How I Made 21 Million Dollars - The Orange Mane

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 07:45 PM

The other night I was driving late and I stopped into an ATM to double check my balance. The little receipt printed out of the machine and what I saw on the small paper shocked me. My listed available balance was 21 million dollars. Drinks are on me!

Arkansas Bronco · 03-19-2006, 07:47 PM

Uh if you didnt put that in there then i wouldnt spent it.....

Bronco9798 · 03-19-2006, 07:49 PM

Sure beats the 21.00 dollars you had in your account!! :-) I live in Springfield. I see that was at Great Southern. I bank at Guaranty Federal. I would of put my card back in and made a withdraw real quick.

listopencil · 03-19-2006, 07:49 PM

Quick, withdraw it and fly to South America!

watermock · 03-19-2006, 07:49 PM

Those were in mills. You actually have a little more than 20% of a cent.

Some keyboard must of stuck and a dimwit didn't see it.

Florida_Bronco · 03-19-2006, 07:56 PM

Hey buddy, there is a certain 04 SVT Cobra that I'd like to own, care to help me out?

Garcia Bronco · 03-19-2006, 07:57 PM

Move the money immediately and roll. Kidd everybody goodbye...start over from scratch. Move around a bunch at first though

watermock · 03-19-2006, 08:00 PM

Most ATM's won't let you draw out 21 million. You could try the bank on monday. Heh....your better off just snagging a couple grand and see what happens.

Someone other than the bank might of accessed your account as well and will withdraw it on monday. You better alert the bank.

Maximus · 03-19-2006, 08:02 PM

Change you identity... Do something! Why did you tell everyone here

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximus

Change you identity... Do something! Why did you tell everyone here

I thought it was funny.

2KBack · 03-19-2006, 08:15 PM

I'm assuming it is just a printing error or something, did you happen to look further into this?

ludo21 · 03-19-2006, 08:22 PM

haha... hurry and withdraw that!!

Did you ask someone what was going on?

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 08:28 PM

I didn't look into it...i am pretty sure they were doing matinence ont he network. The reason I checked at an ATM is before I left the online feature was down for a short period of time.

spdirty · 03-19-2006, 08:28 PM

DUDE!!! Close that account, get a cashiers check, deposit it in a swiss bank account, and leave the country tomorrow morning!!!!!!!!

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 08:29 PM

I have no intention trying to get more money than I put it. It wouldn't work in the long run. Just thought it was funny.

2KBack · 03-19-2006, 08:35 PM

it totally wouldn't work trying to get any of that cash anyway, bank activity is tracked and something so out of the ordinary as a sudden million+ withdrawal would get flagged. Funny situation, but also a sad tease.

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2KBack

it totally wouldn't work trying to get any of that cash anyway, bank activity is tracked and something so out of the ordinary as a sudden million+ withdrawal would get flagged. Funny situation, but also a sad tease.

Indeed

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 08:36 PM

I wonder what kind of maxes ATMs have.

watermock · 03-19-2006, 08:37 PM

He might be able to get away with it electronically in a wire transfer.

2KBack · 03-19-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

I wonder what kind of maxes ATMs have.

When I worked at Bank of america, I believe ours were like 400 or 500 dollars. Not much.

GonzoLays · 03-19-2006, 08:38 PM

Maybe you have a rich uncle who just lost it and deposited his life savings in your account. Happens all the time.

watermock · 03-19-2006, 08:39 PM

ATM's generally max out at 3-5 hundred bucks per day. I'm not going to do the math how long it would take to pull 21 million out.

ZachKC · 03-19-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2KBack

When I worked at Bank of america, I believe ours were like 400 or 500 dollars. Not much.

That is what I figured.

2KBack · 03-19-2006, 08:41 PM

it's actually not as much the withdrawal that would be the problem, it's the deposit. The minute they see the transaction history of the account without any info on where all that money came from the deal would be busted.

Maximus · 03-19-2006, 08:46 PM

You'd better start feining mental stress or something... Then sue the bank for pain and suffering

03-19-2006, 07:45 PM	#1
ZachKC For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 9,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Kennison	How I Made 21 Million Dollars The other night I was driving late and I stopped into an ATM to double check my balance. The little receipt printed out of the machine and what I saw on the small paper shocked me. My listed available balance was 21 million dollars. Drinks are on me!

