five questions.. - The Orange Mane

TailgateNut · 03-21-2006, 12:32 PM

.....if you had the opportunity to ask Dubya 5 questions with an unconditional guarantee of honesty and no talking point responses, what would you ask, and what response would you expect?

Rohirrim · 03-21-2006, 12:52 PM

1. Were you ever arrested for drug possession or being under the influence of cocaine?
2. Who pulled the strings to get you into the National Guard and thereby, avoid Vietnam service?
3. Was it your intention to invade Iraq before 9/11 ever happened, no matter what?
4. Before the invasion of Iraq, were you already pretty sure that no WMDs actually existed and that there was no connection between 9/11 and Saddam, or Saddam and Al Queda?
5. Who fixed the 2000 election for you?

TailgateNut · 03-21-2006, 01:11 PM

Great questions.

Here are mine.

1. What if any knowledge did you have of planned attacks against our country prior to 9-11?
2. Why do you feel it is appropriate to cut taxes during war time?
3. Do you care about the American Public, or are all of your actions driven by greed and revenge?
4. What criteria do you use when appointing officials to critical positions in our goverment?
5. Whose opinion do you value most during a crisis?

Spider · 03-21-2006, 04:13 PM

5 questions for Bush ..............
1. when was the last time you was right about anything ?
2. Admit it you did Cindy Sheehan .....
3. Does Mrs Bush still wear that I am with Stupid tee shirt ?
4. Does Jenna and Barb put out ?
5. When in the hell are you going back to Texas to stay ?

alkemical · 03-21-2006, 04:27 PM

my five:

1. is it easier to sleep on a pile of money?

2. how much fun is it to laugh at the american public?

3. Why the jokes about 'dictatorships' and the like?

4. Bush Vs. John Kerry was the same bet placed, was it not?

5. Why do you treat the american public as guilty?

Blueflame · 03-21-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

.....if you had the opportunity to ask Dubya 5 questions with an unconditional guarantee of honesty and no talking point responses, what would you ask, and what response would you expect?

In all candor, there is no evidence I've seen to indicate that Dubya is capable of speech at all if lying is specifically excluded... so I wouldn't expect any response whatsoever if those were the conditions.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 03-21-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

In all candor, there is no evidence I've seen to indicate that Dubya is capable of speech at all if lying is specifically excluded... so I wouldn't expect any response whatsoever if those were the conditions.

Yeah, I was about to ask how the "unconditional guarantee of honesty" would be facilitated.

Sodium pentathol?

ClevelandBronco · 03-22-2006, 12:29 AM

1. Why was your mother or your father the more important influence in your life? (Just kind of gets the ball rolling. I'm burning one.)

2. So, what's the whole story about Skull and Bones?

3. If your approval rating slips to a Harry Truman-like level (23%, or so), will you still keep the course you've set?

4. If you could drop a smart bomb on one American, without killing anyone else, and without any consequences, who would you target?

5. In your opinion, what is the end game for the war against radical Islam?

broncocalijohn · 03-22-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

.....if you had the opportunity to ask Dubya 5 questions with an unconditional guarantee of honesty and no talking point responses, what would you ask, and what response would you expect?

1) If you found out that North Korea or Iran had the nuke bomb and was prestaging a possible strike against us or Israel, would you blow the bastards up on a surprise or go to the UN or talk directly with those countries to thwart a strike and possible misinformation that happened before the IRAQ war?
2) Why are you so in love with giving illegal aliens a guest workers program when in reality it will keep millions of illegals in the states stealing low and middle range paying jobs that Americans should have?
3) If there were WMD in IRAQ and carried out of the country to Syria, Iran or such before the strike, how would you handle this situation?
4) If Republicans are notorious for smaller government, why have you not vetoed one bill and let our debt go out of control?
5) Can we get back to McCarthyism so we can kick out LABF for being a card carrying liberal ? Canada would be nice then he can hang out with my wacky aunt who bolted back there (born there) because bush was reelected.

BroncoBuff · 03-22-2006, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

In all candor, there is no evidence I've seen to indicate that Dubya is capable of speech at all if lying is specifically excluded... so I wouldn't expect any response whatsoever if those were the conditions.

I agree completely .... as an adjunct to my belief that, if you could get GW alone in a room, without advisors, notes, or the earpiece he wore in the first Kerry debate .... you would be APPALLED at how little he actually knows. Chauncey Gardener's got nothing on GW ....

I think if you could manage this, he would:

1) Not be able to name all 14 cabinet-level departments (much less the secretaries, though he might know a couppla his silly nicknames) .....
2) He would grasp little if any details concerning the military campaigns in either theater.....
3) He would have barely a cursory understanding of pre-war intel, and he'd recite what little he knew in over-simplified rhetoric ....
4) He could not recite the rights guaranteed in the Bill of Rights .....

