the head, like, 20 times! He can’t defend himself; he’s got whaddayacallit, “diminished capacity” for frick’s sake. He needs you to speak for him! You know the code, you gotta stick up for the guy, he's helpless.
Avery: Uh, gee, I dunno if JRo would like me sayin’ that about him. And wasn’t it the stuff T.O. said about McNabb that got him in trouble to begin with?
Rosenhaus: Next question! Look, this is not about T.O., this is all about you! I am here for you Sean, only you baby. Ok, here’s another angle on that French thing. You were just being a good American! You were putting down the French! Damn, that’s way more popular than hockey where I come from. Nobody cares if you stick it to those Frenchies, heck, you can dump on those Euros all you want I and all I gotta do is wrap you in the flag. You'll be more popular than George Bush when I'm done with you.
Avery: Huh?
Rosenhaus: Ok, now what about this thing with George Laraque? From what I read you blew that one too.
Avery: Huh? Well maybe sometimes I get a little excited in the games and say stuff I shouldn't...
Rosenhaus: Man, you just don’t get it. I’m gonna send you my book, its called “A Shark Never Sleeps” you’re gonna love it. Listen, Laraque is a goon right? Right! Attack him. Attack him relentlessly. Ruin him. I’ll put together a video of his fights. He’s the villain, he's the bad guy, not you!
Avery: Huh?
Rosenhaus: Now I hear you’re getting fined by the league for diving? What’s up with that!
Avery: Well, sometimes I like to help the refs a little…

Rosenhaus: WRONG! They’re taking food out of your kid’s mouth just because you do what it takes to win? Not with me baby, not with me.
Avery: They kinda got upset ‘cus I said some stuff about the league too. They fined me for that too.
Rosenhaus: WRONG! My guys don’t get fined. I make my own rules.
Avery: Huh? And I might be in a little trouble with the NHLPA, I kinda said some stuff about Trevor Linden and the collective bargaining agreeement...
Rosenhaus: Look, you are not the bad guy here. They can't be villifying you, I just won't accept it. Who cares if you said the guys running the league are clowns. They are, same as Tagliabue. Who cares if you hung Trevor Linden out to dry. This is America baby, you have the right to your opinion. You can't help it if they misinterpreted you. Its all the media's fault, they're out to get you. By the time I'm dome this Bettman guy he’ll look like Domi after McGratton finished with him.
Avery: Cool! Sounds great Drew. Whadda I gotta do?
Rosenhaus: Listen. First, we’re gonna threaten to renegotiate. We’ve gotta get you more dough, a big signing bonus, some endorsements. You use viagra?
Avery: But I already have a contract?
Rosenhaus: And your point is… Contract shmontract. Listen Sean, leave this with me. I am a shark, a killer, I'm the best. I am going to make you famous, a household name like Terrell Owens and Santana Moss - all my clients are famous. You will be dominant.
Avery: Cool! Just one more thing, um, like how much do I pay you for all this?
Rosenhaus: Next Question!


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Watch out guys.... that girl looks about 13.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:14 PM   #2995
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Smurf, quit bein such a douche.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:15 PM   #2996
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What, mt? I hate kiddie porn.... do you like kiddie porn, because thats what that is.

What I dont get is how impractical that photograph is. She is wearing shoulder pads and a full caged helmet.... but no shell. The puck is much more likely to hit her in the vagina or thigh than her face.

She must have been playing strip-one-on-one post hockey.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:26 PM   #2998
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What, mt? I hate kiddie porn.... do you like kiddie porn, because thats what that is.

What I dont get is how impractical that photograph is. She is wearing shoulder pads and a full caged helmet.... but no shell. The puck is much more likely to hit her in the vagina or thigh than her face.

She must have been playing strip-one-on-one post hockey.

Just stop....
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What, mt? I hate kiddie porn.... do you like kiddie porn, because thats what that is.

What I dont get is how impractical that photograph is. She is wearing shoulder pads and a full caged helmet.... but no shell. The puck is much more likely to hit her in the vagina or thigh than her face.

She must have been playing strip-one-on-one post hockey.

Kiddie porn? Are you ****tin me? She's probably older than you.

Are you a 90 year old stuck in a 20 year old's body? Every other guy is talking about how hot she is and you're worried about her age. Unbelievable.
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You understand theo has only played 7 total games for colorado.
You're right. But I thought he stole his Vezina, and his Hart trophy. He stole his money from the 'Habs this year, and unless he picks up his play by a large margain...he's putting an unfair burden on the rest of the team...who to this point have blocked a ton shots and made his life easy.

It's time for Tay-o-door to bail his team out. The've carried him to a 3-0 lead in the Stanley Cup playoffs. It's his turn to make them look good.

He's stolen series before...he doesn't have to do that...at least not yet. He just needs to carry his weight.
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