03-19-2006, 07:49 PM	#5
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Those were in mills. You actually have a little more than 20% of a cent. Some keyboard must of stuck and a dimwit didn't see it. Last edited by watermock; 03-19-2006 at 07:55 PM..

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03-19-2006, 07:47 PM	#2
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Uh if you didnt put that in there then i wouldnt spent it.....

03-19-2006, 07:49 PM	#3
Bronco9798 Two Time World Champions Boom Goes The Dynamite Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In a Van Down By the River Posts: 2,353 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	Sure beats the 21.00 dollars you had in your account!! :-) I live in Springfield. I see that was at Great Southern. I bank at Guaranty Federal. I would of put my card back in and made a withdraw real quick.

03-19-2006, 07:49 PM	#4
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	Quick, withdraw it and fly to South America!

03-19-2006, 07:56 PM	#6
Florida_Bronco Got trolls? Welcome to Mile High, Brady! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 13,810 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brady Quinn	Hey buddy, there is a certain 04 SVT Cobra that I'd like to own, care to help me out?

03-19-2006, 07:57 PM	#7
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,987 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Move the money immediately and roll. Kidd everybody goodbye...start over from scratch. Move around a bunch at first though

03-19-2006, 08:00 PM	#8
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Most ATM's won't let you draw out 21 million. You could try the bank on monday. Heh....your better off just snagging a couple grand and see what happens. Someone other than the bank might of accessed your account as well and will withdraw it on monday. You better alert the bank.

03-19-2006, 08:02 PM	#9
Maximus The Razor! Public Enemy #1 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Western, NY Posts: 5,207 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow	Change you identity... Do something! Why did you tell everyone here

03-19-2006, 08:15 PM	#11
2KBack Rumblin' Bumblin' Cake is delicious Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Wash DC Posts: 7,274	I'm assuming it is just a printing error or something, did you happen to look further into this?

03-19-2006, 08:22 PM	#12
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	haha... hurry and withdraw that!! Did you ask someone what was going on?

03-19-2006, 08:28 PM	#13
ZachKC For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 9,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Kennison	I didn't look into it...i am pretty sure they were doing matinence ont he network. The reason I checked at an ATM is before I left the online feature was down for a short period of time.

03-19-2006, 08:28 PM	#14
spdirty Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bailey Posts: 13,883 Adopt-a-Bronco: Koppen	DUDE!!! Close that account, get a cashiers check, deposit it in a swiss bank account, and leave the country tomorrow morning!!!!!!!!

03-19-2006, 08:29 PM	#15
ZachKC For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 9,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Kennison	I have no intention trying to get more money than I put it. It wouldn't work in the long run. Just thought it was funny.

03-19-2006, 08:35 PM	#16
2KBack Rumblin' Bumblin' Cake is delicious Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Wash DC Posts: 7,274	it totally wouldn't work trying to get any of that cash anyway, bank activity is tracked and something so out of the ordinary as a sudden million+ withdrawal would get flagged. Funny situation, but also a sad tease.

03-19-2006, 08:36 PM	#18
ZachKC For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 9,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Kennison	I wonder what kind of maxes ATMs have.

03-19-2006, 08:37 PM	#19
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	He might be able to get away with it electronically in a wire transfer.

03-19-2006, 08:38 PM	#21
GonzoLays Five Tool Poster Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,650 Adopt-a-Bronco: #3 DJ	Maybe you have a rich uncle who just lost it and deposited his life savings in your account. Happens all the time.

03-19-2006, 08:39 PM	#22
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	ATM's generally max out at 3-5 hundred bucks per day. I'm not going to do the math how long it would take to pull 21 million out.

03-19-2006, 08:41 PM	#24
2KBack Rumblin' Bumblin' Cake is delicious Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Wash DC Posts: 7,274	it's actually not as much the withdrawal that would be the problem, it's the deposit. The minute they see the transaction history of the account without any info on where all that money came from the deal would be busted.

03-19-2006, 08:46 PM	#25
Maximus The Razor! Public Enemy #1 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Western, NY Posts: 5,207 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow	You'd better start feining mental stress or something... Then sue the bank for pain and suffering