Remember .... this is the guy who INSISTED on having papa bear Dick Cheney by his side when he was questioned by the 9/11 commission. Shameful. And Why? Because he's an idiot, and the Commission would've seen through the over-generalized rhetoric he gives Helen Thomas and Richard Gregory. The 9/11 Commission expected DETAILS, and Chauncey knows none ......

BroncoBuff · 03-22-2006, 12:53 AM

I'm telling you guys, EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS, I watch him in the exact same way actor Richard Dysart watched Peter Sellers in "Being There" ..... and I think I've got him figured out, and I think GW knows shockingly little about what's going on.

The 9/11 Commission hearings w/ Bush+CHeney were off the record, remember? That was because the 9/11 issues were SO DANGEROUS, that one Quayle/Chauncey slip by Bush couldda ended the re-election campaign before it began ....

The over-under on how many times papa bear Cheney interrupted GW's answers during that closed-door 45-minute hearing? .... I'll say 10.

ClevelandBronco · 03-22-2006, 01:10 AM

"As long as the roots are healthy, all is right, and all will be right in the garden."

BroncoBuff · 03-22-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

"As long as the roots are healthy, all is right, and all will be right in the garden."

BRAVO, SIR!!!

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 03-22-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

1) If you found out that North Korea or Iran had the nuke bomb and was prestaging a possible strike against us or Israel, would you blow the bastards up on a surprise or go to the UN or talk directly with those countries to thwart a strike and possible misinformation that happened before the IRAQ war?
2) Why are you so in love with giving illegal aliens a guest workers program when in reality it will keep millions of illegals in the states stealing low and middle range paying jobs that Americans should have?
3) If there were WMD in IRAQ and carried out of the country to Syria, Iran or such before the strike, how would you handle this situation?
4) If Republicans are notorious for smaller government, why have you not vetoed one bill and let our debt go out of control?
5) Can we get back to McCarthyism so we can kick out LABF for being a card carrying liberal ? Canada would be nice then he can hang out with my wacky aunt who bolted back there (born there) because bush was reelected.

Jeez, you were doing so well before you got to #5 and started channeling Rehab Rush.

broncocalijohn · 03-22-2006, 02:04 AM

Rehab Rush? Does he want you out too? That is str8 from me with tongue in cheek. Hey Vancouver is really nice right now. Try it out LABF. You can date the wacky aunt Jeannine too. I am sure you know her if u go to Demo parties and such. Kicker? She can t vote as she is a Canuck. She probably does vote though. My 5 questions are from a conservative person. As stated before, I did nto vote for Bush once. First time I voted for McCain in primary then I probably voted for Bush in general election then voted for the American Independent (cant even remember the stiffs name) in the last elections. I dont hate Bush. I just dont like how the war started in IRAQ (never seemed to want to take a different approach then war) and his guest worker plan and lack of security at borders. Conservative first, Republican 2nd.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 03-22-2006, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

That is str8 from me with tongue in cheek.

As was my response.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 03-22-2006, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

You can date the wacky aunt Jeannine too. I am sure you know her if u go to Demo parties and such.

Thanks for the offer, but if I want to find women who share my opinion of Bush and/or the radical right, I have 67% of the population to choose from.

TailgateNut · 03-22-2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

4. If you could drop a smart bomb on one American, without killing anyone else, and without any consequences, who would you target?

He should drop a SMART bomb on himself. That would help clear the cobwebs which currently occupy the SPACE where his grey matter should be!

Spider · 03-22-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

He should drop a SMART bomb on himself. That would help clear the cobwebs which currently occupy the SPACE where his grey matter should be!

isnt funny a so called Christian would ask that question ........

Hogan11 · 03-22-2006, 09:26 AM

I'd have absolutely nothing to say to this guy....I tend not to talk to people I despise, but that's just me.

TailgateNut · 03-22-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

I'd have absolutely nothing to say to this guy....I tend not to talk to people I despise, but that's just me.

I despise him also, but I would like to know WTF went wrong in the Bush gene pool. Was it inbreeding, or a case of dropped infant syndrome?

Blueflame · 03-22-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

I despise him also, but I would like to know WTF went wrong in the Bush gene pool. Was it inbreeding, or a case of dropped infant syndrome?

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

TailgateNut · 03-22-2006, 03:42 PM

I think he's just plain STUPID, due to a combination of DNA flaws, not paying attention in school, and the effects of cocaine and alcohol abuse!

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 03-22-2006, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

OMG - beverage squirting out nostrils...

