Anna Benson filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson - The Orange Mane

HEAV · 03-31-2006, 07:57 PM

Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned. The naughtiest wife in baseball filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson, who was traded in the off-season from the Mets to the Baltimore Orioles. "She's completely crushed; she didn't see this coming," said Anna Benson's spokesman, Jules Feiler. "She had no choice but to take this action."

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So what happened to the sleeping with all his teammates talk for revenge?

GonzoLays · 03-31-2006, 08:07 PM

She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (Well I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niga(can you feel me ma)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niga(i gotta WEED)

broncos love · 03-31-2006, 08:11 PM

What the hell is Kris Benson thinking. She might talk to much to the media but damn she is so hot imo. But then again Im not a professional athlete and he could get any hot girl that he wants. I wish I was blessed with some of these guys talents, life would be pretty damn good.

Needa Pass Rush · 03-31-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by broncos love

What the hell is Kris Benson thinking. She might talk to much to the media but damn she is so hot imo. But then again Im not a professional athlete and he could get any hot girl that he wants. I wish I was blessed with some these guys talents, life would be pretty damn good.

So hot?

broncos love · 03-31-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Needa Pass Rush

So hot?

You got me there. Must be a bad picture for her,because I saw her on the Best Dam sports show a couple weeks ago and she looked good.

JCMElway · 03-31-2006, 08:42 PM

[QUOTE=Needa Pass Rush]So hot?

Well, she cleans up nice.

JCMElway · 03-31-2006, 08:44 PM

Not bad

JCMElway · 03-31-2006, 08:45 PM

Wow. I bet Kris liked to play pitch and catch with her once upon a time.....

broncos love · 03-31-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JCMElway

Wow. I bet Kris liked to play pitch and catch with her once upon a time.....

How in the hell can you cheat on that.

Orange_Beard · 03-31-2006, 09:41 PM

She was on Howard Stern the other day saying how happy they were.
I seem to remember that she said she would sleep with all his teammates, evn the bat boy if she caught him fooling around.

Hogan11 · 03-31-2006, 09:44 PM

Da-Da-Da-Da-Da!!!!!!!!!!! Joe Family Man to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Family Man holds his nose at any attempt at divorce because nothing justifies nullifying the sacred bond between a man and whatever...even if that whatever is a total skank.

Burn in hell Kris...you violated your sacred bond! Don't you know you're on the hook for etenrity?? Burn Baby Burn!!!!

DBroncos4life · 03-31-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Needa Pass Rush

So hot?

If thats the worst you got you will need some help. While she might not be a 10 in that pic its nothing like the pics of Brittany Spears on her off days.

DomCasual · 03-31-2006, 09:55 PM

I think he's better off without her. Have you seen her website? www.annabenson.net/ Wait for the flash to load. All I can say is that I hope he had a prenup.

I never thought she was all that great looking. I can't put my finger on what it is - it's almost like her eyes are too far apart, or something. Of course, she has a killer body, but a lot of women can have that, if they have enough money to buy it.

So, at the end of the day, you have an okay-looking, slutty wife who is crazier than a craphouse rat. I'd pass.

DBroncos4life · 03-31-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

I think he's better off without her. Have you seen her website? www.annabenson.net/ Wait for the flash to load. All I can say is that I hope he had a prenup.

I never thought she was all that great looking. I can't put my finger on what it is - it's almost like her eyes are too far apart, or something. Of course, she has a killer body, but a lot of women can have that, if they have enough money to buy it.

So, at the end of the day, you have an okay-looking, slutty wife who is crazier than a craphouse rat. I'd pass.

Thats funny **** right there. Atleast she knows what she is.

Hogan11 · 03-31-2006, 10:00 PM

She's a bi-polar skank.....no matter how good she looks, he's better off without her.........end of story.

Lestat · 03-31-2006, 10:02 PM

so long as he cheated up then it's fine i guess(not that you should cheat)

it's one thing to cheat on your wife with someone but if the new girl isn't hotter then wtf is the point(so far Brad Pitt is the only one to get it right )

Hogan11 · 03-31-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lestat

so long as he cheated up then it's fine i guess(not that you should cheat)

it's one thing to cheat on your wife with someone but if the new girl isn't hotter then wtf is the point(so far Brad Pitt is the only one to get it right )

It's not a popular opinion, but I believe if you're stuck with anyone on zoloft....then you're stupid not to run away.....far away.

Mtbrncofn · 03-31-2006, 10:11 PM

Man, that chick is the epitome of WHORE. He should have run away screaming a long time ago.

Mtbrncofn · 03-31-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

It's not a popular opinion, but I believe if you're stuck with anyone on zoloft....then you're stupid not to run away.....far away.

