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Old 03-08-2006, 03:56 PM   #1426
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DISTRESSING NEWS

ODY HAS ADVISED ME THAT THE LAWN & GARDEN DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES.

REPEAT

LAWN AND GARDEN HAS BEEN OVERRUN


It CAN NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED A SAFE AREA; ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS DEAD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:57 PM   #1427
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:57 PM   #1428
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DISTRESSING NEWS

ODY HAS ADVISED ME THAT THE LAWN & GARDEN DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES.

REPEAT

LAWN AND GARDEN HAS BEEN OVERRUN


It CAN NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED A SAFE AREA; ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS DEAD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
what does that mean, it's off limits now?
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:58 PM   #1429
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:59 PM   #1430
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damn what about all my herbs that were hidden in there?!
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:03 PM   #1431
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Why does it matter we still can't leave the damn food court.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:03 PM   #1432
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even More Distressing News

Ody Has Advised Me That The Grocery Area Has Been Overrun With Zombies.

Repeat

The Entire Grocery Area, Including The Bakery, Produce And Meats Has Been Overrun

The Beer Section Too.

The Bastards

The Grocery Can No Longer Be Considered A Safe Area; Anyone Who Goes There Is Dead

Fortunately, There Are Free Standing Peanuts And Candy Bar Displays Throughout The Rest Of The Store.

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Old 03-08-2006, 04:04 PM   #1433
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DISTRESSING NEWS

ODY HAS ADVISED ME THAT THE LAWN & GARDEN DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES.

REPEAT

LAWN AND GARDEN HAS BEEN OVERRUN


It CAN NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED A SAFE AREA; ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS DEAD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
im still testing out the mattresses with smalltwn in the home section, let us know when the zombies come our way.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:05 PM   #1434
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Eight Safe Sections Remain, And You Are Still Starting Off In The Food Court.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:06 PM   #1435
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Perhaps you should list the areas still free of shambling undead shoppers.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:08 PM   #1436
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:08 PM   #1437
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:12 PM   #1438
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Thank god I died before we lost the beer.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:13 PM   #1439
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Thank god I died before we lost the beer.

Look at the bright side...you are a zombie now and still have access to the beer along with all your new zombie buddies!
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We can make our own beer.
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Perhaps you should list the areas still free of shambling undead shoppers.

Excellent Idea.

The Safe areas include:

FOOD COURT (everyone starts here in Round SIX)
FABRICS (includes clothing, shoes, etc. also cheap jewelry)
ELECTRONICS (all that good stuff; includes the quick-photo dept.)
HOUSEWARES (includes paint, knives, blenders and all kinds of dangerous stuff)
SPORTING GOODS
TOYS & AUTOMOTIVE

HEALTH & BEAUTY (includes the pharmacy)
CUSTOMER SERVICE (includes the restroom area, complaint desk, and main office)

The Warehouse, Lawn & Garden and the Grocery area have been overrun by Zombies.

Why this happened: I wanted to juice up the effectiveness of the time bombs. 1 in 8 is better than 1 in 10.

Edit: Changed "needed" to "wanted" in the second to last sentence.

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Old 03-08-2006, 04:21 PM   #1442
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We can make our own beer.
I know they have those beer kits but the game will be over before the beer is ready.
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Desperate folks could always huff the airplane glue in the toy section.
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Are the checkers zombies too? Oh wait, never mind. They always have been zombies.

Guess I'll just watch the fun from the security station. Smile for the cameras!
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I know they have those beer kits but the game will be over before the beer is ready.
I'll make mine the prison way.

It won't be beer, but it will be some potent ****.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:25 PM   #1446
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Desperate folks could always huff the airplane glue in the toy section.
Don't forget the paint!
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Okay, I'm outta here for awhile.

Enjoy your evening, everyone!
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:31 PM   #1448
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I'll make mine the prison way.

It won't be beer, but it will be some potent ****.
I wouldn't want to be that F'd up when Zombies are coming for you, you might fall.
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I wouldn't want to be that F'd up when Zombies are coming for you, you might fall.

Well they are coming so I might as well liquor myself up so I can't feel it.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:50 PM   #1450
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Hey zombie life is the bomb....who wants to join me next... db4l and I get all the food, the booze....and all the recreational supplements.....who's next?
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