Dallas Tower Helps fight War on Terrorists

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HA!

Dallas Tower: "Tower to Saudi Airfreight 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9 Right."

Saudi Airfreight: "Thank you Dallas Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9 Romeo - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas Tower: "Tower to Iran Cargo 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27 Left."

Iran Cargo 711: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Lima. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS Tower! DALLAS Tower!!!"

Dallas Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Airfreight 911"

Saudi 911: "YOU HAVE CLEARED TWO AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas Tower: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

[gunns]

Priceless!