Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and they are whirled off to OZ. - The Orange Mane

Bronco_Beerslug · 04-22-2006, 11:50 AM

They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.

"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've come for some courage."
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward,
"Well........., I.......I think I need a heart."
"Done," says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" says the Wizard.
"Consider it done."

There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"What do you want?"

scorpio · 04-22-2006, 11:57 AM

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

OrangeShadow · 04-22-2006, 12:08 PM

that was pretty comical

ludo21 · 04-22-2006, 12:12 PM

OrangeShadow · 04-22-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ludo21

that needs to be inluded in the default smilies

ludo21 · 04-22-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OrangeShadow

that needs to be inluded in the default smilies

yeah, i added it to the Smiles thread in the photsop forum, we will see if it gets added or not.

I got it from a AZ cards board. i like it, could be the :mock: smile

DarkHorse · 04-22-2006, 01:16 PM

Hehehe - I got a chuckle outta that one.

Sir Mawn · 04-22-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

Me too.

TexanBob · 04-22-2006, 01:55 PM

Clinton would do Dorothy...and Glenda the Good Witch...and Auntie Em...and half the munchkins.

He just wouldn't do the Wicked Witch of the West because he never cheats with women who look like his wife.

SteveTensi13 · 04-22-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TexanBob

Clinton would do Dorothy...and Glenda the Good Witch...and Auntie Em...and half the munchkins.

He just wouldn't do the Wicked Witch of the West because he never cheats with women who look like his wife.

Alkazar · 04-22-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Mawn

Me too.

Not me, he screwed this country up too much and I'm glad he's gone. But this is not the political forum so I'll drop it there.

SteveTensi13 · 04-22-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

Me too, I'd wake up every morning think about his administration and break out laughing. Then I'd go to bed watch what he did or said on the news and go to bed laughing some more!! Great times they were!!

Kaylore · 04-22-2006, 06:33 PM

Reagan Ruled.

Bronco_Beerslug · 04-22-2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

Reagan Ruled.

Before or after he visited the wizard?

watermock · 04-22-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Before or after he visited the wizard?

No, after the aliens paid a visit!

Requiem · 04-22-2006, 06:55 PM

Reagan smells.

Kaylore · 04-22-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bronco_Beerslug

Before or after he visited the wizard?

Yes.

Play2win · 04-22-2006, 07:35 PM

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

Reagan makes me puke a little bit in my mouth every time I see his face... Usually I can keep it in my mouth...

Bronco_Beerslug · 04-22-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Play2Win

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

Reagan makes me puke a little bit in my mouth every time I see his face... Usually I can keep it in my mouth...

Worst decade I've ever experienced (economically).

My home I bought in 1979 for 44,500 appraised at 37,000 in 1989.

sirhcyennek81 · 04-22-2006, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

*sigh* I miss Bill Clinton.

Yeah, good old days, when the whole country was aflame with blue dress fever and the meaning of "Is"

Kaylore · 04-22-2006, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Play2Win

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

I'm not fourteen. And Carter killed the economy. Reagan brought it back.

Bronco_Beerslug · 04-22-2006, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I'm not fourteen. And Carter killed the economy. Reagan brought it back.

Rock Chalk · 04-22-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Play2Win

If you actually lived when he wasn't senile, you'd know he sent this economy reeling, especially at the pump...

Reagan makes me puke a little bit in my mouth every time I see his face... Usually I can keep it in my mouth...

I feel the same about clinton. I dont even try to keep it in my mouth and hopefully there's a flaming liberal fag around I can hurl on.

Orange_Beard · 04-23-2006, 08:31 AM

Clinton: Atleast out kids were getting blown up for no reason.
If the guys wants a BJ from a chubby girl, good for him.

May be if Bush got one once in awhile, he would stop sending Americans to Iraq.

Rock Chalk · 04-23-2006, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Orange_Beard

Clinton: Atleast out kids were getting blown up for no reason.
If the guys wants a BJ from a chubby girl, good for him.

May be if Bush got one once in awhile, he would stop sending Americans to Iraq.

First of all, I could give a **** about Clinton's blowjob. What I give a **** about is his treason to this country. His selling of classified technologies to a communist state called China. Letting them have national state secrets in return for....Free Trade. Yet, we didnt get the free trade. We got a heavily one sided trade agreement with China.

Why? Because Clinton is a treasonous scumbag.

He should be summarily executed in public to show the nation what we do to traitors.

04-22-2006, 11:50 AM	#1
Bronco_Beerslug Angling in the Deep Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Texas Riviera, Southern Mountains Posts: 24,281	Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and they are whirled off to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard. "What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." "No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a heart." "Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?" Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "No problem!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done." There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"

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Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	Clinton: Atleast out kids were getting blown up for no reason. If the guys wants a BJ from a chubby girl, good for him. May be if Bush got one once in awhile, he would stop sending Americans to Iraq.