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03-10-2006, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Long Beach
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Actor Chuck Norris is 66
 CN turns 66 my fav Chuck movie was----------  way of the dragonSome of my fav Chuck norris facts.... Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. |
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03-10-2006, 12:05 PM
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Armchair Poster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Topeka, KS
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...and Tedy Bruschi disapproves...
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03-10-2006, 12:09 PM
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Location: Long Beach
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03-10-2006, 12:16 PM
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Tebowing the long haul
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: TX, USA
Posts: 37,072
Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey |
I flatlined once...Chuck Norris was there to beat the life back into me.
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03-10-2006, 12:20 PM
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Perennial Pro-bowler
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: South Dakota
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Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Decker |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. |
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03-10-2006, 01:03 PM
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Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Back In The 303!
Posts: 14,812
Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson |
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and KILL.
Chuck Norris does not sleep... He Waits. |
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03-10-2006, 01:11 PM
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It's all over...
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Okinawa, Japan
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The Ultimate Showdown
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones" |
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03-10-2006, 01:42 PM
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6-37, Raider fans.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
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03-10-2006, 03:29 PM
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The Kranz Dictum
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Tranquility Base
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He is really 99 today but he round house kicked his age so hard it turned 66.
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03-10-2006, 03:34 PM
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Rock-N-Roll Historian
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: W.NY.B.C.
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Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little |
When shaving, Chuck Norris has to kick himself in the face because only Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris bleed.
I also have heard that Chuck Norris has a toenail on the end of his wang. |
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03-10-2006, 04:23 PM
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Angling in the Deep
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas Riviera, Southern Mountains
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03-10-2006, 04:25 PM
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Las Cruces, NM
Posts: 2,499
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fuggin' Chuck Norris!
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03-10-2006, 04:49 PM
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Don't Argue With Me
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 5,023
Adopt-a-Bronco: Darris Nash |
I misread this. I thought you were saying he was DEAD at 66, and I thought "no way".
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03-10-2006, 06:42 PM
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Mr. Rookie to you
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ohio
Posts: 205
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Not a big Chuck Norris fan. Saw one of those lists of wonderful things about 24s Jack Baur, said if Jack Baur was gay his name would be Chuck Norris. Have to admit that was funny.
[As I lie in wait for barrage of f off comments] |
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03-17-2006, 08:11 AM
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How about some Tapenade!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: The Coaches Cradle...Eastern Illinois University
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Adopt-a-Bronco: Manti Teo |
Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts
http://youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc As if Chuck Norris didn't know... |
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03-17-2006, 08:33 AM
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Draft Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,552
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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03-17-2006, 10:26 AM
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RIP Darrent Williams
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Glendale, AZ
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Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster |
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03-17-2006, 11:00 AM
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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
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03-17-2006, 11:01 AM
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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
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Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow |
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03-17-2006, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The People's Republic Of California
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Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO |
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That's good stuff. Rep! |
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