I'll relay that to my husband.

Kaylore · 03-31-2006, 10:14 PM

She is hot.

HEAV · 03-31-2006, 10:14 PM

DomCasual · 03-31-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

She is hot.

Especially after a little air brushing.

Hogan11 · 03-31-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

She is hot.

She's also nuts.........proceed with caution

DBroncos4life · 03-31-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

She's also nuts.........proceed with caution

Nuts=crazy hot in bed

DomCasual · 03-31-2006, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

It's not a popular opinion, but I believe if you're stuck with anyone on zoloft....then you're stupid not to run away.....far away.

Seriously?

Zoloft helps a lot of people. Why don't you like it?

03-31-2006, 07:57 PM	#1
HEAV Ring of Famer It's about the Team Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Ville Posts: 12,077 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brian Dawkins	Anna Benson filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned. The naughtiest wife in baseball filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson, who was traded in the off-season from the Mets to the Baltimore Orioles. "She's completely crushed; she didn't see this coming," said Anna Benson's spokesman, Jules Feiler. "She had no choice but to take this action." ----------- So what happened to the sleeping with all his teammates talk for revenge?

03-31-2006, 08:11 PM	#3
broncos love THE MAN Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 822	What the hell is Kris Benson thinking. She might talk to much to the media but damn she is so hot imo. But then again Im not a professional athlete and he could get any hot girl that he wants. I wish I was blessed with some of these guys talents, life would be pretty damn good. Last edited by broncos love; 03-31-2006 at 09:06 PM..

03-31-2006, 08:42 PM	#6
JCMElway Moderate-erator Dominate! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 6,867 Adopt-a-Bronco: Oleg	[QUOTE=Needa Pass Rush]So hot? Well, she cleans up nice. Attached Images

03-31-2006, 08:44 PM	#7
JCMElway Moderate-erator Dominate! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 6,867 Adopt-a-Bronco: Oleg	Not bad Attached Images

03-31-2006, 08:45 PM	#8
JCMElway Moderate-erator Dominate! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 6,867 Adopt-a-Bronco: Oleg	Wow. I bet Kris liked to play pitch and catch with her once upon a time..... Attached Images

03-31-2006, 08:07 PM	#2
GonzoLays Five Tool Poster Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,650 Adopt-a-Bronco: #3 DJ	She take my money, well I'm in need Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed Oh she's a gold digger way over town That digs on me Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (Well I'm in Need) But she aint messin wit no broke niga(can you feel me ma) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need) but she aint messin wit no broke niga(i gotta WEED)

03-31-2006, 09:41 PM	#10
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	She was on Howard Stern the other day saying how happy they were. I seem to remember that she said she would sleep with all his teammates, evn the bat boy if she caught him fooling around.

03-31-2006, 09:44 PM	#11
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	Da-Da-Da-Da-Da!!!!!!!!!!! Joe Family Man to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!! Joe Family Man holds his nose at any attempt at divorce because nothing justifies nullifying the sacred bond between a man and whatever...even if that whatever is a total skank. Burn in hell Kris...you violated your sacred bond! Don't you know you're on the hook for etenrity?? Burn Baby Burn!!!!

03-31-2006, 09:55 PM	#13
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,173 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	I think he's better off without her. Have you seen her website? www.annabenson.net/ Wait for the flash to load. All I can say is that I hope he had a prenup. I never thought she was all that great looking. I can't put my finger on what it is - it's almost like her eyes are too far apart, or something. Of course, she has a killer body, but a lot of women can have that, if they have enough money to buy it. So, at the end of the day, you have an okay-looking, slutty wife who is crazier than a craphouse rat. I'd pass.

03-31-2006, 10:00 PM	#15
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	She's a bi-polar skank.....no matter how good she looks, he's better off without her.........end of story.

03-31-2006, 10:02 PM	#16
Lestat Oreo Lucian Rockefeller The New Age Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 5,171	so long as he cheated up then it's fine i guess(not that you should cheat) it's one thing to cheat on your wife with someone but if the new girl isn't hotter then wtf is the point(so far Brad Pitt is the only one to get it right )

03-31-2006, 10:11 PM	#18
Mtbrncofn Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bigfork, MT Posts: 8,558	Man, that chick is the epitome of WHORE. He should have run away screaming a long time ago.

03-31-2006, 10:14 PM	#20
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	She is hot. Attached Images

03-31-2006, 10:14 PM	#21
HEAV Ring of Famer It's about the Team Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Ville Posts: 12,077 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brian Dawkins	Last edited by HEAV; 03-31-2006 at 10:18 PM..

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