Awesome Mock Draft! - The Orange Mane

Requiem · 04-05-2006, 04:54 PM

http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft.htm

ChampBailey24 · 04-05-2006, 05:20 PM

The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie.

hilarious!

Ratboy · 04-05-2006, 05:31 PM

Someone should let him know we dont own the 29th pick

ludo21 · 04-05-2006, 05:34 PM

what a joke of a mock.lol

27atwater · 04-05-2006, 05:40 PM

I like the LenDale crack.

Jens1893 · 04-05-2006, 06:03 PM

was chad greenway cloned or how can he be drafted by 2 teams?

Rohirrim · 04-05-2006, 06:11 PM

Byron Leftwich learned that when you get injured in the pros, your teammates don’t carry you down the field to the line of scrimmage. They leave you there and get in a prayer circle while the paramedics carry you off the field and you give a meager thumbs up just to let your wife and kids know your not dead. Then you spend the rest of the season watching as your team rallies behind the backup quarterback who's trying to steal your job. But hey, the money’s great.

That's the funniest damn mock I've ever seen.

I swear, I almost peed myself.

Who the hell wrote that.

Rohirrim · 04-05-2006, 06:13 PM

The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.

Requiem · 04-05-2006, 06:16 PM

Seriously, did any of you even read the mock or just go to the Broncos picks? Tools. Lol.

epicSocialism4tw · 04-05-2006, 06:22 PM

That's pretty funny.

epicSocialism4tw · 04-05-2006, 06:23 PM

The Patriots have done a good job so far of not signing any free agents or making any moves that can help the team in any way. However they’re still hoping to make a splash in the draft, where they can select their 2008 cap casualties.

Rohirrim · 04-05-2006, 06:24 PM

The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid.

Man, I'm still laughing.

Rohirrim · 04-05-2006, 06:25 PM

This should get moved to the front page.

Lestat · 04-05-2006, 06:30 PM

Travis Lulay,Troy Reddick sounds like Madden to me

TheManeMan · 04-05-2006, 06:45 PM

"The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated. Redskins, for $11.5 million up front, you get about 2 or 3 big plays a year and a whole lot of running around in circles. Amazing that such a cost-conscious team would make such a move"

This is the best one...

clint7 · 04-05-2006, 06:54 PM

After being edged 23-0 in their first playoff game last season, the Giants realized they were just one player away from winning the Super Bowl. Unfortunately that player is Joe Montana.

The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.

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04-05-2006, 05:20 PM	#2
ChampBailey24 Ring of Famer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Middle of Nowhere Posts: 2,536 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie. hilarious!

04-05-2006, 05:31 PM	#3
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	Someone should let him know we dont own the 29th pick

04-05-2006, 05:34 PM	#4
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	what a joke of a mock.lol

04-05-2006, 05:40 PM	#5
27atwater THANK U! sphincter says "what"? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Sharon, Pa Posts: 1,594	I like the LenDale crack.

04-05-2006, 06:03 PM	#6
Jens1893 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: People´s Republic of Bad Cannstatt Posts: 9,170	was chad greenway cloned or how can he be drafted by 2 teams?

04-05-2006, 06:11 PM	#7
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,806	Byron Leftwich learned that when you get injured in the pros, your teammates don’t carry you down the field to the line of scrimmage. They leave you there and get in a prayer circle while the paramedics carry you off the field and you give a meager thumbs up just to let your wife and kids know your not dead. Then you spend the rest of the season watching as your team rallies behind the backup quarterback who's trying to steal your job. But hey, the money’s great. That's the funniest damn mock I've ever seen. I swear, I almost peed myself. Who the hell wrote that.

04-05-2006, 06:13 PM	#8
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,806	The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.

04-05-2006, 06:16 PM	#9
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,517 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Seriously, did any of you even read the mock or just go to the Broncos picks? Tools. Lol.

04-05-2006, 06:22 PM	#10
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	That's pretty funny.

04-05-2006, 06:24 PM	#12
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,806	The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid. Man, I'm still laughing.

04-05-2006, 06:25 PM	#13
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,806	This should get moved to the front page.

04-05-2006, 06:30 PM	#14
Lestat Oreo Lucian Rockefeller The New Age Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 5,150	Travis Lulay,Troy Reddick sounds like Madden to me

04-05-2006, 06:45 PM	#15
TheManeMan Ring of Famer DPOY Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sherman Oaks, CA Posts: 5,659	"The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated. Redskins, for $11.5 million up front, you get about 2 or 3 big plays a year and a whole lot of running around in circles. Amazing that such a cost-conscious team would make such a move" This is the best one...

04-05-2006, 06:54 PM	#16
clint7 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,046	After being edged 23-0 in their first playoff game last season, the Giants realized they were just one player away from winning the Super Bowl. Unfortunately that player is Joe Montana. The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.