L.A. BRONCOS FAN · 03-22-2006, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

I think he's just plain STUPID, due to a combination of DNA flaws, not paying attention in school, and the effects of cocaine and alcohol abuse!

Those are the facts.

03-21-2006, 12:32 PM	#1
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	five questions.. .....if you had the opportunity to ask Dubya 5 questions with an unconditional guarantee of honesty and no talking point responses, what would you ask, and what response would you expect?

03-22-2006, 02:04 AM	#15
broncocalijohn Famer of Rings My Dog Richard Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif. Posts: 18,605 Adopt-a-Bronco: Simon Fletcher	Rehab Rush? Does he want you out too? That is str8 from me with tongue in cheek. Hey Vancouver is really nice right now. Try it out LABF. You can date the wacky aunt Jeannine too. I am sure you know her if u go to Demo parties and such. Kicker? She can t vote as she is a Canuck. She probably does vote though. My 5 questions are from a conservative person. As stated before, I did nto vote for Bush once. First time I voted for McCain in primary then I probably voted for Bush in general election then voted for the American Independent (cant even remember the stiffs name) in the last elections. I dont hate Bush. I just dont like how the war started in IRAQ (never seemed to want to take a different approach then war) and his guest worker plan and lack of security at borders. Conservative first, Republican 2nd. Last edited by broncocalijohn; 03-22-2006 at 02:08 AM..

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03-21-2006, 12:52 PM	#2
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,103	1. Were you ever arrested for drug possession or being under the influence of cocaine? 2. Who pulled the strings to get you into the National Guard and thereby, avoid Vietnam service? 3. Was it your intention to invade Iraq before 9/11 ever happened, no matter what? 4. Before the invasion of Iraq, were you already pretty sure that no WMDs actually existed and that there was no connection between 9/11 and Saddam, or Saddam and Al Queda? 5. Who fixed the 2000 election for you?

03-21-2006, 01:11 PM	#3
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	Great questions. Here are mine. 1. What if any knowledge did you have of planned attacks against our country prior to 9-11? 2. Why do you feel it is appropriate to cut taxes during war time? 3. Do you care about the American Public, or are all of your actions driven by greed and revenge? 4. What criteria do you use when appointing officials to critical positions in our goverment? 5. Whose opinion do you value most during a crisis?

03-21-2006, 04:13 PM	#4
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	5 questions for Bush .............. 1. when was the last time you was right about anything ? 2. Admit it you did Cindy Sheehan ..... 3. Does Mrs Bush still wear that I am with Stupid tee shirt ? 4. Does Jenna and Barb put out ? 5. When in the hell are you going back to Texas to stay ?

03-21-2006, 04:27 PM	#5
alkemical Guerrilla Ontologist rorrim\|mirror Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Future Posts: 42,723 Adopt-a-Bronco: Prima Materia	my five: 1. is it easier to sleep on a pile of money? 2. how much fun is it to laugh at the american public? 3. Why the jokes about 'dictatorships' and the like? 4. Bush Vs. John Kerry was the same bet placed, was it not? 5. Why do you treat the american public as guilty?

03-22-2006, 12:29 AM	#8
ClevelandBronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Freedonia Posts: 1,643	1. Why was your mother or your father the more important influence in your life? (Just kind of gets the ball rolling. I'm burning one.) 2. So, what's the whole story about Skull and Bones? 3. If your approval rating slips to a Harry Truman-like level (23%, or so), will you still keep the course you've set? 4. If you could drop a smart bomb on one American, without killing anyone else, and without any consequences, who would you target? 5. In your opinion, what is the end game for the war against radical Islam?

03-22-2006, 12:53 AM	#11
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,470 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	I'm telling you guys, EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS, I watch him in the exact same way actor Richard Dysart watched Peter Sellers in "Being There" ..... and I think I've got him figured out, and I think GW knows shockingly little about what's going on. The 9/11 Commission hearings w/ Bush+CHeney were off the record, remember? That was because the 9/11 issues were SO DANGEROUS, that one Quayle/Chauncey slip by Bush couldda ended the re-election campaign before it began .... The over-under on how many times papa bear Cheney interrupted GW's answers during that closed-door 45-minute hearing? .... I'll say 10.

03-22-2006, 01:10 AM	#12
ClevelandBronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Freedonia Posts: 1,643	"As long as the roots are healthy, all is right, and all will be right in the garden."

03-22-2006, 09:26 AM	#20
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	I'd have absolutely nothing to say to this guy....I tend not to talk to people I despise, but that's just me.

03-22-2006, 03:42 PM	#23
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	I think he's just plain STUPID, due to a combination of DNA flaws, not paying attention in school, and the effects of cocaine and alcohol abuse!