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Old 03-27-2003, 03:15 PM   #1
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Old 03-27-2003, 03:17 PM   #2
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Old 03-27-2003, 03:21 PM   #3
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Old 03-27-2003, 03:27 PM   #4
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Old 03-27-2003, 03:32 PM   #5
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Old 03-27-2003, 03:39 PM   #6
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there are your REAL Lesbians CoPipes....

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Old 03-27-2003, 04:05 PM   #9
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Not sure if this is the thread... but there was not really anywhere else I coMarine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
uld put it... Funny stuff though
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Old 03-27-2003, 05:03 PM   #10
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Old 03-27-2003, 07:00 PM   #12
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Not sure if this is the thread... but there was not really anywhere else I coMarine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
uld put it... Funny stuff though
I gotta remember this one.
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Old 03-29-2003, 09:16 AM   #16
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Old 03-30-2003, 07:53 PM   #17
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Some ideas below for your next game of Scrabble... (very inventive and clever).

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.

Here are the Winners!


1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


3. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. (Mock will understand this one...)


6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.


10. Glibido: All talk and no action.


11. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature:

12. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole.
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PERSIAN GULF (Reuters)- The Pentagon revealed today that four high-ranking Taliban prisoners suspected of having close ties to Osama bin Laden and his al Qaeda terrorist network were released from custody early this morning.

The prisoners were captured during the furious battle at Tora
Bora in Afghanistan during December, 2001 and had been held
captive for CIA, DIA and FBI intelligence debriefings for nearly
thirteen months aboard the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise
(CVN-65).

The prisoners were provided $50 cash each and a white 1963 Ford Fairlane for their return trip home to Saudi Arabia.
Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise captured the following
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Old 04-05-2003, 11:34 AM   #20
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Just got this in an email.......

How to know Judgement Day is near

"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war!"
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Old 04-05-2003, 02:47 PM   #21
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(26 December 1997, Brazil) A bicyclist crossing an airport runway in Sorocaba, a city 87 kilometers from Sao Paulo, was killed when he was hit by a landing airplane. Marcelo, 25, could not hear the twin-engine plane because he was listening to his Walkman on headphones, investigators said. The propellor and right wing of the plane were damaged.
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She says, "But I thought you hated Charlie."
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